Blunt

At first I thought, "Crazy crackers" after reading the headline. Then I saw where this happened.

video-e-i-e-i-o

white people ... at least watch it to when the guy in the black tshirt and jeans with a studded belt pretends to be gettin a blowjob from the other guy in a red tshirt and jeans with a studded belt ... haha, gays are funny !

what cant we learn ... when we look to the east ... !! warnings: potential sensory overload, cavity level bubble gum poppiness !!

by now weve all learned that sometimes sharks explode ... but whales, well ... sometimes they need a little help ... must watch ...

semi-repost ... jem and the rockers VS the misfits

(there are 2 adult swim references in this post, find them, and then go out and stop watchin so much damn television ... )

pre-emptive posts

im gwon west coast style friday-wednesday so im tryin to give the people what they want ... more useless crap !

just ... wow...

nice ... sorry, listenin to horace andy's "money money"

not sure bout what this is, but it came up in GIS for "money is the root of all evil"

now it makes sense ...

bogardus

jus another list

punning is fun

got rats in the crib ? ... try BYE-BYE RAT!!

math dork posters

now to find a dali designed one ...

what could possibly go wrong ?

and now a little somethin for the ladies ... earl caddock wins ...

im waiting for the great wall of condoms

drinking games

i guess if yer into it ...

fug it, were buildin this city on the WATER .... freaks ......

more freaky ass costumes

enough!?

pez pilgrim say ...



happy thanksgiving ...

For Pimpernel...

You can thank me later

Oh yeah, some more good stuff from the news

Finally calling it like it is:

1

2

3(This doesn't look terribly good right now, but come 2008, it'll take a different look)

4

Recent Politics Confusing?

Here's a Who's Who of people the President will likely pardon and what got them in trouble in the first place.

reggae nerds, brain icepicks, candy corn, asians, trucks, dorks, reefers

hey everybody ... i was out thursday and friday and didnt have time to post yesterday ... tryin to make up ...

riddim dictionary ... not very thorough upon closer inspection ...

much better

complex reggae networks ... actually really really cool

link courtesy: lord dubious

He had lobotomized over 2500 patients in 23 states during the 31 year period. Until his death in 1972, he continued to stay in touch with his patients, driving his so-called “lobotomobile” around the country ... fun !

link courtesy: the lovely surjeet

he hates your band

link courtesy: lord dubious

funny

how many different ways can i write ... japanese people are crazy ... not only that, but you get to see it at about 5 different camera angles ...

sporting, hillbilly style ... yeeeeeup ... thats about it ...

when theatre dorks and nerds collaborate ... i can say that with confidance cause its somethin i woulda done when i was in ap english in high school ... (warning, long and pointless)

from the documentary "grass" ... which is really really good if you havent seen it ...

sounds like my kinda girl ...

This is why I love the Internet

"Yo Butt Aint Made For That!" NSFW

Smoking Kills

Terrorists

Miracles of Modern Science

I have just learned that I was born in 1681, not 1978. My mom is a liar.

Bear Down Chicago Bears

And these are some of our best players . . .

I'm Going to New York

This is my chance!!!! Thank you God!!!

And in unrelated news: keep your eyes open

In Memoriam

40's to curbs, my friend. All in the name of dominoes.

good hustle gang

nice work on all the posts team ...

... im stamping this blog officially ...



hooooboy im lame ...

More good stuff, from another blogspot website

Bizzaro O'Reilly

Acting Against One's Interests

What the f---?"

Sometimes the laughing hurts

Oh, Ali G, what have you done?

This will blow your mind

Better than E. Honda's Thousand-Hand Slap!

Questions of plagarism? No, I did not get this from Hedonistica! I was in fact the fifth one in the column of dancers! You better believe it! I love exclamation points!

things that make you go ....

hmmmmm

doesnt this seem jus a tad too convienant ...



photo courtesy of these folks ... they on the level ...

NSA plagiarizes Burger King

Shouldn't there be one in a wheelchair?

well well well ....

look what made it onto fark.com

Ummm . . . does this sound right to you?

This doesn't sound too exciting, except for the 4th paragraph. Something just doesn't seem right. If Libby quit because he may have leaked one CIA operatives name to the press, should this dood have all that access?

skeletons

cute skeleton

creepy skeleton

sexy skeleton ... (nsfw-ish)

bogardus circa 1986

And one for bogardus

Run away! Run away!

Ok, it's not really funny if you realize in that last second it was probably being bated by the first crow. The bastards tried doing that to one of my puppies before.

more fun with news

supreme court nominees, guantanamo bay inmates losing even more rights, congress finally looking over false pre-war "intelligence" ...

but where are all the blonde american girls !?

oh, right here ...

in the top story on google news

I'm not big into conspiracies, but . . .

Does this sound like a coincidenc? I think not!

bees and bombs and japanese and cupid

sorry no posts yesterday boys ... busy makin an online store for the drastics ... so now people can give us their money and we give them things that came out of our brains ...

get PAID son ...

crazy japanese art ... actually really cool ... check out the videos for examples ...

a little early ... creepy valentines ...

not lettin it die ... bee-man !

all bout bee-man ... "In order to maintain his powers he must keep drinking copious amounts of honey. He can mentally control the giant bees."

cant remember if i posted this months ago ... dont think i did cause i couldnt find it ... pretty creepy tour of an abandonded undeground nuclear missle silo somewhere in a midwest corn field ... creepy cause the place is jus deteriorated now and looks like somethin out of a horror flick ... extra creepy cause this ONE underground silo held 3 THREE! nuclear missles that were probably aimed at the USSR ... and this is jus one out of hundreds that that US government had installed ...

but now you can own one !

this guy doesnt think theyre so bad

bee man should get himself an abandonded missle silo ... then he wont have to worry bout atomic bombs ... hmm ... i doubt the US has a nuclear arms policy against bee-men anyway ...

Another sport they ought to test for roids in . . .

What you can find on overstock.com

$2,500 of nerd

You can start X-mas shopping for me now.

In Memoriam

The power of song . . . and Gordon Lightfoot . . .

boobies

this ones for you pimpernel ...

probably nsfw, but if i were you, id take the risk and peek for a second ... you wont be dissapointed ...

and yes, its who you think it is

your dream of explicit tapes might not be to far off ...

perv

funny

chicago represent

yeay boyeee

i found this link along time ago when after i saw this documentary that came out on beatboxing at the gene siskel theater ...

beatboxers

particular note:

rahzel (roots) and rza (wutang) ...

scratch and black thought (roots)

click the supah latin

thats jus one person on the beat ... stupid ...

this guy also had the front page of wax poetics months ago ... didnt know he had his own site ... strange strange things ...

Smut . . . from the right

Perhaps an indictment should be issued for bad plot structure

Perhaps it is a conspiracy (You may need to watch a brief commercial, but it is well worth the thirty seconds)

And one more because I hate that jerk. (Same thing, you may need to watch a commercial. It's better than actually paying money, right?)

an agglomeration of promiscuous links

feelin artistic today ...

Geography Lesson

"Wow, Brazil is big!" -George W. Bush

(Note: Perhaps you think that quote is a joke. Perhaps you are a fool.)

web hits

martians hate the bluntest

tag up the drastics site

aliens float amongst us

these things exist ... on earth ...

vampire squid from hell! ... instead of squirting ink to escape predators, it sprays a cloud of glowing mucus that can burn for up 10 minutes !

movie of vampire squids luminescent arms used to confuse predators

another defence mechanism ... the vampire squid can fold its tentacles back over its body to reveal spikes ... yowza !

creature of nightmares

actually is a sabertooth fish

dragonfish ... creepy

bioluminescent creatures

more

humpback blackdevil

general deep sea creature images

ytmnd rundown

take back the streets

captain pimpernel

baby you ... you got what i need

bush rocks

i have never, ever, EVER, NEVER, NEEEVER, NIVER ... i got nothin

batman loves ska !



dangerdoom album = que bueno

Fine, some real news

Ok, not really news. More like new evidence.

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

Finally, a news story worthy of being a headline on cnn.com

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile. I got switched to a position with more work. At least the day goes by faster now, but I'm not quite up with the news. And just when things started to get interesting . . .

two sevens clash

when the two sevens clash ... patois/jamaican term from the 70s talkin about how 1977 (two sevens) was going to be an apocolyptic year for the world ... when rasta take over, etc etc ... not joking/lighthearted stuff ... serious ras prophecy and thing ... some info tieing it to the punk movement ...

culture had a huge album with the same name ...

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What a liv an bamba yay - when the two sevens clash
What a liv an bamba yay - when the two sevens clash

My good old prophet Marcus Garvey prophesize, say:
"St. Jago de la Vega and Kingstown is gonna meet"
And I can see with mine own eyes
It's only a housing scheme that divides
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and so yer probably askin yerself by now ... well, thats midly interesting, but so what ...

well, heres what ...

fucking strumpets

is what

News of the Weird

• "Valerie Carey believed that her family would be transported to a planet inhabited by red dragons"
  

• "Everything they done here was unlegal"
  

• "They was all clownin' me, B"
  

• Our own search engine!

bogardus inspired me ...

with that photo of the guy in the rabbit suit ...

this one goes out to the hun aka big pidgeon aka ccm

word up

evil bunny pillows

yeah, those are pretty creepy

obvious (though he looks almost cute in that shot)

i think he was the jack of spades in that iraqi deck ...

bunnies attack former president?

truly truly disturbing

my kind of bunny

GIS for "bunny pistol" brought up this ... not complainin ... jus sayin ...

thats enough, right ?

retards

not pc, i know ...

but i put pictures up of us from the halloween show ...

theres a link here somewhere ... too lazy/busy to get the exact address ... no pics of me yet though ... sad ...

Bad Blogger

Couldn't log on to Blogger yesterday. I think it was sad and it missed you, Driznastic.

Tom Delay is either awesome or insane or both

pretty weak, gang ...

not one halloween post !?

yall better been out gettin MAD halloween candy then ...

i was not near a computer as i played late sunday nite and didnt get home till 4, and wasnt asleep till 5 ... not gettin up at 7 to go to work after that ...

did get some tight photos though ... drastics went as, what degenerated into a, trailer metal band ... originally wanted to be glam, but its so much easier (cheaper) to be gross lookin ... not that glam rockers are pretty ... you know what i mean ...

history of halloween

the TRUTH about halloween (sweet music too, if you got speakers)



check under "DUMPING" i swear it wasnt me !