Jan 30, 2006

more clowns for christ

better or worse then jews for jesus ? you be the judge ...

... a web site dedicated to the history and performance of clowning, with an emphasis on clown ministry ...

ive posted this guys stuff before

3rd picture down, check the caption ... so ... either mel gibson is way off or that whole "dieing for our sins" thing wasnt really all that bad ...

i got my ticket ... first class

silly sally loves the lord

that enough ???


since bogardus kicked it off w/ religion today, ill keep wit it ...

they got video now !

and besides, whats so strange about using clowns to promote yer religious beliefs ...

Back to work

I was out on Friday, due to an alcohol-related illness, but I have returned triumphantly to bring you the craziest site I've seen on the Internet in the last 48 hours. God bless America.

Send in the Christ

Jan 27, 2006

::sad tag::

crap !


... was the first words out of bogardus's mouth (following the puke) to patricks attempt to get him home ...

and so here is my tribute to him

a GIS for the bluntest comes up with some interesting choices ...

crazy left wing propoganda ... but i still love it ... and its done pretty well ... and its about 90% accurate

Jan 26, 2006

hey, bogardus

look what i made you !


I heart Hasselhoff


Benicio del Toro is Che Guevara

Jan 25, 2006

posting for der pimpernel

heres the story (via pimpernel) but i jpg-ed the image incase someone at cnn realizes that this picture went with this caption ...



Don't Sleep With Those Guys!


a fark user by the name "Uncle Pim" posted this nice list in one of the threads ... except for the michaelmoore.com, moorelies.com and the usatoday.com posts, all of these come from "credible" or "unbiased" sources (i hate usa today, its fuckin news for television addicts) ... anyway, thought it would find a sympathetic audience here ... have fun reading ... i expect a minimum 500 word essay on what you learned by next monday ...

Bush begins his presidency in poor taste, making a quote that would foreshadow the expansion of executive power under his administration, "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." (Dec 00) transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0012/18/nd.01.html

While the Kyoto Protocol is considered largely symbolic by many, Bush rejects the treaty, alienating US allies. (Mar 01) archives.cnn.com/2001/US/03/29/schroeder.bush

Bush is given an intelligence report entitled Bin Laden Determined to Strike in US. The report outlines how Al-Qa'ida members in the United States are preparing for airplane hijackings and are conducting "surveillence on federal buildings in New York." This knowledge was not obtained through domestic spying on phone lines by the NSA or through a CIA rendition process, but by the domestic FBI investigating known Al-Qa'ida members inside the United States. One month later, roughly 3000 Americans are killed in the worst attack on US soil since Pearl Harbor. (Aug 01) www.cnn.com/2004/images/04/10/whitehouse.pdf

Bush spent an estimated 13 to 42 percent of his first 8 months in office on vacation, depending upon the source cited. 13 percent of 8 months is approximately 6 weeks and 5 days. moorelies.com/news/archives/display.cfm?newsID=119, www.michaelmoore.com/warroom/f911notes

Bush's treasury secretary Paul O'Neill resigns due to differences over Bush's irresponsible tax cuts and later claims Bush planned on invading Iraq "days after entering the White House." (Dec 02) www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/01/10/oneill.bush

Mission Accomplished. Three years later, Bush states "I know we're going to win." (May 03) www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/05/01/bush.carrier.landing, www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/12/06/dean.iraq

Republicans cut benifits to the military at a time when soldiers are dying in Iraq at the rate of about one soldier per day. (Jul 03) www.armytimes.com/story.php?f=1-292259-1989240.php

Bush calls for a constitutional ban on gay marriages. The language of the amendment could also prevent the later formation of civil unions. An MSNBC poll showed one month after the proposal that a majority of Americans approve of legal civil unions and dissaprove of a constitutional ban on gay marriages. (Feb 04) www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/02/24/elec04.prez.bush.marriage, www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4496265/

Bush uses 911 as reelection material. (Mar 04) www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A26575-2004Mar3.html

The color-coded terror-alert system used by Bush's Department of Homeland Security is criticised as a political tool. Later, Tom Ridge admits that at times he was instructed by the Bush administration to raise the alertness level when little evidence was supplied indicating a forthcoming terrorist attack. (Aug 04/May 05) www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A37954-2004Aug3.html, www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/08/04/cheney.dean/, www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2005-05-10-ridge-alerts_x.htm

United Nations Secretary-General Koffi Annan describes the invasion of Iraq as "an illegal act that contravened the UN charter." (Sept 04) news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3661134.stm

The US military faces its deadliest month in Iraq approximately one year after Mission Accomplished. (Apr 04) www.pbs.org/newshour/extra/features/jan-june04/iraq_4-19.html

The Bush administration declares that it should be above international law. (Jun 04) www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2004/6/17/173027.shtml

No Child Left Behind is underfunded by at least 9.5 billion dollars. (Jul 04) www.nea.org/newsreleases/2004/nr040714.html

Bush's education secretary, Margaret Spellings, effectively censors PBS for featuring lesbian parents in the show "Postcards From Buster." (Jan 05) www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6869976/

Vice President Cheney's top aide, Scooter Libby, is indicted on 5 counts of perjury and making false statements with the investigation ongoing. (Oct 05) www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/10/28/leak.probe/

Bush endorses teaching the pseudo-science of intelligent design in school science classes despite the research of intelligent design being rebuked by nearly all members of the scientific community. (Aug 05) msnbc.msn.com/id/8792302/

Cheney makes his "last throes" remark, describing the insurgency in Iraq. (Jun 05) www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/30/cheney.iraq

Capitol Hill Blue, a blog that's been compared to Drudge, reported that Bush referred to the Constitution as a "goddamned piece of paper." (Dec 05) www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_7779.shtml

Bush orders the NSA to conduct domestic eavesdropping on telephone lines. The NSA operates without warrants despite the existance of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act Court, which was created in part to issue such warrants in secrecy. The legality of these operations is still in disupte. (Dec 05) www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/12/17/bush.nsa

The now infamous lobbyist Jack Abramoff agrees to fully cooperate with federal authorities on charges that he may have bribed or had otherwise illegal dealings with as many as two dozen Washington officials. Three quarters of those investigated are Republicans. Bush donates $6000 of the $100,000 donated to his campaign by Abramoff to charity. Other officials take similar actions, including former House Majority Leader Tom Delay, who was indicted on conspiracy charges in September. (Jan 06) www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/01/04/lobbyist.fraud.ap, www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/01/05/abramoff.fallout.ap, www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/09/28/delay.indict

Jan 24, 2006

Torts Suck

So I'm in school again. I got no free time. Except during Torts where the class isn't that informative, I get enough from the book. Or at least I hope cause I stopped paying attention. To top that, the internet cuts in and out and makes loading screens super long. So here you go:

That's where my pee goes

oh the irony

link thanks to tom ... thanks tom

and this ... that is jus retarded ... made up of the first 100000 ytmnd's ... zoom all the way in and move around ...


with the most and latest design from sputnik

new ytmnd ... sound files kinda big, might take a second ...

things i found while lookin for these images ...




i thought this was a joke at first ... but since it doesnt seem to be, i am finding this game

this intro (by jack black) is one of the funniest things ive seen in a while ...

Jan 23, 2006

my eyeballs are enraged

why is this necessary ?

a delicate weasel

you mean theres some that wear clothes !?

sorry, thas it, whistles blowin ... we out like shout

*bonus points : guess the GIS i used to find those 3 ... hint ... 2 words, no quotes

Its true!

God loves us and wants us to be happy.

How else can you explain this?

And this?

Jan 20, 2006


So, last night we were talking about how the Bush administration has requested Google's search records. Well, apparently Google is fighting them on it, but Microsoft, AOL, and Yahoo have already handed theirs over.

By the way, I think Google is going to lose this battle. They are using the Child Online Protection Act as a basis for their request.

Jan 19, 2006

I'm baaaack!

Sorry for my extended absence, boys. They've been asking me to do all this WORK while I'm at work. What a bunch of assholes.

Here's some things that you should click on:

Calvin predicted Bill O'Reilly's career!

Trent Lott is worried he might have to buy his own lunch

After a face transplant, I'd need a smoke, too!

Jan 18, 2006

seizure time

new ytmnd

whats the word gang, its gettin lonely up in here ...

some links from the fark threads ...

what badgers eat

disturbing ...

i can watch this guy dance all day

homepage for canadas "sex party" ... but not the kind me and mick used to have in the basement of studio 54

a complete history of porno

no seriously, its all right here ... brought to you by the tampa bay times ... that got porno ON LOCK ...

and then theres this ......

Jan 17, 2006


im sure at least bogardus and pimpernel remember how much of a conspiracy dork i used to be (nothing eases the paranoia like regular ingestions of large amounts of alcohol), but fark had a purty good conspiracy post that led to a pretty long thread with lots of nice links ... so here ya go, i cherry picked the best ones for you ...

yes, aliens are real, and yes they need to drink your blood in order to maintain their shape-shifting abilities to look like the royal family of britain ... hmm ... sound like someones seen "V" a few too many times ... more info

defend your brain !! ... but this time im not talkin bout turnin off fox news ....

sure, you know him as an acclaimed author ... but i guess he had to get his ideas from somewhere ...

at least someones got a sense of humor ... to quote mr show ... "HBO, HEBREW BOX OFFICE !"

dammit ... looks like thats all the good ones ...


::title goes here::

homer on drugs

corny gag ... but damn, i remember the first time sittin in a theatre and that THX sound came on ... damn ... im pretty sure the audience reaction was about the same as in the clip ...

umm ... i cant figure out if this a. a joke, b. a mean joke played on somebodys dorm-roomate, or c. real ... if its a or b, its pretty mean, but even if it is c its kinda creepy ... dudes way too into his girlfriend ...

so many things disturb me about this ... from the URL name, to the first picture on the left ...

lord ... the whole site is wortha check out (watch the crunk music that come on unannounced on all the other pages) ... poetry my friends ... poetry ...

more evil djs

Jan 16, 2006

happy king day

... at the risk of giving them more publicity, there is a site "about" mlk here that is full of racist bullshit about how blacks do nothing but write "rap" lyrics about killing whitey, and then how the jews distribute said lyrics because they own the media ... sadly, this link comes up 3rd in google if you search for "martin luther king" ... fuckin racists ... point being, dont click on it unless you can put up with a level of intolerance that borders on klan style ...

anyway, back to stupid stuff ...

those crazy japanese are at it again with ... bloody nite a-go-go ... (nsfw-ish ... pretty gory stuff ... links to a widows media video file)

click on the record player and it will make ka-raaazzzzyy music for you

dear god ! ... why japan, why do you do these things !?

quick ! what color was the first batmobile ? how does it feel to be wrong ...

seizure time

The inventors of the chickenssuit, this ingenious “piece of freedom“, truly believe that there is a real need for this world to suit its chickens... yup its like that

crack pots

darth vader gets illmatic

Jan 13, 2006

blunt productions

google for blunt

came up with this ...

starts slow, but i thought it was really funny by the end ... similair animation to that jefferton alive! show that adult swim ran for a while ... not the same blue/white thing, but jus havin stills of people and crudly animating them ...

i think im gonna go watch it again ...

the fact that theyre european makes it even better ...

google for bluntest


and i thought he had the religious right on lock

but maybe its just pat robertson ...

anyway, if you fee like lookin at the realities of a war you helped pay for click here (not for the weak stomachedededed)

and if you feel like leaving this reality go buy some stuff here

some other people who dont live in this reality

i love how right wing conservatives are so quick to denounce the koran as violent/hateful and full of wickedness against non-muslims ...

but heres some fun lines from the bible !!
Exodus 35:2 Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death.
... if i catch ANY of you guys workin on sunday
Leviticus 25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
... who wants to take a roadtrip to canada and round up some slaves ?
Leviticus 24:10-16

10 And the son of an Israelitish woman, whose father was an Egyptian, went out among the children of Israel: and this son of the Israelitish woman and a man of Israel strove together in the camp;

11 And the Israelitish woman's son blasphemed the name of the Lord, and cursed. And they brought him unto Moses: (and his mother's name was Shelomith, the daughter of Dibri, of the tribe of Dan:)

12 And they put him in ward, that the mind of the LORD might be shewed them.

13 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.

15 And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.

16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.
nex time i hear one you heathens say "jeebus christ" im gettin the hood together to stone that ass
Leviticus 20:14 And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.
... mo fire !

or just click here for alot more fun with everyones favorite version of the holy bible ... the king james version baby !


also ...


No Link, Just a Rant

Ok, so I think I may have some advice for the Bush administration: If you're wondering what went wrong with the way Abu Ghraib prisoners were handled, talk to my employers. For example, I am not allowed to even read some articles about the stuff they did to them, such as the naked man pyramid, because of their "provocative attire". If I can't read a tamed down version of what's going on, then chances are it is disrespectful of human dignity.


I think I put a link to the initial article of this, but the follow up is so much better

And he's still a better president

Jan 12, 2006

yet another ytmnd

skatalites !!!

(Can you guess the GIS subject?) ^ -1


whitto (see wizard/wizzo then whitch/whitto)

foreigner s

about face


Weird Site

Black Men in America

Satin Sheets

Cap'n Buttercup

And I have no idea what this is


Can you guess the GIS subject?






takin it back to 97

not sure even sure what i was searchin for that brought this up ...

but ... heres a video for chicago's own the adjusters politically charged jam "our town" ... i still like this tune ... and still think the background singer with the short hair is the cuter of the two ... man ... i would NOT miss these guys if they played chicago back in the day (pimpernel wouldnt either) ... whatta different life ...

apparently this video was shot at some pub in hyde park

"... america for americans ... thats what he says ..."

Old People Rock

Man, I don't want to go to some stoopid Grateful Dead concert. I'm going to this guys birthday party.

Jan 11, 2006

Inspired by Driznastic

I was reminded of this movie with the Pat Robertson retirement home comment a few posts down. Best movie ever! (except for movies that are better)

The Coolest thing I've seen all day

Which is better, this or the Ultimate Showdown? I don't know!

try this one

we all know about "pimpernels little problem" ...

so here ya go buddy ... these all go to that animation ...

try this link

or this link

or this link

This is Retarded

I'd expect this out of People or Teen, but CNN? Shame on you

More Garrison Keillor on fat people. Sorry if you have to watch a commercial first. What we do for free media.

Another blog

We can all stop trying now

Somebody already made the funniest thing on the Internet

Jan 10, 2006

Like a House of Cards

Here piggies

more reggae ytmnd

im an addict

top ranking

before you go to yer nex jamaican music event, check with the bbc on the appropriate fashion and dance moves ... the roots/dub section is my favorite, (especially the "dance" moves) ... but this has to my favorite dance from the "ragga" section ...

Shizzle Ma Nizzle

* Stand with feet apart.
* Shimmy your shoulders whilst bending your knees.
* As you bend your knees you pick up one of your leg and kick outwards.
* Repeat dance with the other leg.

yup ...


althea and donna


almost spit coffee all over my screen (literally)

upon viewing this... (on a roots manuva beat no less! mo fire !)

i want his shirt

oh shnap !

funny ! and a nice photoshop ...

ahhh yeah ... ... weak loop, but funny ass idear ...

I See Dead People

Dead People

And the winner of the first Abramoff indictment scandal goes to . . .You win a free indictment!

More Dead People

Jan 9, 2006

more animation !

creepy ass animation of ... the drastics ...

stare into it ...

it is like seeing into the abyss ...

its like a fun game ... pick out the combination you see as the most prevelant ...

for me its ...

bijans hair
my glasses and my beard
chris's mouth
and toms background

good luck !

hip hop kinda day

wu-tang killer bees

cause once i get started ...

i dont wanna stop ... ahhh

and i cant turn around
the brew i cant turn it down
ironically i turn it up
my liver i burn it up
its my life i live it up
the cup i gotta give it up ...



that animation was ripe for one of these ....


also, check my ytmnd link on the left column ... people are finally realizing how brilliant my animations are ! ... still no love for heino though ... po po heino

get down wit it !

Jan 6, 2006

Flaming Blades

The gayest thing to happen to fencing since Zorro

Butt massage?


Walmart is run by jerks

So who's up for some beers and some deepfried pigs stuffed with chocolate after work?

40's to the Curb

Brain and lung cancer is a hell of a way to go

Which reminds me, I should never start liking an artists work. Johnny Cash? Dead in a year. Sam Cooke? Ok, he's already dead so his back ups start dying. Same with Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann. Maybe I should become a Pat Robertson fan . . .

When will this Asshole Shut Up?

What? Because God hates peace and loves war? Shut up, dick wad!

Jan 5, 2006

Worst Idea Ever

Like denim sausage casing

pretty things from japan

and not talkin bout females for once ...

so the drastics got this new joint called "yureru" (listen here) which is japanese for "to rock" or "to swing" (or so i was told by a japanese friend) ... so a GIS for yureru (while turning up a fair share of hentai) brought up this which has some pretty nice illustrations ... this is the specific one that came up for yureru ... dont ask me ...

Can't Stop the Rock!

This is the most ridiculously pretentious thing I've ever heard of.

I love it!

To Terminate or Not to Terminate

Better move quick before mother nature gets 'em. Or before he escapes. A real threat to society

I think he took the befriend thing too far

And why the hell is this the second most important law story?

dichotomy in google video

bad bad reggae

good good reggae

maybe im biased though ...

i dont know why i stopped posting pictures here ... i got so many good ones ...

cant really fault em for drinkin amstel light as they dont really have minds of their own ...

couldnt even tell you whats happening here ...

oh and pimpernel ... that mixerman article is great ... caught myself readin it at home las nite ... only in week 2 still ...

Jan 3, 2006

racist beer ads

strange ad for red stripe ... if i didnt like red stripe so much id be personally offended ...

hooray, beer !

simple history of scientology ... done with sock puppets !

really disturbing video ... and that guy dancing in the front is pretty freaky too

interesting collection of pictures for a GIS of: hoopty hoo

Hip . . . Hip hop . . . Hip Hop Anonymous?

Luis Vitton got street cred

Another dumb post

So this is what they call news now, eh?

And to make it worse, this article was linked on Fark, but from a different news source (it was an AP story).

Oh, to be dead and famous

I wish that I was so famous that when I die, the whole world doesn't care if my corpse is desicrated as well as the corpses of my kin. I also want a an institute named after me: the Scarlet Pimptoreum. Hmmm, that may be misleading . . .

Say "WHAT" again!

Its not even released yet, and this is already my new favorite movie.


Don't blame me if this sucks. I don't read what I post up here.

Actually, I do and, at worst, you should find this entertaining or time consuming or both.


Swayze's new beat is about to drop.

yes... ? ... mm ... yes .....


playa haters

more playa haters

And the Playa Haters of the Year are....

... a secret cabal of powerful African-American leaders.

I'm rich, biatch!

bad bad music

its been a while, but heres a bunch of crappy protest songs ... seriously, take yer pick


you boys better start doin them calf stretches like i told you ... remember, its all fun and games till someone pulls a groin muscle ... interesting picture though ...