cunspeeerahceees

im sure at least bogardus and pimpernel remember how much of a conspiracy dork i used to be (nothing eases the paranoia like regular ingestions of large amounts of alcohol), but fark had a purty good conspiracy post that led to a pretty long thread with lots of nice links ... so here ya go, i cherry picked the best ones for you ...

yes, aliens are real, and yes they need to drink your blood in order to maintain their shape-shifting abilities to look like the royal family of britain ... hmm ... sound like someones seen "V" a few too many times ... more info

defend your brain !! ... but this time im not talkin bout turnin off fox news ....

sure, you know him as an acclaimed author ... but i guess he had to get his ideas from somewhere ...

at least someones got a sense of humor ... to quote mr show ... "HBO, HEBREW BOX OFFICE !"

dammit ... looks like thats all the good ones ...

poop.