Makes me want to connect to the Skokie Public Library Database through the Apple IIE in Ms. Nimz's room

Sure, it's not perfect.....but it's pretty damn cool.

The Black Nerd Collective

A quick Google search hasn't given any results for "The Nerd Collective", but myspace has The Black Nerd Collective. Actually, it's pretty funny. Such as the Nerd Credential Forum. My favorite credential: 10. I have a shirt that says, "Lionel Richie Fan Club", from this dood

International Tuba Day

May 1st is International Tuba Day. What is ITD? Well: "Joel Day founded International Tuba Day in 1979 while attending Lower Merion High School in suburban Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Being one of only two tuba players in the band and finding a lack of respect from his fellow classmates, he decided to set a day aside for our recognition as reputable musicians." Yup, a band nerd who couldn't get respect of even the other band nerds decided to make up a holiday in a vain attempt to achieve the respect of the nerd collective known as high school band. (Nerd Collective, totally going to be the name of my new Indie band!)

So why do I care about ITD? Because you can register your own ITD event! Totally going to have a Bluntest ITD Celebration. It's going to be awesome. Hopefully we can score some sweet shirts

Nergasm

O! M! G! Like playing naked Dungeons and Dragons with Madonna.

Holy Crap

Bus passenger beheaded seat mate, witness says

What the fuck?

And in other news the Chinese are a bunch of lying Commie bastards. Which isn't really news, now is it?

And introducing a whole new world of desperation and childishness (possibly NSFW, but maybe your boss may find this as hilarious as I did, and if your boss does find it as hilarious as I did, then maybe you should be looking for a new job)

To the Nerdery!

Nerdiness is in the Eye of the Beholder



(Thanks to Baron von D for the link)

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yeah that'll happen

turning them, and adjusting them

ol girl hooked me up with ...
41 hilarious science fair experiments

but wait, look what i found ...

a young pimpernel!


a young bogardus!


a young actor!


nice job fellas! you make science proud!