Polygamy!!! Hooray!!!!

First, I can't imagine this guy getting laid, let alone having multiple wives.

Second, doesn't he kind of look like him?

Time to start the dying

I had to go back to work today. It blew. I can't wait for the kids to get there. How sad is it that I'd rather deal with the gangbanging thugs than all these horrid meetings and collaborations.

This is the newest thing eating up my free time.

whachu got on my jackies !?

robinson

stewart

gleason

coogan

kennedy

mitoo

chan

opel

brown

mason

ormes

roberts (possibly my favorite in the list)

Funny

Jews for Jesus going down

Rainbow Puke

Sometimes the internet is weirder than I previously imagined.

I want to make out with her

She's Puuuuurrrrrrfect.





I must play this game.

She's a ho

Fo sho

Hot

And some mud wrestling, this google video search is awesome

What if she's right?

What if we're cyborgs?

dotdotdotdotdotdot

following the pimpernels path ...

.com
asdf.com
nothing.com
everything.com (i call bullshit!)
sad.com (damn, is she ever!)
crap.com
angelalansbury.com (huh?)

i got here by trying to find www.whatever.com ... which is probably the worst joke ever ... EVER! (in the words of mst3k ... that was suppose to make me sad, right ?)

i was gonna do all the colors (roy g biv) but they all sucked except these last two ...
indigo
violet

aight this game sucks

Now dis one dedicated to the girls
Dem wid di angel face and the devil heart
Yuh no say Ragamuffin ChakaDemus an youth called Pliers
Come to deal with your case
Step up my youth - Hear dis!

murder she wrote .... dun, dun, DUN!

I love my tarantula

Here's a picture of my beautiful baby Raul Julia. Isn't she precious?

Here's Something I found

And it sure is something!

Back in School

Mandatory news. So you know what happened 400 years ago.

Yeah, this is rocking good

This is just retarded

Iraqis, Marines, and Pirates! Oh my!

I blame the liberal/atheist media's attack on Christmas. Or because he's bananas.

Safety Dance

Spirit in the Sky, this is good Christian Rock

Christian Pirate Rap, with puppets!

More Christian Pirates! Where do they all come from?

Even more Christian Pirates! but the bad kind . . .

I gotta get back to studying

jfijfijfijfijfijfijfijfi

warning: dated content ... the below links are all fairly old and have probably already been bloged/forumed/chat roomed about to some length ... lord knows ive seen all of them long before this post ... however its what i was thinkin bout today so deal wit it ...

i love bjork, and i love spumco but this video makes next-to-no sense ... and the remix is better anyway ...

speakin of remix ...

more spum .. of which i was clueless

and look at that, john k is a blogger brand blogger as well



oh, and we had two anonymous comments in the past week ...
first was a tip to a jack chick movie!?!? ... nice ... might have to pick that up

and second was a tip to this helpful site which will get you talkin to humans instead of machines when you call big faceless/heartless conglomerate corporations ... wheee !

thank you anonymous ! you fine ambiguous thing you ....

I nearly peed myself when I saw this.

Emo

Emo girl is, like, sensitive

Why does she keep making these videos?

So that's where emo kids come from!

And this is where emo kids end It gets pretty bad.

Have a break. That last link was a little rough.

An emo montage

Emo-B-Gone

Spoof that will probably be all over the place next week

Gnarls Barkley thanks to my sister. For the record, I think they're pretty good.

Recipe for Hilarity

The British eat Dick

Poo Dollar

I know what you are thinking: "Jeremy, you speak of the all mighty poo dollar so much, but what exactly is it?" Say thank you Google Video Search

yo, help me out

hey everyone in chicago-land ... needs yall support tomorrow nite ...

FRIDAY AUGUST 18th ... DRASTICS ROCK THE CUBBY BEAR ... WRIGLEYVILLE, CHICAGO

show is 7 bux, but print this lil baby out and bring it and get in for only 4 bux ... this is also good for us as the promo companies are offering some bonus if we can get in people with our flyers .....

seriously, this is the first show that ive ever asked people to come to ... yall can really help us out !!

the shows sponsored by wxrt, and theyve been givin us some love on the 93.1fm bandwidth (as some of you are aware) ... so help us show them that their efforts were not in vain, and that people actually do come out to our shows !!!

thanks.

I wanna be like Driznastic

Driznastic rolls up to the Bluntest with a theme. I just come puke out the cool shit I've seen on the web lately.

Like the best Price Is Right contestant ever.

or the best high school essay ever writtten.

But I thought I'd try to do a theme: gifts

For Pimpernel, the full 60-minute feature 1934 film, The Scarlet Pimpernel

For sofie, The Adventures of Dr.McNinja. Join him as he and his gorilla/receptionist Judy fight McDonald's and save his family from pirates. And whatever he does in episodes three and four, which I haven't read yet.

For Driznastic, some vintage ads that rule.

And for anyone who reads Bluntest on occasion, you should all come play The Kingdom Of Loathing. Once you reach level 3, you can join the Bluntest clan.

we gonna work on the other side of time ...

hoo ... lemme tell ya, puttin a 104 page catalog together aint no easy task ... specially when yer dealin wit 7 curators, a bitchy park district, and crazy ass artists who call ever day to ask what the status of this or that is ... LOOK ON THE WEBSITE DUMBASS! ... in fairness to the artists, 195 of them are totally cool, and the other 5 make me dread every phone call that comes in ... after festival i wanna post somethin bout the dramas happenin with said park district ... prolly should wait till after though ...

boooya-ka-sha

also been playin a mess of this ... which will help you waste some time

the pimpernel jus hooked me up wit this ... which should hopefully save you some time

but, does anybody really know what time it is ?

this is what space looks like apparently

this is where i sleep ... accompanied by michael jackson, a chimpanzee (not bubbles), the skeleton of the elephant man, 2 kkk members, 3 of the 7 official "jew bankers", a copy of BFG, and elian gonzales.

this movie has the best tagline ever ...

General Purpose Real Time Tracking Computer...


this is one of the creepiest things ive seen in a while

this guy rocks

mr miyagi havin himself a good ol time

I'm having a rough day. Maybe this guy can cheer me up.

Ask Jack Chick

Q: Dear Jack, your tracts are very handy to make all of my friends realize that they are going to burn in hell via the medium of unintentionally hilarious cartoon. How can I spread the hilarity to my African American friends?

A: Werd

generic plots are always successful

esqueeze me ?

defeatocrats want "al qaeda types" to win

Excuse me?

Fair and balanced. The smile afterwards is kind of creepy

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

Even R. Lee Ermey has a website

And a thong

Boys, boys, don't fight! Peace and Love!

Try thinking about how delicious this is instead.

touché

well the point of that last post was to finally get bogardus to post somethin ... and it worked !

the judges are still out on if "got-damn" is in fact a snakes-on-a-plane reference, if that post would be considered "trolling", and (what the judges considered most troubling) why there was a "id hit it" photo WITHOUT the accompanying photo of a hot chick... in light of that however, bogardus nailed every other one on the list

and being a man of my word, bogardus, i present to you ....



however, i did stumble across this photo on the internet while searching for donkey photos, it was simply titled "bogardusNAMBLA.jpg" ... bogardus ? is there something youve been wanting to tell us ... ?



and, i found these while searching for donkey photos also

lindsay lohans boobs (nsfw, but really worth the risk) ...

ah wikipedia ...

Just for you Driz

love the penguin, even if the accompanying music is terrible.

Driznastic is teh ghey!!1!

Driznastic is really bitter towards Fark. Film at 11



Liberals hate America. Just like the blacks and AY-rabs.



You can shove your 'science' up your ass! We were all created a couple thousand years ago by (Jesus/Allah/Jehovah/Brahma/The Great Pumpkin)



Driznastic is getting Owned!




Fark you, Driznastic. And there's not a GOT-DAMN thing you can do about it!

just say no

its time we stood up as a blog and ....

JUST SAID NO TO FARK!

FARK

STAY INDEPENDENT! STAY ORIGINAL!

that means ...

• no more snakes on a plane references
  
• no "that laughing quaker guy"
  
• no "1" instead of "!" (unless its being ironic)
  
• no more "ghey" or "teh"
  
• no domo-kun
  
• no flame wars
  
• no trolling
  
• no more chick tract image posts
  
• no posts that turn into ID vs evolution arguments outta nowhere
  
• no thinly veiled racist posts
  
• no pictures with "owned" or "pwnd" across them
  
• no using "fark" instead of "fuck" ... just say FUCK!
  
• no posts of hot chicks with the tag line (or some variant) "id hit it"
  
• no ric romero posts
  
• etc
  

HOWEVER! if you can somehow incorporate all of these into one post, ill personally come give you a crisp shiny new donkey.

youve been warned .........

cartoons cartoons

A conversation last night triggered my memory to revisit this page. You know when you're sitting around drunk and can't remember the name of some bizarre cartoon you watched when you were 7? Here is the answer.

ytmnd artists

There is an article in the Washington Post about how the people that make ytmnd are 'artists'

Ytmnd responds

Alright Bogardus, you seem to get to everything before I do, but let's try this: Star wars ASCIIMATION.


yes I'm back bitches.

wont SOMEBODY please think of the penguins !!??

anyone who is familiar with my penguin obsession, will understand why this is truly a sad day

Yo Gabba Gabba

I dunno what this is. Check out the sample page.

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

Who ever was the marketing genius to come up with this deserves a raise

all bout JC!

obligatory

this jc wants YOU to design a shirt ... huh, i had no idea

buddy jeesus ? ... nope ... brother jeesus

so fresh ... so so fresh

whoever designed this totally bit shag ... but still not the jc you prolly expected



not jc but a lot of nice illustrations ...

really, why would anyone care

but people are idiots ... and people who support idiots are even bigger idiots ...

and the chicago park district can eat a dick

æsthetics

kittens are considered cute

alfalfa w bush

nice postin pimpernel ... but how could you pass on makin fun of this headline from the CNN article ...

Doctors poke and prod Bush, find him 'fit for duty'
'I probably ate too much birthday cakes,' president says

what the fuck !? is our president in the fuckin lil rascals n shit ?

"ate too much birthday cakes" ?

jeesus

plus

THIS guy gets more pussy then you can possibly imagine

Push Push in the Bush

Check out the doctor's rank and think about what men of that age have to go through in a physical . . . I'd write more about it, but I don't want to ruin the surprise

I wish our military was in such fine condition

Bogardus, where are you?A blogger who doesn't blog, is like a wrestler with no legs!

News News News !!!

Odds are . . .

This just in . . . it's hot as hell

It's that damn liberal Hollywood siding with the terrorists . . the mugshot is pretty good, too

So Castro is pulling an Arafat
Ridiculous, Bush really doesn't need to do anything. Most of the dictators from the past half of a century are finally dying. What a great chance to spread democracy. But no. We just like to blow shit up.

That's all I got for now. Maybe in a little I'll show you a little more.

No links, just comics

OK, I lied. Here's a link to a page of Garfield comics with Garfield's thought baloons removed. Genius!