Let's get this straight for once. If you find a tomb in the back of a cave that happens to be filled with mummies, get the fuck out of there!! For real....that shit is bad news. I used to know this guy and he told me never to let this shit happen right before he died. Like....he was dead before he said that but I could sense it, you know? So anyway, this is some straight up Egyptian Mrs. Doubtfire shit. For real! I was straight up returning phone calls from responses I got from the want ad I put in the reader about needing a nanny. Anyway... more
[The Drastics]
Feb 11, 2009
new site!
New Drastics' Site ... LIVE!
And look at that ... We got a BLOG now too! But see, I BUILT that blog. like Jon Henry built the Grand Canyon by dragging Johnny Appleseed though the La Brea Tarpits before sticking him to Pecos Bill and forcing The Jolly Green Giant to ride him across the American southwest while high on PCP. So yeah, expect some cross-action-blog-loving between The Drastics and Bluntest blog. (ie; links to to drastics entries from the bluntest and vice versa)
What's that you say?
Oh yes! There is already CONTENT over there! Huzah!
SO GO READ IT ALREADY, OK!!?!?!
NEW DRASTICS SITE
And look at that ... We got a BLOG now too! But see, I BUILT that blog. like Jon Henry built the Grand Canyon by dragging Johnny Appleseed though the La Brea Tarpits before sticking him to Pecos Bill and forcing The Jolly Green Giant to ride him across the American southwest while high on PCP. So yeah, expect some cross-action-blog-loving between The Drastics and Bluntest blog. (ie; links to to drastics entries from the bluntest and vice versa)
What's that you say?
Oh yes! There is already CONTENT over there! Huzah!
SO GO READ IT ALREADY, OK!!?!?!
NEW DRASTICS SITE
Vegas Baby
Obama told executives not to spend taxpayers' money on going to Vegas.
New York Times says "Las Vegas: Still a Good Bet" in their travel section because of it's low-cost.
Goldman Sachs cancelled their corporate trip to Vegas and moved it to San Francisco. The cancellation alone cost $600k. There's no details on whether the move saved any money at all or ended up costing more money. My bet is on the latter.
New York Times says "Las Vegas: Still a Good Bet" in their travel section because of it's low-cost.
Goldman Sachs cancelled their corporate trip to Vegas and moved it to San Francisco. The cancellation alone cost $600k. There's no details on whether the move saved any money at all or ended up costing more money. My bet is on the latter.
Feb 10, 2009
Why Build a Fence?
Scared the illegals are taking American jobs? Well, you shouldn't! Cause there aint no jobs for them to take!
Cannibals!
Cannibals!
Feb 6, 2009
totally ...
Got this in my inbox today with the subject line "Totally Fucked".
Indeed it is. 45 minutes, and NSFW-ish. The documentary is shot really well but is also extremely compelling. More than any of that ... it is very very strange.
"They're very static. They just don't react at all. But... if you don't mind that, then they're really good fun. It's certainly better then going without any girl ... company at all."
Guys and (Real) Dolls
Editorial Addendum:
Ok, look. I don't care if you fuck dolls in your parents house. Seriously. Do yer thing, if that's what turns you on, go for it! Fuck cardboard cut outs for all I care! But ... please, please, please, don't refer to these dolls as living or juxtapose emotions onto them. Don't say things like "she's sleeping" or "we're going to miss each other very much". Neither of these things are true and you know that. They are inanimate, devoid of feelings, unable to show even a scintilla of love. Thanks!
Indeed it is. 45 minutes, and NSFW-ish. The documentary is shot really well but is also extremely compelling. More than any of that ... it is very very strange.
"They're very static. They just don't react at all. But... if you don't mind that, then they're really good fun. It's certainly better then going without any girl ... company at all."
Guys and (Real) Dolls
Editorial Addendum:
Ok, look. I don't care if you fuck dolls in your parents house. Seriously. Do yer thing, if that's what turns you on, go for it! Fuck cardboard cut outs for all I care! But ... please, please, please, don't refer to these dolls as living or juxtapose emotions onto them. Don't say things like "she's sleeping" or "we're going to miss each other very much". Neither of these things are true and you know that. They are inanimate, devoid of feelings, unable to show even a scintilla of love. Thanks!
A favor
"Hey President Obama, i am short on cash (what with the economy and all). Can you spot me some cash so i can grab some french fries on my lunch break?"
His response
His response
Feb 5, 2009
Hourglass and the Poisoned Pen
While checking out Driznastic's last post I noticed a cake for Hourglass and the Poisoned Pen. What the hell is that?
Hourglass is Chicago's very own "superhero tap dance opera"! Awesome! . . .kind of. I don't know if you can call something an opera if it's "told without spoken dialogue, but with narrative paragraphs flashed on a screen and giant scenery boards turned like pages of an oversize comic." Anyway, go check out some Chicago tap in hopes we can get a bit more of this sweet sweet superhero tap dance opera. Because, hey, it was a sequel so lets see if it can get enough steam to complete the trilogy!
I'd "tap" that! Get it? GET IT?!?!
Hourglass is Chicago's very own "superhero tap dance opera"! Awesome! . . .kind of. I don't know if you can call something an opera if it's "told without spoken dialogue, but with narrative paragraphs flashed on a screen and giant scenery boards turned like pages of an oversize comic." Anyway, go check out some Chicago tap in hopes we can get a bit more of this sweet sweet superhero tap dance opera. Because, hey, it was a sequel so lets see if it can get enough steam to complete the trilogy!
I'd "tap" that! Get it? GET IT?!?!
Feb 2, 2009
The Black Nerd Collective
A quick Google search hasn't given any results for "The Nerd Collective", but myspace has The Black Nerd Collective. Actually, it's pretty funny. Such as the Nerd Credential Forum. My favorite credential: 10. I have a shirt that says, "Lionel Richie Fan Club", from this dood
International Tuba Day
May 1st is International Tuba Day. What is ITD? Well: "Joel Day founded International Tuba Day in 1979 while attending Lower Merion High School in suburban Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Being one of only two tuba players in the band and finding a lack of respect from his fellow classmates, he decided to set a day aside for our recognition as reputable musicians." Yup, a band nerd who couldn't get respect of even the other band nerds decided to make up a holiday in a vain attempt to achieve the respect of the nerd collective known as high school band. (Nerd Collective, totally going to be the name of my new Indie band!)
So why do I care about ITD? Because you can register your own ITD event! Totally going to have a Bluntest ITD Celebration. It's going to be awesome. Hopefully we can score some sweet shirts
So why do I care about ITD? Because you can register your own ITD event! Totally going to have a Bluntest ITD Celebration. It's going to be awesome. Hopefully we can score some sweet shirts
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