Today In Erotic News

"It's a jail escape that started with a grain truck and ended with Sheriff's deputies having to strip . . . . He wasn't going anywhere. He looked back a few times and continued his attempt at the doggie . . . . It became quickly apparent that Smith wasn't going to get very far. . . and began to bob up and down, struggling to keep his head . . . . The two deputies looked at each other and knew they had to try and help the man. 'We both undressed and jumped in.' They notice Smith was tiring, taking longer to come up for air . . . . Smith was taken to the hospital to be checked out. The deputies weren't injured, just cold and dripping wet."

Drastics Got Feeds To Burn Kid

Got up on my computer skills smarts and got the Drastics' blog on the RSS feed so all you Google Reader junkies can get our blogs right in ya lil' Reader inbox ...

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Happy Pulaski Day

So here's the Library of Congress's account of Pulaski. Notice something? Yeah, they sure as hell mention Buffalo New York, but they omit that Pulaski is the Founding Father of Chicago and also the Godfather of Richard M. Daley! Well, if you're not from Chicago, and I guess Buffalo, and you're reading this blog, which you probably wouldn't be doing anyway considering this blog is SOLELY about Chicago and Chicago happenings and what not, you probably don't know who this Pulaski guy is, besides from what I've already said. Well, he invented the horse. And the mustache. And he was Polish. Until he became American which at that point made him 167% cooler.

Anyway, my pierogis are done and I've got a hankerin' for some potatoey dumpling goodness. As they say in Warsaw, "Slainte!"

A Modern Day Casimir Pulaski

Bad News Canadians

A number of players, including 18-year-old superstar Marie-Philip Poulin, were drinking alcohol on the ice following the team's 2-0 defeat of the United States. (The legal drinking age in British Columbia is 19.)

And in related news: you can take your apology and your trophy and shove it straight up your ass!

In other related news: Canada's olympic athletes are not that hot. Seriously, the 43 year old curler is in the top 10? No wonder they drink so much up there.

UPDATE: A post from the previously linked blog compares the hotness of US skier to Canadian skier and the dood fucks it up. Though the Canadian is not bad at all.

Craigslist Fun: Cults!

So I found this on Craigslist (Champaign-Urbana). Anyway, apparently they're nuts. I mean, look at the people who run that group:



Yeah, so I started reading some articles they have posted and found this, which was titled "More Facts About the Infamous Shed Story":

"A 39-year-old Sacramento woman is suing FLM [Free Love Ministries, former name of ACMTC] claiming the unorthodox Christian group held her captive for 6 months last year..."

Goodtimes!

Oh, but it did lead me to this website which totally has all the help you need if you ever have a run in with a cult. Or you want to start a cult. That's cool, too.

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Hey, Lama, hey! How about a little something for the Effort!

So, the Dalai Lama apparently has never heard of Tiger Woods which is surprising considering he's a big hitter, the Lama

Moongriffin - Chaineckitchensitter

Ohhhh ... it's been a long time comin .... but the Moongriffin album is finally here.
Part-time door-to-door lightbulb salesman, part-time intergalactic space warrior, Moongriffin in locked in constant combat with the forces of evil who are out to destroy him. Whether they come as goblins, zombie free-jazz musicians, or his evil twin brother he didn't know he had .. he's ready with an arsenal of weapons ranging from battle axes to the most intense stare this side of a corpse with it's eyes open. Picking up help when he needs it from his cohorts Phantom Crew of Intelligent Robots, HalFlife, Ankleface, Bill Collecta and Dr. Axe .. they'll prepare for their last summer at camp together and maybe .. just maybe .. learn something.



Duke Pearson Droppin' An Axe On A Goblin

Socks and Panties

"If you think these and the panties are yours, email me with the the color of the panties, and whether the panties have glitter all over them (hint: yes they do)."

Craigslist Erotica (By the way, I want to know where you can get your drinks "to-go")

"Skokie swift too swift" (My nickname in college!)

More Erotica!

"You live in my building ... - m4w" She lives in your building. Maybe Craigslist is the worst medium for getting her attention EVER!!! And, yes, I'm being judgmental.

bad internets

My New Homepage .. be sure to check out the "Fine Art" available for sale. And crank ya speakers kid! link via worstoftheweb.com

This one's handpicked just for The Pimpernel and his love of clowns. Enjoy the nightmares! I wonder if a rabbi has to present to ensure his performance is pareve.

12 Year Old Hamburger

Snake Robots!

Someone needs to post some hyp-mo-tizin stuff on here right quick so we can legitimately go out for this award!!!!

Got Blogs About Everything

So there's blogs about traveling and blogs about being black, but now there's a blog about traveling while black!

Yeah, not that surprising, there are blogs about everything now. Anyway, when the Black Traveler reviews Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles there was an interesting line that they dropped in the article: "The waiter took a little longer than expected. He actually skipped us and took another table’s order before ours. It could have been a race thing, but we didn’t let it bother us." I really hope that line was sarcastic as Roscoe's is a soul food place with a mostly African American staff (and a pretty slammin' website . . . slammin'). And yes, I am basing this off of two short videos of the place involving Snoop Dogg, David Beckham, and Larry King.

Weirdness II

You know that post below about the Shy Dwarf? (It should say Dwarf)

Here's the website of the dood who made it. Enjoy the videos. May I suggest the one about the Tango.

Weirdness

Czech Shy Dwark