I don't want to blow your minds, guys. But I googled Stick RPG and there is a Stick RPG 2 available. Rock on.
Also, why didn't anyone buy me this for Christmas? Assholes.
Dec 29, 2005
stickRPG
yeah, im a dork, i got all yer answers right here ...
ok, to use the bus depot, you have to get there "first thing in the morning" ... which means you gotta buy some caffeine pills from the convienance mart ... its automatic, and will wake you up with the clock set at 0 ... from there you have to buy some coke, and go sell it ... i recommend LA, ive been gettin the highest prices there ... made like 10k in one day sellin shit there ... only downside to the caffeine pills is that you dont regen overnite, unless you have the nice bed, etc that makes up for it ... even if yer not goin to the bus depot, the caffeine gives you more time durin the day to work and/or build yer stats ... id recommend gettin yer learn on and gettin CEO (250 intelligence) before startin to sell drugs, etc ... makes it easier ...
oh and fuck the stock market (need the computer to do that) ... its jus too little of gains to make it worth it ...
hot wire the car ... dunno yet, still not smart enough ( but i got a mansion, and all the trimmings for it, once you get a mansion you can get a tv w/ cable and you can jus watch tv all day and increase yer charisma/strength/ or intelligence ... plus you can buy shit that increases yer stats while you sleep ...
good thing i saved ... another tip, dont roll into LA with 99 grams of coke (the most you can carry, 40000 dollars worth) cause you jus get straight busted
oh
also, the more charisma you have, the more money you make on selling drugs ...
i recommend bar-fighting too ... good way to build strength and make some money ...
fuck the casino
oh, and i robbed the convience store once also ... you gotta have a certain level of charisma to pull it off, well, that and a gun ... with ammo ...
ok, to use the bus depot, you have to get there "first thing in the morning" ... which means you gotta buy some caffeine pills from the convienance mart ... its automatic, and will wake you up with the clock set at 0 ... from there you have to buy some coke, and go sell it ... i recommend LA, ive been gettin the highest prices there ... made like 10k in one day sellin shit there ... only downside to the caffeine pills is that you dont regen overnite, unless you have the nice bed, etc that makes up for it ... even if yer not goin to the bus depot, the caffeine gives you more time durin the day to work and/or build yer stats ... id recommend gettin yer learn on and gettin CEO (250 intelligence) before startin to sell drugs, etc ... makes it easier ...
oh and fuck the stock market (need the computer to do that) ... its jus too little of gains to make it worth it ...
hot wire the car ... dunno yet, still not smart enough ( but i got a mansion, and all the trimmings for it, once you get a mansion you can get a tv w/ cable and you can jus watch tv all day and increase yer charisma/strength/ or intelligence ... plus you can buy shit that increases yer stats while you sleep ...
good thing i saved ... another tip, dont roll into LA with 99 grams of coke (the most you can carry, 40000 dollars worth) cause you jus get straight busted
oh
also, the more charisma you have, the more money you make on selling drugs ...
i recommend bar-fighting too ... good way to build strength and make some money ...
fuck the casino
oh, and i robbed the convience store once also ... you gotta have a certain level of charisma to pull it off, well, that and a gun ... with ammo ...
I Love Headline Quotes
As opposed to the 'rational' variety
And where are you guys? Am I the Last of the Bluntest? Shall I be the only to blunt along this psychodellic disco we call the internet?
And where are you guys? Am I the Last of the Bluntest? Shall I be the only to blunt along this psychodellic disco we call the internet?
Dec 28, 2005
Dec 27, 2005
Dec 22, 2005
long long post
funny ass this american life promo for their christmas/holiday program ...
happy birfday jeebus !
chewie rocks a fu manchu ?
vader consults his guards for advice ?
the empires new "dont ask dont tell" policy in full effect
the popes new band, and subsequently, my new favorite band
and for those of you who think dressin up like star wars character is for losers ...
well, replace the you're with they're ... and then the loser with losers ... and then drop the "a" ... dammit
pretty close to bogardus's future grave stone
perhaps you think this image is animated ... perhaps ... YOU ARE A FOOL ! (sorry bogardus, ive been waitin to use that line for a while)
happy birfday jeebus !
chewie rocks a fu manchu ?
vader consults his guards for advice ?
the empires new "dont ask dont tell" policy in full effect
the popes new band, and subsequently, my new favorite band
and for those of you who think dressin up like star wars character is for losers ...
well, replace the you're with they're ... and then the loser with losers ... and then drop the "a" ... dammit
pretty close to bogardus's future grave stone
perhaps you think this image is animated ... perhaps ... YOU ARE A FOOL ! (sorry bogardus, ive been waitin to use that line for a while)
Dec 21, 2005
How are we going to pay for the war in Iraq?
It's easy. Let's just stope sending kids to college. That way the poor stays poor and, you guessed it, will be more likely to join the military! And we solve our recruitment problems as well! Hoo-ray!
Dec 20, 2005
the reason for the season
theologians have unearthed this very early film of jeesus and his zany biblical pals
a warrant has been placed on a heaven-area man calling himself "yaweh" for 1st degree drug trafficking charges
also, hell is real ... they wouldnt lie on the interwebs
satan would have a talkshow this annoying
crap ! i wish this video was up in its entirety ... check that description!
santa has been called on by the catholic church to debate/defend the bible (actually a decent clip, albeit long ... santa knows his islam ! godamn !)
sure to be this summers christian blockbuster!
in other news, dutch archaelogists have unearthed footage of bogardus's early singing career
in other other news, THIS might be the single best post ever to this blog ... NO ONE IS LAZY IN LAZY-TOWN!
the link above is down for some reason ...
but ! no worries !
cause heres a link with that movie plus 5 more videos !!!!
not sure if i posted this before or where i found it
a warrant has been placed on a heaven-area man calling himself "yaweh" for 1st degree drug trafficking charges
also, hell is real ... they wouldnt lie on the interwebs
satan would have a talkshow this annoying
crap ! i wish this video was up in its entirety ... check that description!
santa has been called on by the catholic church to debate/defend the bible (actually a decent clip, albeit long ... santa knows his islam ! godamn !)
sure to be this summers christian blockbuster!
in other news, dutch archaelogists have unearthed footage of bogardus's early singing career
blatantly stolen from hedonistica
in other other news, THIS might be the single best post ever to this blog ... NO ONE IS LAZY IN LAZY-TOWN!
the link above is down for some reason ...
but ! no worries !
cause heres a link with that movie plus 5 more videos !!!!
This would make me feel bad
How would you feel if you were the replacement act for the second runner up from American Idol? Poor Goo Goo Dolls.
Bush thinks we ought to get this Chad guy in our fight against terrorism!
And finally, a study now shows that children are becoming less cool and acting more like 1950 house wives. I'm buying stock in Golden Girls reruns.
Bush thinks we ought to get this Chad guy in our fight against terrorism!
And finally, a study now shows that children are becoming less cool and acting more like 1950 house wives. I'm buying stock in Golden Girls reruns.
Dec 19, 2005
Dec 16, 2005
Rejoice
Now I don't have to worry about the feds finding out about my overdue fees or that I checked out "Oops I Did It Again" five times
Oh yeah, and if you have a problem with my videos, I'll show you what you can "relatively" link up with. Yeah, you heard me. Or read me. Or . . whatever . . . jerk
Oh yeah, and if you have a problem with my videos, I'll show you what you can "relatively" link up with. Yeah, you heard me. Or read me. Or . . whatever . . . jerk
yer video links need help
pimpernel, this is the 2nd video link you sent that dont work ... yer linkin to a popup window, which is linked "relatively", the link has to be sittin on cnn's server in order for it to know where to go ...
in other news ...
they got ill john covers
this guy is coming for you
i dont believe this (watch the video)
best rejected advertising
glad i quit before i scheduled that trip to thailand
this is already kinda dated, but more then that; cracked magazine still exists !? and has a website !!??!?!
these folks want you to paint their number ... IF, you know what i mean ... (nsfw-ish)
japanese girl goes crazy to rock drum-break at tower records
bunch o games for yer mac OS 9 platform
with this modern invention of electricity, you dont have to worry about explaining to little timmy why theres a charred corpse with red and white fur under the tree this year !
spongebong hempants (stupid, but suprisingly good animation for a bunch of stoners)
my new favorite band
please, can i stop now ??
in other news ...
they got ill john covers
this guy is coming for you
i dont believe this (watch the video)
best rejected advertising
glad i quit before i scheduled that trip to thailand
this is already kinda dated, but more then that; cracked magazine still exists !? and has a website !!??!?!
these folks want you to paint their number ... IF, you know what i mean ... (nsfw-ish)
japanese girl goes crazy to rock drum-break at tower records
bunch o games for yer mac OS 9 platform
with this modern invention of electricity, you dont have to worry about explaining to little timmy why theres a charred corpse with red and white fur under the tree this year !
spongebong hempants (stupid, but suprisingly good animation for a bunch of stoners)
my new favorite band
please, can i stop now ??
Dec 15, 2005
for all the haters
maybe my memory is incorrect ... well, more than likely it is ... regardless, i recall a sealab 2021 episode featurin a nice bossa tune titled "aguas de marco" ... maybe it wasnt with anyone on this blog, but i remember debating with someone if adult swim people had written it or if joao gilberto had written it ... so, check the first track, and ...
eat a dick
eat a dick
Dec 14, 2005
language
languages are crazy ...
rongorongo (easter island)
n'ko
linear a
phaistos
i tried to read this book called "the atoms of language" and got about 3/4 done before it got mind-numbingly boring ... the conceptually stuff is really interesting but then he goes into specifics about pre/suff/post/whatever and it jus kinda get blah ...
also
squirrel eats dog
rongorongo (easter island)
n'ko
linear a
phaistos
i tried to read this book called "the atoms of language" and got about 3/4 done before it got mind-numbingly boring ... the conceptually stuff is really interesting but then he goes into specifics about pre/suff/post/whatever and it jus kinda get blah ...
also
squirrel eats dog
Dec 13, 2005
Dec 12, 2005
No Links Again
Just a quick question: what's with everyone wanting to save this Tookie guy? All I hear is he founded the Crips and killed four people. Usually this would receive the exact opposite reaction of what is going on. Oh yeah, savetookie.org is down because so many people are viewing it. The Governator and the courts have also said, "Nay, the man will die tomorrow".
Dec 9, 2005
da, comradeski
im sorry to hear about the facist takeover at shure, pimpernel ... i guess youll have to get all your information through the bluntest now, which is why i am declaring the bluntest to be the official (and only) state run news enterprise in the soviet bloc satellite of shurekezistan ... deal with it ...
on a side note, kanye west doesnt care about grammy people ... or does he
funny to watch, but heres someone who transcribed it ...
seriously, i grow more and more ashamed of this chicagoan by the day ...
kanye ! what in gods name are you talkin about !!??!?!!?!
If I don't win album of the year. I'm.. I'm gonna.. I'm gonna really have a problem with that. I can never talk myself out of it, you know why? because I was in the studio and I put in the work. I don't care if I jumped up and down right now on a couch like tom cruise. I don't care what I do. I don't care how much I [something]. You can never take away from the amount of work that I put into it. So I don't wanna hear all that politically correct stuff. You put the camera in front of me - I'm-a tell you tell you like this: I worked hard to get here. I put my love, I put my heart, I put my money. I don't make.. I'm $600,000 in the hole right now, on that album. And you tell me about being politically incorrect. People love these songs. You talk to somebody who's grandmother just died and listens to Roses. And you tell me about being politically incorrect. I'm talking about history. I never got 5 mics in The Source - never got 5 stars from The Vibe. They said it's not a classic. So, Jesus Walks is not a classic? Roses is not a classic? Golddigger wasn't song of the year? Oh, but Kanye you can't say that! Why? Who are you? I don't know you!
nice sweater by the way ...
chump
on a side note, kanye west doesnt care about grammy people ... or does he
funny to watch, but heres someone who transcribed it ...
seriously, i grow more and more ashamed of this chicagoan by the day ...
kanye ! what in gods name are you talkin about !!??!?!!?!
If I don't win album of the year. I'm.. I'm gonna.. I'm gonna really have a problem with that. I can never talk myself out of it, you know why? because I was in the studio and I put in the work. I don't care if I jumped up and down right now on a couch like tom cruise. I don't care what I do. I don't care how much I [something]. You can never take away from the amount of work that I put into it. So I don't wanna hear all that politically correct stuff. You put the camera in front of me - I'm-a tell you tell you like this: I worked hard to get here. I put my love, I put my heart, I put my money. I don't make.. I'm $600,000 in the hole right now, on that album. And you tell me about being politically incorrect. People love these songs. You talk to somebody who's grandmother just died and listens to Roses. And you tell me about being politically incorrect. I'm talking about history. I never got 5 mics in The Source - never got 5 stars from The Vibe. They said it's not a classic. So, Jesus Walks is not a classic? Roses is not a classic? Golddigger wasn't song of the year? Oh, but Kanye you can't say that! Why? Who are you? I don't know you!
nice sweater by the way ...
chump
cybermilk will shoot out your nose
the best internet gif animation EVER
seriously, why arent i world famous on the information superhighway yet ...
best with sound ...
big file though ... might take a while to load ... but oh so worth it ...
also
i have no reason to believe this is not true
funny
seriously, why arent i world famous on the information superhighway yet ...
best with sound ...
big file though ... might take a while to load ... but oh so worth it ...
also
i have no reason to believe this is not true
funny
Dec 8, 2005
I got no links
I got no links for good reasons:
A) I've been getting hit pretty hard with work
B) Fascists have taken over and I can't look at anything: the Onion, Hedonistica, any of Tony's links (except wikipedia, those little weasel things are pretty cute)
This sucks big time. On a side note, I tried looking up a picture of one of our products via GIS. I saw boobies. And they called Hedonistica "Gross/Tasteless".
A) I've been getting hit pretty hard with work
B) Fascists have taken over and I can't look at anything: the Onion, Hedonistica, any of Tony's links (except wikipedia, those little weasel things are pretty cute)
This sucks big time. On a side note, I tried looking up a picture of one of our products via GIS. I saw boobies. And they called Hedonistica "Gross/Tasteless".
totally stupid rant
ok, so i really like this riddim "bookshelf" ... yeah, its jamaican-pop dancehall, and its got beenie on it, but i still dig it ...
listen here
so today i decided to look up the lyrics cause fug if i can understand but maybe 40% of it ... so, because we live in this marvelous world of interwebs, i found the lyrics 20 times over ... but each page had this as the chorus ...
The way how them gal ya nice and pretty, full a witty
Them no gritty me hafi put them pon me bookshelf
Yes, a no one a di whole committee inna the city them ya kitty
Naah go share them with nobody else
Yes
but NO ... the second line should read ...
Them no gritty me na gwan put them pon me bookshelf
changes the whole meaning ...
fucking sheep ...
in unity ? one love ? ... if this is the same clash i saw, bounty punches beenie in the face at the end of the bout ....
listen here
so today i decided to look up the lyrics cause fug if i can understand but maybe 40% of it ... so, because we live in this marvelous world of interwebs, i found the lyrics 20 times over ... but each page had this as the chorus ...
The way how them gal ya nice and pretty, full a witty
Them no gritty me hafi put them pon me bookshelf
Yes, a no one a di whole committee inna the city them ya kitty
Naah go share them with nobody else
Yes
but NO ... the second line should read ...
Them no gritty me na gwan put them pon me bookshelf
changes the whole meaning ...
fucking sheep ...
in unity ? one love ? ... if this is the same clash i saw, bounty punches beenie in the face at the end of the bout ....
jus when you thought the internet ...
couldnt get any weirder ...
theres this
change in lineup for our upcoming show ...
flyer made by the lovely andrea ...
theres this
change in lineup for our upcoming show ...
flyer made by the lovely andrea ...
Dec 7, 2005
what i do at work ...
i make flyers ... mostly ... click on these ...
artsy-ish ... thats my handwriting ! ... boo-ya
this flyer is pure hype ... click on the handbill version for the poster version ...
a flyer i made for my friends in the band salamander ... 2 flyers that can be used as one ... or individually ... word ...
artsy-ish ... thats my handwriting ! ... boo-ya
this flyer is pure hype ... click on the handbill version for the poster version ...
a flyer i made for my friends in the band salamander ... 2 flyers that can be used as one ... or individually ... word ...
being sick sucks
ive been ill
and not in the good beastie boys way ...
blah, sorry bluntest ... i have not forsaken you, or its loyal crew of 3 viewers per day ... (thats including the other 2 contributors) ...
at work today but still sick ... jus had to put somethin up cause its been too long ...
so heres some links related to sick and/or sucking ... or at least thats what GIS thinks ...
my NEW favorite band
nothin to do with sick or sucking, but its for bogardus ... obviously photoshopped ... still funny ... not sure why GIS brought it up ...
ew (nsfw-ish ... cause itll take you a minute to realize whats happenin)
ahhh ... the progress we've made ...
leeches for health!
phlebotomy
and not in the good beastie boys way ...
blah, sorry bluntest ... i have not forsaken you, or its loyal crew of 3 viewers per day ... (thats including the other 2 contributors) ...
at work today but still sick ... jus had to put somethin up cause its been too long ...
so heres some links related to sick and/or sucking ... or at least thats what GIS thinks ...
my NEW favorite band
nothin to do with sick or sucking, but its for bogardus ... obviously photoshopped ... still funny ... not sure why GIS brought it up ...
ew (nsfw-ish ... cause itll take you a minute to realize whats happenin)
ahhh ... the progress we've made ...
leeches for health!
phlebotomy
Dec 2, 2005
Welcome back, Driznastic
Sorry, I haven't posted in a while, guys.
Me and Alf have been spending a lot of time at the gym.
Edited: I had to make that picture into a link, because it was too disturbing. I apologize for any permanent scarring I may have inadvertently caused.
Me and Alf have been spending a lot of time at the gym.
Edited: I had to make that picture into a link, because it was too disturbing. I apologize for any permanent scarring I may have inadvertently caused.
Dec 1, 2005
wes side
yo yo yo ... back from the west coast with some serious flava ... highlights of my trip included a visit to the winchester mansion and the san fransisco museum of modern art ... what can i say about them ... ? ... well, if you dont know the story of the winchester mansion, check it ... cause its cracked out ... and the sfmoma, hm ... well, kiki smith is a freak ... dont let the nice pictures on that page fool you ... her stuff is very very fucked up, we actually left the exhibit cause we were so disgusted ... highlight of the grossness was a sculpture of a girl on all 4s with a piece of shit comin out of her ass about 12 feet long, and shit smeared all over the back of her legs and ass ... THIS IS CONSIDERED HIGH ART! ... ugh ... i mean, i guess she got a rise out of me, and im still thinking about it, but ... wow, it seemed purely for shock value ... better examples of her work here ... she seems like the archetype that maude from the big lebowski was based on ...
MAUDE
Does the female form make you uncomfor- table, Mr. Lebowski?
DUDE
Is that what that's a picture of?
MAUDE
In a sense, yes. Elfranco, my robe.
My art has been commended as being
strongly vaginal. Which bothers
some men. The word itself makes
some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
DUDE
Oh yeah?
MAUDE
Yes, they don't like hearing it and
find it difficult to say. Whereas
without batting an eye a man will
refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or
his "Johnson".
DUDE
"Johnson"?
MAUDE
Thank you.
word, i love that movie ...
also ... b-boys
MAUDE
Does the female form make you uncomfor- table, Mr. Lebowski?
DUDE
Is that what that's a picture of?
MAUDE
In a sense, yes. Elfranco, my robe.
My art has been commended as being
strongly vaginal. Which bothers
some men. The word itself makes
some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
DUDE
Oh yeah?
MAUDE
Yes, they don't like hearing it and
find it difficult to say. Whereas
without batting an eye a man will
refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or
his "Johnson".
DUDE
"Johnson"?
MAUDE
Thank you.
word, i love that movie ...
also ... b-boys
Nov 28, 2005
Nov 23, 2005
video-e-i-e-i-o
white people ... at least watch it to when the guy in the black tshirt and jeans with a studded belt pretends to be gettin a blowjob from the other guy in a red tshirt and jeans with a studded belt ... haha, gays are funny !
what cant we learn ... when we look to the east ... !! warnings: potential sensory overload, cavity level bubble gum poppiness !!
by now weve all learned that sometimes sharks explode ... but whales, well ... sometimes they need a little help ... must watch ...
semi-repost ... jem and the rockers VS the misfits
(there are 2 adult swim references in this post, find them, and then go out and stop watchin so much damn television ... )
what cant we learn ... when we look to the east ... !! warnings: potential sensory overload, cavity level bubble gum poppiness !!
by now weve all learned that sometimes sharks explode ... but whales, well ... sometimes they need a little help ... must watch ...
semi-repost ... jem and the rockers VS the misfits
(there are 2 adult swim references in this post, find them, and then go out and stop watchin so much damn television ... )
pre-emptive posts
im gwon west coast style friday-wednesday so im tryin to give the people what they want ... more useless crap !
just ... wow...
nice ... sorry, listenin to horace andy's "money money"
not sure bout what this is, but it came up in GIS for "money is the root of all evil"
just ... wow...
nice ... sorry, listenin to horace andy's "money money"
not sure bout what this is, but it came up in GIS for "money is the root of all evil"
jus another list
punning is fun
got rats in the crib ? ... try BYE-BYE RAT!!
math dork posters
now to find a dali designed one ...
what could possibly go wrong ?
and now a little somethin for the ladies ... earl caddock wins ...
im waiting for the great wall of condoms
drinking games
i guess if yer into it ...
fug it, were buildin this city on the WATER .... freaks ......
more freaky ass costumes
enough!?
pez pilgrim say ...
happy thanksgiving ...
got rats in the crib ? ... try BYE-BYE RAT!!
math dork posters
now to find a dali designed one ...
what could possibly go wrong ?
and now a little somethin for the ladies ... earl caddock wins ...
im waiting for the great wall of condoms
drinking games
i guess if yer into it ...
fug it, were buildin this city on the WATER .... freaks ......
more freaky ass costumes
enough!?
pez pilgrim say ...
happy thanksgiving ...
Nov 22, 2005
Recent Politics Confusing?
Here's a Who's Who of people the President will likely pardon and what got them in trouble in the first place.
reggae nerds, brain icepicks, candy corn, asians, trucks, dorks, reefers
hey everybody ... i was out thursday and friday and didnt have time to post yesterday ... tryin to make up ...
riddim dictionary ... not very thorough upon closer inspection ...
much better
complex reggae networks ... actually really really cool
He had lobotomized over 2500 patients in 23 states during the 31 year period. Until his death in 1972, he continued to stay in touch with his patients, driving his so-called “lobotomobile” around the country ... fun !
he hates your band
funny
how many different ways can i write ... japanese people are crazy ... not only that, but you get to see it at about 5 different camera angles ...
sporting, hillbilly style ... yeeeeeup ... thats about it ...
when theatre dorks and nerds collaborate ... i can say that with confidance cause its somethin i woulda done when i was in ap english in high school ... (warning, long and pointless)
from the documentary "grass" ... which is really really good if you havent seen it ...
sounds like my kinda girl ...
riddim dictionary ... not very thorough upon closer inspection ...
much better
complex reggae networks ... actually really really cool
link courtesy: lord dubious
He had lobotomized over 2500 patients in 23 states during the 31 year period. Until his death in 1972, he continued to stay in touch with his patients, driving his so-called “lobotomobile” around the country ... fun !
link courtesy: the lovely surjeet
he hates your band
link courtesy: lord dubious
funny
how many different ways can i write ... japanese people are crazy ... not only that, but you get to see it at about 5 different camera angles ...
sporting, hillbilly style ... yeeeeeup ... thats about it ...
when theatre dorks and nerds collaborate ... i can say that with confidance cause its somethin i woulda done when i was in ap english in high school ... (warning, long and pointless)
from the documentary "grass" ... which is really really good if you havent seen it ...
sounds like my kinda girl ...
Nov 21, 2005
Nov 16, 2005
good hustle gang
nice work on all the posts team ...
... im stamping this blog officially ...
hooooboy im lame ...
... im stamping this blog officially ...
hooooboy im lame ...
Nov 15, 2005
This will blow your mind
Better than E. Honda's Thousand-Hand Slap!
Questions of plagarism? No, I did not get this from Hedonistica! I was in fact the fifth one in the column of dancers! You better believe it! I love exclamation points!
Questions of plagarism? No, I did not get this from Hedonistica! I was in fact the fifth one in the column of dancers! You better believe it! I love exclamation points!
things that make you go ....
hmmmmm
doesnt this seem jus a tad too convienant ...
photo courtesy of these folks ... they on the level ...
doesnt this seem jus a tad too convienant ...
photo courtesy of these folks ... they on the level ...
Ummm . . . does this sound right to you?
This doesn't sound too exciting, except for the 4th paragraph. Something just doesn't seem right. If Libby quit because he may have leaked one CIA operatives name to the press, should this dood have all that access?
Nov 14, 2005
And one for bogardus
Run away! Run away!
Ok, it's not really funny if you realize in that last second it was probably being bated by the first crow. The bastards tried doing that to one of my puppies before.
Ok, it's not really funny if you realize in that last second it was probably being bated by the first crow. The bastards tried doing that to one of my puppies before.
more fun with news
supreme court nominees, guantanamo bay inmates losing even more rights, congress finally looking over false pre-war "intelligence" ...
but where are all the blonde american girls !?
oh, right here ...
in the top story on google news
but where are all the blonde american girls !?
oh, right here ...
in the top story on google news
Nov 11, 2005
bees and bombs and japanese and cupid
sorry no posts yesterday boys ... busy makin an online store for the drastics ... so now people can give us their money and we give them things that came out of our brains ...
get PAID son ...
crazy japanese art ... actually really cool ... check out the videos for examples ...
a little early ... creepy valentines ...
not lettin it die ... bee-man !
bee man should get himself an abandonded missle silo ... then he wont have to worry bout atomic bombs ... hmm ... i doubt the US has a nuclear arms policy against bee-men anyway ...
get PAID son ...
crazy japanese art ... actually really cool ... check out the videos for examples ...
a little early ... creepy valentines ...
not lettin it die ... bee-man !
all bout bee-man ... "In order to maintain his powers he must keep drinking copious amounts of honey. He can mentally control the giant bees."cant remember if i posted this months ago ... dont think i did cause i couldnt find it ... pretty creepy tour of an abandonded undeground nuclear missle silo somewhere in a midwest corn field ... creepy cause the place is jus deteriorated now and looks like somethin out of a horror flick ... extra creepy cause this ONE underground silo held 3 THREE! nuclear missles that were probably aimed at the USSR ... and this is jus one out of hundreds that that US government had installed ...
but now you can own one !
this guy doesnt think theyre so bad
bee man should get himself an abandonded missle silo ... then he wont have to worry bout atomic bombs ... hmm ... i doubt the US has a nuclear arms policy against bee-men anyway ...
Nov 10, 2005
Nov 9, 2005
boobies
this ones for you pimpernel ...
probably nsfw, but if i were you, id take the risk and peek for a second ... you wont be dissapointed ...
and yes, its who you think it is
your dream of explicit tapes might not be to far off ...
perv
probably nsfw, but if i were you, id take the risk and peek for a second ... you wont be dissapointed ...
and yes, its who you think it is
your dream of explicit tapes might not be to far off ...
perv
Nov 8, 2005
yeay boyeee
i found this link along time ago when after i saw this documentary that came out on beatboxing at the gene siskel theater ...
beatboxers
beatboxers
particular note:this guy also had the front page of wax poetics months ago ... didnt know he had his own site ... strange strange things ...
rahzel (roots) and rza (wutang) ...
scratch and black thought (roots)
click the supah latin
thats jus one person on the beat ... stupid ...
Smut . . . from the right
Perhaps an indictment should be issued for bad plot structure
Perhaps it is a conspiracy (You may need to watch a brief commercial, but it is well worth the thirty seconds)
And one more because I hate that jerk. (Same thing, you may need to watch a commercial. It's better than actually paying money, right?)
Perhaps it is a conspiracy (You may need to watch a brief commercial, but it is well worth the thirty seconds)
And one more because I hate that jerk. (Same thing, you may need to watch a commercial. It's better than actually paying money, right?)
Geography Lesson
"Wow, Brazil is big!" -George W. Bush
(Note: Perhaps you think that quote is a joke. Perhaps you are a fool.)
(Note: Perhaps you think that quote is a joke. Perhaps you are a fool.)
Nov 7, 2005
aliens float amongst us
these things exist ... on earth ...
vampire squid from hell! ... instead of squirting ink to escape predators, it sprays a cloud of glowing mucus that can burn for up 10 minutes !
creature of nightmares
dragonfish ... creepy
bioluminescent creatures
humpback blackdevil
general deep sea creature images
vampire squid from hell! ... instead of squirting ink to escape predators, it sprays a cloud of glowing mucus that can burn for up 10 minutes !
movie of vampire squids luminescent arms used to confuse predators
another defence mechanism ... the vampire squid can fold its tentacles back over its body to reveal spikes ... yowza !
creature of nightmares
actually is a sabertooth fish
dragonfish ... creepy
bioluminescent creatures
more
humpback blackdevil
general deep sea creature images
Nov 4, 2005
Nov 3, 2005
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!
Finally, a news story worthy of being a headline on cnn.com
Sorry I haven't posted in awhile. I got switched to a position with more work. At least the day goes by faster now, but I'm not quite up with the news. And just when things started to get interesting . . .
Sorry I haven't posted in awhile. I got switched to a position with more work. At least the day goes by faster now, but I'm not quite up with the news. And just when things started to get interesting . . .
Nov 2, 2005
two sevens clash
when the two sevens clash ... patois/jamaican term from the 70s talkin about how 1977 (two sevens) was going to be an apocolyptic year for the world ... when rasta take over, etc etc ... not joking/lighthearted stuff ... serious ras prophecy and thing ... some info tieing it to the punk movement ...
culture had a huge album with the same name ...
-----
What a liv an bamba yay - when the two sevens clash
What a liv an bamba yay - when the two sevens clash
My good old prophet Marcus Garvey prophesize, say:
"St. Jago de la Vega and Kingstown is gonna meet"
And I can see with mine own eyes
It's only a housing scheme that divides
-----
and so yer probably askin yerself by now ... well, thats midly interesting, but so what ...
well, heres what ...
fucking strumpets
is what
culture had a huge album with the same name ...
-----
What a liv an bamba yay - when the two sevens clash
What a liv an bamba yay - when the two sevens clash
My good old prophet Marcus Garvey prophesize, say:
"St. Jago de la Vega and Kingstown is gonna meet"
And I can see with mine own eyes
It's only a housing scheme that divides
-----
and so yer probably askin yerself by now ... well, thats midly interesting, but so what ...
well, heres what ...
fucking strumpets
is what
Nov 1, 2005
bogardus inspired me ...
with that photo of the guy in the rabbit suit ...
this one goes out to the hun aka big pidgeon aka ccm
word up
evil bunny pillows
yeah, those are pretty creepy
obvious (though he looks almost cute in that shot)
i think he was the jack of spades in that iraqi deck ...
bunnies attack former president?
truly truly disturbing
my kind of bunny
GIS for "bunny pistol" brought up this ... not complainin ... jus sayin ...
thats enough, right ?
this one goes out to the hun aka big pidgeon aka ccm
word up
evil bunny pillows
yeah, those are pretty creepy
obvious (though he looks almost cute in that shot)
i think he was the jack of spades in that iraqi deck ...
bunnies attack former president?
truly truly disturbing
my kind of bunny
GIS for "bunny pistol" brought up this ... not complainin ... jus sayin ...
thats enough, right ?
retards
not pc, i know ...
but i put pictures up of us from the halloween show ...
theres a link here somewhere ... too lazy/busy to get the exact address ... no pics of me yet though ... sad ...
but i put pictures up of us from the halloween show ...
theres a link here somewhere ... too lazy/busy to get the exact address ... no pics of me yet though ... sad ...
Bad Blogger
Couldn't log on to Blogger yesterday. I think it was sad and it missed you, Driznastic.
Tom Delay is either awesome or insane or both
Tom Delay is either awesome or insane or both
pretty weak, gang ...
not one halloween post !?
yall better been out gettin MAD halloween candy then ...
i was not near a computer as i played late sunday nite and didnt get home till 4, and wasnt asleep till 5 ... not gettin up at 7 to go to work after that ...
did get some tight photos though ... drastics went as, what degenerated into a, trailer metal band ... originally wanted to be glam, but its so much easier (cheaper) to be gross lookin ... not that glam rockers are pretty ... you know what i mean ...
history of halloween
the TRUTH about halloween (sweet music too, if you got speakers)
check under "DUMPING" i swear it wasnt me !
yall better been out gettin MAD halloween candy then ...
i was not near a computer as i played late sunday nite and didnt get home till 4, and wasnt asleep till 5 ... not gettin up at 7 to go to work after that ...
did get some tight photos though ... drastics went as, what degenerated into a, trailer metal band ... originally wanted to be glam, but its so much easier (cheaper) to be gross lookin ... not that glam rockers are pretty ... you know what i mean ...
history of halloween
the TRUTH about halloween (sweet music too, if you got speakers)
check under "DUMPING" i swear it wasnt me !
Oct 28, 2005
Oct 27, 2005
corrrrrrn nuts
seinfeld auditions ... corrrrrrrn nuts .....
heavy walker clip
conan meets walker !
jessica alba is hot
triumph! @ the mj trial (hilarious)
triumph! @ the premier of star wars: attack of the clones
heavy walker clip
conan meets walker !
jessica alba is hot
triumph! @ the mj trial (hilarious)
triumph! @ the premier of star wars: attack of the clones
Oct 26, 2005
i feel that you say a little prayer ... is that right caller ?
what does dionne know about you ... bogardus?
and what about you ... pimpernel?
a special letter from dionne ... this time, its personal ...
part of the infomercial
meet some of the fine pychics down at the aapp
and what about you ... pimpernel?
a special letter from dionne ... this time, its personal ...
part of the infomercial
meet some of the fine pychics down at the aapp
Guess which one is the front page article!
Don't worry, the US is reaffirming our policy of not using nukes, after implicitly deaffirming them
I'm proud to be an American
Misuse of the Presidential Seal is a Big Time No No
I'm proud to be an American
Misuse of the Presidential Seal is a Big Time No No
Oct 25, 2005
tired of lookin at dem biznatches
fuckin racists ...
ok, so seriously, why hasnt the entire GOP been impeached yet ? this is ridiculous ... house majority leader gettin booked, cheney cited as source in plame leak, they dont even have faith in their leader anymore, and on top of that theres nude protests in korea !
ill never eat kfc again ...
also, this is fashion ... somewhere ...
ok, so seriously, why hasnt the entire GOP been impeached yet ? this is ridiculous ... house majority leader gettin booked, cheney cited as source in plame leak, they dont even have faith in their leader anymore, and on top of that theres nude protests in korea !
ill never eat kfc again ...
also, this is fashion ... somewhere ...
ist gut, ja ?
no ... no it is not ...
yes, that is who you think it is on their tshirts ... they "thought it was funny!" tee-hee ...
at the risk of givin these fuckin strumpets a louder voice heres their blog ... ugh
yes, that is who you think it is on their tshirts ... they "thought it was funny!" tee-hee ...
at the risk of givin these fuckin strumpets a louder voice heres their blog ... ugh
hey, bogardus !
hey, bogardus ! we'll get you that record deal yet !
hey, bogardus ! you really lettin yerself go !
hey, bogardus ! you teach sixth graders ! you pansy !
hey, bogardus ! nice beard ! ya bleedin fairy !
always like the misfits more ... though she is TRULY OUTRAGEOUS !
athf: remonster (the one with the franken-bear-remote thing)
my new hero ...
hey, bogardus ! you really lettin yerself go !
hey, bogardus ! you teach sixth graders ! you pansy !
hey, bogardus ! nice beard ! ya bleedin fairy !
im totally gettin that guy on a mug ...
always like the misfits more ... though she is TRULY OUTRAGEOUS !
warning: this song is catchy and will get stuck in yer head
athf: remonster (the one with the franken-bear-remote thing)
my new hero ...
Unbelievable
So, there's an online database to search driver's licenses
Go there.
Find yours.
Ask them to remove it.
Go there.
Find yours.
Ask them to remove it.
Oct 24, 2005
it must be me ...
aka: more fun with ebay scammers
ok ... so if you dont remember, i had a fun lil encounter a few weeks ago with the now infamous PIKO736@AOL.COM tryin to sell me 3500 recording consoles from "europe" for 900 bux (shipping included ... from europe !) ... if not, read bout it here ...
well, either pikos got some friends or i jus look like a rube to internet assholes ... which very well might be, as i think i jus give off that vibe ... even in a crowd at a busy chicago el stop, the one crazy derelict will single me out to ask: "hey man, you got 13 cents ? i need a transfer ! i jus need 13 cents man" ... yeah ... believe me, its not fun havin the aura of a sucker ... specially when yer not ... specially when yer typically a laid back/pacifist type ... cause when people think they can sucker me, it makes me very very angry ... 1. what kinda shmuck are you to try to take advantage of someone else, 2. i wasnt born yesterday ...
tangent: excellent "this american life" episode about suckers
ay
anyway
so las week i recieve an email ... looked slightly ebay official, but somethin was off about it ... it basically said this ...
Oct 2005 14:34:23 PDT
Date: Fri, 21 Oct 2005 14:34:23 -0700 (PDT)
From: "jeff g" stajefferson_80@yahoo.com
Subject: Second Chance Offer from Seller-- Buy The Item You Recently Bid On!
To: driznastic
Second Chance Offer -- Buy The Item You Recently Bid On
Good news! The following eBay item on which you placed a bid is still available for purchase:
SOUNDCRAFT GHOST 32 CHANNEL PROFESSIONAL MIXER
FULL SIZE 32 CHANNEL MIXING BOARD W/POWER SUPPLY MODULE Item number: 7354394696
Your Price : US $3,001.00
Don't let this get away!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Second Chance Offer
The seller, is making this Second Chance Offer because the high bidder was either unable to complete the transaction or the seller has a duplicate item for sale.
The selling of this item through Second Chance Offer is in compliance with eBay policy and you will be able to exchange Feedback with the seller and will be eligible for all eBay services associated with a transaction, such as fraud protection.
eBay does not charge an Insertion Fee to send a Second Chance Offer. Sellers pay only the Final Value Fee when the offer is accepted.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Act Now - This Offer Expires Soon
To take advantage of this opportunity, please act quickly.
To contact the seller just reply to this email message.
i didnt include it, but stajefferson_80@yahoo.com's email had fancy ebay logos and that kinda thing all up on it to make it look official ... but somethin was off ... specially the need to "act now" and "act quickly" ... thats not an ebay thing ...
so i responded with a hesitant ...
Date: Fri, 21 Oct 2005 16:31:36 -0500
Subject: Re: Second Chance Offer from Seller-- Buy The Item You Recently Bid On!
From: driznastic
To: "jeff g" stajefferson_80@yahoo.com
i am still interested in this ... what happened ?
anthony
pretty straight forward, and a valid question ... to which i got back ...
Date: Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:29:48 -0700 (PDT)
From: "H.J.S" stajefferson_80@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Second Chance Offer from Seller-- Buy The Item You Recently Bid On!
To: driznastic
The highest bidder fail to complete, because some unexpected financial problems.
In our case the total cost would be your last bid amount with
shipping and insurance taxes included. Will work thru ebay. If you are still interested please confirm your shipping address. And name. As soon as I receive your info, I'll start the official procedure, and ebay will notify you. You'll receive important guidelines and instructions from them.
Looking forward to your reply.
Thank you
uh huh
ahem ... "the highest bidder fail to complete" ... now, i dont wanna stereotype, but if someone uses incorrect english or bad grammer in any money deal over the internet, cover yer ass cause yer about to get reemed ... so that was the dead give-away ... straight up scam ... also the fact that they wanna offer "free shipping" for no reason ... that aint right ... so i decided to do the most basic of research ... and found ... this profile ... of the guy who bought the board ... and shaw nuff, 2 items down is the positive feedback from the seller of the recording console ... no positive feedback left by david7070_07 on the sellers list, but 1. the console might still be in transit, or 2. david might be a slack bout leavin feedback (lawd knows i am) ... but, anyway ...
bing ... scam ...
time to have some fun ...
as of this post, ive responded with one email, and am awaitin his reply ... here it is ...
Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:45:34 -0500
Subject: Re: Second Chance Offer from Seller-- Buy The Item You Recently Bid On!
From: driznastic
To: "H.J.S" stajefferson_80@yahoo.com
great !
i love important guidelines and instructions from them !
please to send them to me immediatly ... i look forward to completing this
transaction with you !
lets do this thing bitch !
oh yeah !
yeah !
this is gonna be some great ....
please please to send info quick as i want to wrap this up quick !
anthony
ahhh ... ill keep yall posted ...
well, either pikos got some friends or i jus look like a rube to internet assholes ... which very well might be, as i think i jus give off that vibe ... even in a crowd at a busy chicago el stop, the one crazy derelict will single me out to ask: "hey man, you got 13 cents ? i need a transfer ! i jus need 13 cents man" ... yeah ... believe me, its not fun havin the aura of a sucker ... specially when yer not ... specially when yer typically a laid back/pacifist type ... cause when people think they can sucker me, it makes me very very angry ... 1. what kinda shmuck are you to try to take advantage of someone else, 2. i wasnt born yesterday ...
tangent: excellent "this american life" episode about suckers
ay
anyway
so las week i recieve an email ... looked slightly ebay official, but somethin was off about it ... it basically said this ...
Oct 2005 14:34:23 PDT
Date: Fri, 21 Oct 2005 14:34:23 -0700 (PDT)
From: "jeff g" stajefferson_80@yahoo.com
Subject: Second Chance Offer from Seller-- Buy The Item You Recently Bid On!
To: driznastic
Second Chance Offer -- Buy The Item You Recently Bid On
Good news! The following eBay item on which you placed a bid is still available for purchase:
SOUNDCRAFT GHOST 32 CHANNEL PROFESSIONAL MIXER
FULL SIZE 32 CHANNEL MIXING BOARD W/POWER SUPPLY MODULE Item number: 7354394696
Your Price : US $3,001.00
Don't let this get away!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Second Chance Offer
The seller, is making this Second Chance Offer because the high bidder was either unable to complete the transaction or the seller has a duplicate item for sale.
The selling of this item through Second Chance Offer is in compliance with eBay policy and you will be able to exchange Feedback with the seller and will be eligible for all eBay services associated with a transaction, such as fraud protection.
eBay does not charge an Insertion Fee to send a Second Chance Offer. Sellers pay only the Final Value Fee when the offer is accepted.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Act Now - This Offer Expires Soon
To take advantage of this opportunity, please act quickly.
To contact the seller just reply to this email message.
i didnt include it, but stajefferson_80@yahoo.com's email had fancy ebay logos and that kinda thing all up on it to make it look official ... but somethin was off ... specially the need to "act now" and "act quickly" ... thats not an ebay thing ...
so i responded with a hesitant ...
Date: Fri, 21 Oct 2005 16:31:36 -0500
Subject: Re: Second Chance Offer from Seller-- Buy The Item You Recently Bid On!
From: driznastic
To: "jeff g" stajefferson_80@yahoo.com
i am still interested in this ... what happened ?
anthony
pretty straight forward, and a valid question ... to which i got back ...
Date: Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:29:48 -0700 (PDT)
From: "H.J.S" stajefferson_80@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Second Chance Offer from Seller-- Buy The Item You Recently Bid On!
To: driznastic
The highest bidder fail to complete, because some unexpected financial problems.
In our case the total cost would be your last bid amount with
shipping and insurance taxes included. Will work thru ebay. If you are still interested please confirm your shipping address. And name. As soon as I receive your info, I'll start the official procedure, and ebay will notify you. You'll receive important guidelines and instructions from them.
Looking forward to your reply.
Thank you
uh huh
ahem ... "the highest bidder fail to complete" ... now, i dont wanna stereotype, but if someone uses incorrect english or bad grammer in any money deal over the internet, cover yer ass cause yer about to get reemed ... so that was the dead give-away ... straight up scam ... also the fact that they wanna offer "free shipping" for no reason ... that aint right ... so i decided to do the most basic of research ... and found ... this profile ... of the guy who bought the board ... and shaw nuff, 2 items down is the positive feedback from the seller of the recording console ... no positive feedback left by david7070_07 on the sellers list, but 1. the console might still be in transit, or 2. david might be a slack bout leavin feedback (lawd knows i am) ... but, anyway ...
bing ... scam ...
time to have some fun ...
as of this post, ive responded with one email, and am awaitin his reply ... here it is ...
Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:45:34 -0500
Subject: Re: Second Chance Offer from Seller-- Buy The Item You Recently Bid On!
From: driznastic
To: "H.J.S" stajefferson_80@yahoo.com
great !
i love important guidelines and instructions from them !
please to send them to me immediatly ... i look forward to completing this
transaction with you !
lets do this thing bitch !
oh yeah !
yeah !
this is gonna be some great ....
please please to send info quick as i want to wrap this up quick !
anthony
ahhh ... ill keep yall posted ...
Oct 21, 2005
mer kaos
koch curve: infinite length in a finite space
menger sponge: infinite surface with no volume
... yeah, kinda like that
menger sponge: infinite surface with no volume
... yeah, kinda like that
You can call me Rosalyn
Due to Driznastic's aggressive use of photoshop, I have decided to screw with his Alma Mater. Next time, its your high school, then your grade school, then your preschool, then finally, your mother's womb. Don't test me.
Also? Kitties.
Also? Kitties.
Oct 20, 2005
ya think you know clouds ... ?
sure you got yer cirrus, your cumulus, and maybe even your cumulonimubus down ... but whachu got on lenticular ?
more pretty clouds
ufos or clouds ? in google maps ...
i always hated these clouds ...
more pretty clouds
ufos or clouds ? in google maps ...
i always hated these clouds ...
OH YEAH !!! (vol. 2.1)
i made this graphic to accompany my OH YEAH !!! from yesterday and forgot to post it ... so here it is ...
yes, i have this much time at work ...
(first OH YEAH ! post)
jus another story bout delay gettin his ass booked
yes, i have this much time at work ...
(first OH YEAH ! post)
jus another story bout delay gettin his ass booked
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