Poop blocked!

Better than Axe

My hero

Thought this was funny, but not really

You can think about it, but don't say it!

Ummm . . . does this make sense to you?

Way to go Alma Mader. This is your only hit on CNN.

This is all FEMA could come up with for improvements?

phat tuesday

but i must say, you all suck ...

i mean it this time ...

no one loves the bluntest anymore ...

sad ... see, what you guys failed to realize is that the bluntest isnt so much a blog, as it is a cult ... you dont get to decide when you leave ... only WE do ... and WE have not decided it is your time yet ...

so, while waiting for your imminent kidnapping, beating and re-programming, enjoy these ...

FELT the movie (freakin heeee-larious) ... via this site

god hates figs

and those are all satires on this guy ... if you didnt know ...

yeah, sorry for not posting anything super fresh ... but im fascinated with this fool right now ... specially how he beats his entire family and they all still worship him as a demi god ... his wife and kids have BONE CHIPS from being thrown down stairs and whooped repeatedly with FARMING TOOLS and they still follow him around like the messiah ...

other crazy ass christian things i found via that entry ...
serpent seed
these guys have a big ol HQ right down the block from my train stop ...
wow, whatta poorly written article

and

for as crazy as all those people are ... she wins ... more from her ...

somewhat angry post

and yet im not angry today ...

all links pulled from fark threads ... bo !

obviously!

project steve

here comes the science ... (actually really really technical, if someone reads it and understands, lemme know) ...

hey, right wing neo liberal fundie creationists ...

seen it used, but never knew what it meant

this aughta be fun ... part 19 is my favorite ! ... sweet costume to ... !

no doubt

interesting

fark has this as ironic ... but dumbass or scary seems way more apporiate ...

Crazy Bitches

Totally not Blunt

diversions

guessin that this is a japanese guide to small talk ... dont small talk to buddhist monks is really all i got from it

a new company

bjork video - triumph of the heart (lookin really cute in this one)

bjork video - unravel (solo w/ a harpsichord)

skillz

you guys know about this ... ? ... more

the russian rock club of america

and on a side note, i taught the transformers to play the taiko



and t-1000 to play the traps

Celebrity Sex Video and Curling

Funny to read about, but I think I'll take a pass on watching it

Now that's something I'd love to curl

More curling

Move over beach volleyball, curling is the new hot sport his winter . . . does that make sense?

And Hooray! I can post today.

makin word connections like my man chuck woolery

did you know that this man

is the same as

this man

who is the same as

this man ....

How much wool could Chuck Woolery chuck if Chuck Woolery could chuck wool?



all bout chuck

not even a contest

really confused why this came up from a GS for chuck woolery

bare witness to the many talents of chuck

bluntest is teh suck

no posts in 3 days .... !?!?

purty weak gang ... ive had limited internet access so i apologize for not postin ... and i also apologize for the graphics not comin up ... some assholes are attackin the server thedrastics.com is on (which is where those images are housed, as well as other peoples websites) so the company from whom i rent space from decided to simply disconnect that server until the attacks stop ... buncha yella bellied toothless fairy commie nazi pansies ...

anyway, point was, i came expecting the funny and was severly let down ... for shame ... FOR SHAME ! ... oh well, ill get over it ...

on the plus side i picked up a nice assortment of strange records at a local goodwill, including (but not limited to) "yuletide disco", "survivor, the eye of the tiger" (full length!), a collection of muzak (complete with a statement from the muzak board of scientists, which includes prominent physiologists AND psychologists) ... and the icing on the cake is "blind date", whos self-titled album cover featured a bald, large chested woman painted a dark green screaming at the camera with very 80s shades on (i think the album was 81), and whos members included ... ahem ...

dane bramage on lead vocals
arnie badde on guitar
brad billions on bass

and

pinky chablis on the drums

cant make this shit up

ill get a review once i get to listen to it ...

BO

Check it out!

Condi Rice has a new hairstyle.

nothing good

jus wanted to apologize for my lack of posts ... ive been busy as hell ...

and im gonna be out for the rest of the week ... so ... konichiwa bitches ...

hear me soundin totally faded on this radio interview ... though it aired at 9pm on thursday nite, we did the recording and interview the previous saturday at 9am ... i was on about 4 hours of drunken sleep, tom was probably in the same area, our percussionist hadnt gone to bed yet, our guitarist was ... well, you get the idea ...

the recording is pretty good too ...

theres also this

dont know if i ever posted this, or where i found it

oh, and hey everyone



happy "exploiting emotions so a card company can make extra loot between christmas and summer" day

ha ha ... and its got a picture of a train on it !

Things you should never say to a cop

"You ain't the only one with a Glock. If it wasn't for your gun and your badge, I'd kick your ass."

frankie says relax

this is jus gettin ridiculous now

im sorry, but these people need to chill the fuck out ... im all for respecting crazy mythologies and tales of magic, but this is some next level stupidity ...

(awesome photo though!)

butterstuff ! buttercup ! butternuts ! BUTTERCUP ! CUP ! (link thanks to jeet !)

Some Quick CNN Gems

Bad Touch

At least he's not living on the streets

Hiding behind Mother's Skirt

I agree that we should cut programs that are ineffective . . such as keeping our schools drug free . . . wait a secon . . .

It's like making a junkie the new drug czar

oooooh

if this is a real vw ad ... theyre gonna catch some much major flack ...

i have a feeling that pretty soon the middle east will just be boycotting all of europe ... (well, more then usual, anyway)

link thats to jeet !

Deutsch bagged

I know, I stole the headline straight off of Fark, but its just too funny.

So, that dude who Bush appointed to work for NASA that was a complete tool? Yeah, he doesn't work there anymore

Cause Torts Gives Me Time

When will white people stop trying to be something they're not?

Try number 11

When will black people stop trying to be something they're not?

I knew I've seen that face before!

We're in Trouble

And they say the Democrats have no chance

It gets better as it goes

This is Pretty Much My Favorite Thing

Boundin'

Ok, it's a short that the head animator for the Incredibles did that was stuck on as an extra on the DVD of the Incredibles. I forget the animators name, Bud Bronson or Bill Braski or Boo Radley. Something like that. Old time animator from back in the day, but he still keeps abreast of what's going on in the animation world technologically speaking and surrounds himself with kids who know how to use computers. Good stuff. It's his voice in the video.

Heheheh, I said "abreast".

jus makin sure

you guys heard about this ...

FREE SOCIETY PEOPLE !

WE LIVE IN A FREE SOCIETY !!!

THATS WHY WE CAN SPREAD DEMOCRACY AROUND THE WORLD !!!!!!!

BECAUSE WE GOT THAT SHIT ON LOCK !!!!!!!!!!!!

edgar

ok

so

couple nites ago, after a fruitless writing/recording session, me and tom decided we needed a little inspiration ... so we threw on "edgar winter, live at the galaxy" and sat back ... the next 70 minutes changed my life in ways i cant even begin to explain ... this might sound harsh, but the only thing i could keep comparing it too was that it was "like watching a slightly retarded person get off on stage" ... from the keyboard to the seering alto sax solos, to the bootleg keytar (really just a regular keyboard with a strap) to the timbale solo, to the overall COCK-ROCKiness of it ... it was just ... wow ...

i mean, the guys been around for a while, and i guess he does carry some cred, and im sure hes a really nice guy ... but man ... i think what really pushed me over was the fact that a tune would start and there would be some "hot licks"^tm being played on the organ, and dude wasnt even moving his fingers around ... he jus had his hands over the keyboard ... and this was on a closeup shot ... and this happened MULTIPLE TIMES ! ... ahhh edgar ... his band pretty much kicked ass too ...

with the cowboy rockstar on bass ...



and reject from good charlotte on guitar



he made that face or variations on it the entire set ...

ok, so looks and attitude aside, these guys were badasses on their instruments ... the 5 minute bass solo was impressive ... couldnt find a picture of the drummer, but he looked super pissed the whole show till it got to his solo ... holy hell ... seriously, youve never seen anything like this ... again, technically it was amazing ... but the part where he brought down the intensity to jus playin a pattern on the double bass drum and then TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF WHILE STILL PLAYING jus to start rockin some more was pretty friggin sweet ... edgars costume change to a white cape with rhinestones and pink embroidary (for the ballad) was also a nice touch ...

the icing on the cake was that this dvd was at the crib cause i guess 3 or 4 years ago, chris (drastics bass) got the call bout doin this gig cause the bass player couldnt make a show ... so he bought the dvd to check em out (cause i guess they play the exact same set everynite) ...

take yer time on edgars site ... lotta good stuff to check ...

ahhh ... edgar ... how do you do it ?

links from other people

one of the quarterbacks for the superbowl ... (via der pimpernel)

GO! AMERICA!

also

bill n ted (via shirley temple of doom)

and

clueless george (via jeet)

addendums

no original post ideas right now ... jus adding to the pile ...

from the same line as the kung-fu jesus pimpernel posted ... though this one seems a tad more questionable ... i mean, shouldnt those be little boys ?

When Jesus is framed for selling drugs, he must fight to prove his innocence.

this song ROCKS !

ULTRACHRIST! ... not sure if any of you guys have watched this with me ... but its seriously fucking insane ... the end culminates with ULTRACHRIST taking on the four most evil people ever ... those of course being: hitler, dracula, richard nixon and jim morrison ... duh

ghetto fab? ... really ? no, really ? no no no ... really ? ... huh ... really .......... you dont understand what words mean, do you ?