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Grandpa tastes blood!!! With his bare fucking hands, dood.

Jennifer Aniston's boobs are on the internet. Now just to find where . . . .

Britney "Sinead" Spears

I was going to post a link to the whole business about the Brits pulling out of Iraq and then write something about how Bush probably knew about this before hand and that is the reason why he's been pushing for this troop surge. It makes sense, Blair didn't just call up Bush earlier this week and tell him they're pulling out like he's cancelling a dinner date. So Bush needed to propose the surge before the Brits said anything public or it would look like he was desperate and that the US was left all by its lonesome fighting the global war on terror. Maybe we can finally cash in on the Icelandic troops. They'd probably melt in the hot Baghdad sun. I didn't post an article about that because there wasn't one on the front page on CNN.com, yet the previous stories were. Cause Britney's shiney dome is clearly more important than the thousands of people dying. Why the fuck do we even have a freedom of press?

Damn