Atlanta Police Crackdown on Biker Gang

While gas is skyrocketing almost as fast as the average American waistline and the hole in the ozone layer, the Atlanta Police Department has decided they've had enough of people riding their bicycles. (And just look at the sheer number of cops they have out there!)

But don't worry about these bastards getting off easy on our lenient judicial system: Atlanta plans on cutting down on public defenders.

But c'mon people, it's not like Atlanta is that dangerous of a place where the cops would have to go looking for real criminals.

Meanwhile, I had a lovely time at the Critical Mass/New Belgium Bike Festival, Tour de Fat. Paper Bird was a lovely band to hear on a beautiful Saturday afternoon.

You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Some movies are so bad that they're good. This one is so bad that it is past good and straight on to WTF

Learn all about Troll 2

and then look forward to the release of the documentary

Best Advice Ever

Who's the Boom King?

She's so hot she's making me sexist

The Main Headline From the BBC Website

Just when you actually want Uncle Sam to throw his weight around a bit, he says he is bogged down, busy, otherwise engaged - call back later.

I got nothing more to say than that.

A couple things about this article . . . .

Virginia man sheds 80 pounds eating at McDonald's

1) "Apple dippers without caramel sauce" are also known as . . . apples. It's sliced apples. That's like saying I had a grilled cheese without the cheese. Or you can call it toast. One way or the other.

2) I like Yahoo!'s "Related Search" options on the side: Tandem bicycle, french fries and Macs (and I'm pretty sure they mean the computer). If I had to describe this article in three concepts, I'd choose those. In fact, those will be the tags for this post to assist with finding it later.

So what do you know, regardless of where you eat, as long as your food consists of vegetables and fruits that aren't deep fried and/or covered in sugars, it's healthy for you. McDonald's is not necessarily bad for you, just 95% of what they sell is bad for you. Don't blame the AP when you have a heart attack.

To the Nerdery!

Nerdiness is in the Eye of the Beholder



(Thanks to Baron von D for the link)

giant bunny!

Coniglio Gigante!

chicago style

Alderman John E. Scully wrestles a bear in 1904 at the Madison Street Carnival, which he managed, in East Garfield Park. The previous year, Scully tried to persuade the Lincoln Park Zoo to parade an elephant down Madison Street, but zookeepers thought it was beneath the elephant’s dignity.
Courtesy of the Chicago History Museum's Chicago Daily News Collection

From Chicago Under Glass

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

wait, what? there's a war in afganistan too !?

On Friday, 390 Taliban fighters were among nearly 900 prisoners who escaped from a jail in Kandahar when attackers blew open the gates with a truck bomb and attacked guards inside.

brilliant.

RIP Tim Russert

I don't know what I'll do Sunday mornings anymore (Church, I guess)

Seriously, Tim Russert was a fantastic journalist. This is a huge loss, especially considering the current state of the media. I do not think there is someone right now who can fill his shoes as a fair, inquisitive, and nonpartisan person who can ask our political leaders the questions that Americans want to ask and get the candid answers that only a man of his honest demeanor and stature of respect can ascertain. I am going to miss him and his contribution to America's perspective of politics.

as usual

the internet confounds me ...

touch-a-truck
i'm sooooooo happy
nyc fails at creating a webpage describing their own city flag.

Indian - - Represents Native Americans that were already here

great grammar gang!
wha, how?
this is not photoshopped ... pancake+sausage+chocolate chip+stick = USA! USA! USA! USA!

Cooter!

'Hazzard's' Cooter: I was out of control . . . . (Cooter! Hee hee!)

In other news, the Supreme Court said that American citizen prisoners in Iraq may file for release pursuant to their habeas corpus rights, though that might mean transferring them to Iraqi prisons instead. Bad news for 'Roldy!

PUSH PUSH in the ...

i got fired from the gummi factory today.
something about my new line of nautical based gummis ...
personally ... i think it was that wendy girl. she always hated me.

FDA NOW RUN BY B'RAQ HUSSEIN OSAMA!

AND HIS ISLAMO-FASCIST TALIBAN MILITIA!
QUICK!
SOMEONE CALL FOX NEWS!

Captain Huggy Face

My new hero

UPDATE

We all owe E.D.Hill, the Fox news lady who talked about the Obama's "terrorist fist bump", an apology.

She was just quoting a deleted comment from an random insane person on an obscure political blog. JOURNALISM!

made my day

did anyone know he was planning on doing this ?

US congressman (Kucinich) moves to impeach Bush

i've been listening to NPR all day (and their libtard ideologies) and they haven't mentioned it once ! maybe rupert murdoch bought NPR! hooray!

The first bump... OF TERROR

Fox News sounds old.

jim davis conspiracy!

so, again, i've been diggin on those "garfield minus garfield" strips that bogardus tipped me too ... (here's the link) ... and i started wondering if jim davis really is a depressed, schizophrenic chap ... looked up his wiki entry, and it sure doesn't seem that way ... successful, still alive (always a plus), married, proud parent and grandparent, and winner of numerous awards ... this is where i started to wonder about the whole bi-polar/split personality thing ...
under "Awards"

1982 Best Humor Strip Cartoonist, Jim Davis National Cartoonist Society

hmmm ?
the jim davis national cartoonist society gave jim davis an award for best cartoonist ?

oh, and i'm as lame as all that. i had to be at work late for a wedding tonite in the gallery (private rental) ... really low key event except for the A/C barely working and subsequently many of the guests leaving really early. i feel really bad for the bride and groom ... they are being uber-cool about it, but it's still real crappy. one of the more non-traditional wedding receptions i've been in attendance of, with a country band and catering from sultan's (so falafel, hummmus, and baklava) ...

bollywood horror

been really feeling this bollywood horror stuff as or recent ...

Khooni Panja ... or, "Deadly Hand" .. i would love to see this movie, but most likely never will, unless some of my indo-pak friends stop hating on their cultures fine contribution to the celluloid and realize how awesome bollywood is ... here's an excerpt ...

He stares into the grotesque face of a horrible monster that most probably was beaten with an ugly stick for hours. The creature grabs the surprised man and throws him out of the window (an astonishingly bad special effect). Next the caretaker of the cemetery is visited by Pinky who changes into a gigantic monster and crushes him to death between her fingers. But this was only the beginning of her revenge. After all, we have seen only a third of the one-hundred-and-thirty minutes long movie…

gallery of really awesome hand drawn movie posters ...















Khooni Dracula ... this is absolutely amazing, literally translated to "The Dracula Crisis" (though i doubt that as Khooni Panga translates to "Deadly Hand"), this is one awesomely bad movie ... from the youtube description ...

CHECK OUT HIS RIDICULOUS HAT,NO COFFIN(SLEEPS IN THE PARK).I HAVE PURPOSELY CAPTURED ONE OF HIS VICTIMS DEATH AT THE START OF THIS CLIP.CHECK OUT HIS ENTRY MUSIC,IT ROCKS!!!!!

experiment

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So Long for Just News

Billion dollars pledged for food fight

Worst Headline Ever

tonite ....

ITS TIME...
THE REGGAE CHIMERA IS BEING LET OFF THE LEASH
SEND THE KIDS TO THE NEIGHBORS CAUSE TONITE ...



JUNE 5th
AT REGGIE'S (21st + STATE)
CHICAGO, IL
9pm ... ONLY $5

THE DRASTICS
HANGING OUT IN ABANDONED SUMMER CAMPS ON THE LAKE

FADA DOUGOU
BACK FROM THE DEAD FOR REVENGE!

MC ZULU
CONJURING NECRONOMICAL SPELLS FOR THE KIDDIES!

DJ CHUCK WREN
SPINNING ROOTS + CULTURE

FOOD + DRINK SPECIALS ALL NIGHT!
CHEAP EATS + DRINKS!

OBAMAGGEDON!!!!!!!

well, despite the fact i was up til 4am trying to just make a simple ass DVD with a slideshow on it using iMovie + iDvd (guess what, its ALOT harder then you'd think, it distorts your images, downsamples, all this great stuff to make your photos/scans look like straight garbage) i'm still in a chipper mood cause THE TIME OF RECKONING IS NYE AT HAND!!!! nah, but for real, this is a pretty monumentous occasion.



bolivia bug aka puss caterpillar ... one creepy ass insect
oarfish ... this things seriously messing with me ... SWIM HORIZONTAL DAMMIT! strange things in the sea boy ...

???
haha
homeland security secretary applying for part as lex luthor
????????

we were talking about these, and i liked this one