I watched Pee Wee's Big Adventure the other day. The theme by Elfman has been stuck in my head since. It reminded me about this. (Might be a repeat).
Also, Bogardus loves cute stuff, and this is nauseatingly cute (keep clicking, you'll get sucked in).
And the best for last: EVIL CLOWN GENERATOR. dear god this is so creepy. I fear clowns almost as much as I fear decorative roosters. Keep sweeping the cursor over the face in little circles.