and as many goofy-ass photos of him i can find ...
we'll skip the weird b&w photos of him and his man-boobies since everyone seent those already ...
so here we go!
here he is enjoying his life size nut-cracker collection, somewhere deep in the cockles of the kremlin (the boy was paid 5 rubles for the week and then was shipped back to serbia)
here he is on a smoke break while working at russia's favorite fascist/totalitarian hamburger stand the stal-in-out burger ... wow, that was so corny it'd even make actor blush
just don't forget he used to be KGB
no, seriously don't mess with him ... on a side note, i'm pretty sure he played renard in "the world is not enough"
however, it wouldn't be the last time he trodded the boards in the entertainment world ... in the early 90's he teamed up with a buddhist monk and attempted a shabba ranks/maxi priest kinda thing ... the unlikely duo weren't recieved well, and their only full-length "He's the Monk, I'm the Totalitarian-Free Press Hatin'-Despot" failed to break the Top-10 charts even in Russia ... and iTunes downloads of the single "Y U Hatin'?" were brisk, at best
seriously now how many times i gotta say it ... !?
he has a real sweet model rocket, BUT YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH IT! ... no, seriously volodya, my uncle gave it to me, and it's like, really really expensive ... NO, STOP TOUCHING IT ... COMON GUYS, IM SERIOUS ...... FINE, SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M TAKING MY ROCKET AND GOING HOME!!!
he likes goats
i mean, he really likes goats
but don't worry he also likes little boys too
here he is playing the classic russian game, pull the giant turkey leg from the rocketship before it takes off! ... the gentleman on the left is refereeing the match ...
must be one of the jokes only fascist-loving, free-speech-hatin', own-citizen-spyin', civil-rights-removin', douche-bag-appointin', election-stealin', "presidents" get ...
uhhhhh ....................... so many questions now ...
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment