REGGAE BLOOD BATH TONITE!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

TONITE! 10^pm @ MORSELAND
(1218 w morse, rogers park, chicago)

THE DRASTICS + VERTIKAL

FIRST ANNUAL "TREAT YER TRICK" GALA
and
WATERMELON JACK-O-LANTERN CARVING

FEATURING

OL' ROBOT HEAD
TENOR SAX, FLUTE, DUB

RON BURGANDY OR SOMETHING
TROMBONE, MELODICA

THE HONORABLE JUSTICE ...
GUITAR

MOON GRIFFIN THE CLOWN
GUITAR

OL' MARCHING BAND HEAD
KEYBOARD

LIKE THE COOKIE CRISP BURGLAR, BUT HE STEALS MONEY
BASS

THE BOY ON THE BACK OF THE MILK CARTON
DRUMS

OL' AFRICA HEAD
VOCALS

ACTS OF PRESTIDIGITATION TO BE PROVIDED ON THE NIGHT OF THE EVENT!

FREE BABY FOOD JARS STUFFED WITH SOCKS TO THE FIRST 3 PATRONS

ALL LATE ENTERING TICKET HOLDERS WILL BE STUFFED IN WATERMELON JACK-O-LANTERNS WHICH WILL THEN BE
DEVOURED BY MOON GRIFFIN THE CLOWN!!!!!!

And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell