Monkeys in the News

I love me a good monkey story.

Roaming, thieving monkeys sought in roundup

So I read that article and tried to leave a comment on it on cnn's page. I don't think they'll let me post it. But if you see a comment by McDangle from Murfreesboro, then you'll know the Scarlet Pimpernel has struck again! Because I don't think they'll post it, I'll just post it here:

"'The city is filled with tales of people having to beat off a crazed monkey with a broom on their porch.' Last time I was beating a monkey off on my porch, the neighbors threatened to call the cops."

Yeah, I'm clever with the masturbation puns.