Parent-Hood

They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim,'"

On a related note, there's a fine new company out: Hip Kid Clothing featuring fashions by Pimpfants! That's right, urban clothing for your baby. Cause really, what 6 month old is complete without its (his? her?) velour track suit or Lil Beaters T-Shirt proclaiming his mom is a M.I.L.F. (Do you think they know what MILF means? Do you really want your baby wearing a shirt that says he'd like to fuck his own mom?)

All he wants is candy