its all really rather simple ...

first you must be a male-humanoid living on an earth-like planet, then you must die as a baptized soul (or be baptized after death), after death you travel to kolob where you meet your new spirit wives, who all look identical and perfect (you as well look perfect, and since everyone is perfect, i presume implies identical) ... then you and yer wives get yer own planet that you are now a demi-god of ... of course this is all forfeited if you go to hell ...

and this is all jurisdicted by the heavenly father, who lives near kolob (along with jehova-jesus and holy ghost [i thought they were in wu-tang ...] ) who is in fact humanoid, in the flesh, but his veins are filled with a powder that is propelled by air, all through an otherwise normal (read: human) system ... he however does NOT (as depicted below) live on kolob, kolob is just the nearest planet to his kingdom ...



sing a little song onto kolob ... sing it out loud and clear

shes a little bit country, and hes a little bit space alien

i didnt read this, jus thought the title was funny

i think we make fun of mormons too much, so check these people out, theyre jus as good ...

this is fun [warning: after the fun will come anger, disenchantment, rampant alcoholism (in that order) ]

this is garth the appaloosa