Mormons

Sorry no links today kids, but I got some stuff on the Mormons.

Things I learned about Mormons from living with one for 9 months:

1) Mormons don't like booze
2) Selling drugs will get you kicked out of BYU
2) Mormons do check up on eachother
3) The Mormon checkers do dress like middle management, short sleeves white dress shirts with black ties
4) The Mormon checkers especially don't like it when the Mormon they're checking up on comes stumbling out of his room yelling with a half drunk bottle of Jack in hand. Oh yeah, his dad got kicked out of BYU for selling drugs
5) Their feet smell real bad (this might have been because my roommate was a hippy, not solely because of his Mormonist tendencies)