long story short, on our day to san francisco (last show) from LA i drank easily about 2 gallons of liquid ... coffee, water, gatorade, whatever, consistantly, all day long ... however, i heard no call from nature allday long ... until that is, of course, we paid our toll for the bay bridge where we were promptly to sit in deadlock traffic for over a mile ... all of a sudden, the bowels started churnin, and literally went from 0 to "piss like a race horse" in about 45 seconds ... seriously, i have never ever ever experienced anything like that before, it felt like my insides were about to rip open ... not pleasent at all ... luckily half way over to san fran theres an island ... or two islands ... i think one is actually called treasure island, and the other one is yucca matte island ... or somethin ... well, as soon as that baby was in sight tom was gracious enough to pull over while i ran up the side of this little hill to relieve what was one of the most glorious urinations in all the history of creatures that micturate ... all the while bridge traffic kept flowin by ... since this was a drainin of epic proportions, i was up there for a while, and so about half way through started to recieve honks of approval (or disapproval?) from passerbys ... pretty sweet ...
anyway, heres a picture that bijan made up ... the use of yellow for the line was a nice touch ... nice work bijan
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