What? You want another one?

Ok, this isn't really a joke, but it's still funny:

So last night, Bush told us to call some numbers to help out Katrina victims. 877 XXX-XXXX. I don't remember, I think it spells out 877 Loved Ones, but that's too many numbers. Something like that. Anyway, the important thing is that you don't call (877) KAT-RINA. Why? It's a phone sex line. Best thing is, it's based in Louisiana and she refuses to help out with the hurricane. Funny stuff. Well, maybe not as funny as the Roe versus Wade joke.

Guess which one is mine!
Guess which one is mine! NSFW