Blunt

So did I specify that the Miracle Spring Water is an infomercial on tv? Yes. I know. I KNOW. Me too.

I couldn't get to sleep, and I was hungry, so I decided to see what the internet could offer. I found this.

Oh, and I'm going to try to give you as much as you can possibly swallow on ninjas, pirates, and, yes, you guessed it, zombies. Or in this case, a combination of two or more.