Jun 17, 2006
first off let me apologize for bein as bad as bogardus about postin the ol blog ... and i dont mean in that "ms. jackson if youre nasty" kinda way ... ah, the ol blog, shes been with us through alot this past year ... the tears, the laughter, the cock punches, and the laughter ... i dont know if anyone even noticed, but the ol girl turned one year old on june 1st having weathered over 600 posts from her cantancerous crew of hefty lecherous scofflaws, and i mean, im no mathematician, but thats a shit load of posts ... and thanks to the tireless efforts of its founder T. Bogardus IV, Esq. we've seen an absolutly brilliant increase from 3 to over 6 readers a day ! (so look for a little something extra in your paycheck this winter around christmas time, wink wink) ...
*ok ... ive written this post about 3 times now and have had blogger or my computer fuck up and then lost the post ... then for a couple of days i couldnt post at all ... this has been incredibly annoying, but truth and justice have prevailed ... and now i stand before you, ready to blog my lil heart out ...
ok, well now for the bulk of this article ... i wanted to make a best-of post for the bluntest, but 1. theres alot of good stuff, and 2. many of our older posts have broken links on em now cause websites dont archive their shit ... so maybe ill do a 3-part series best-of, or maybe ill jus leave it as this, a best-of the early days ... i dunno ... whatever ...
our first post ... off to a slow start
forgot all bout this
bogardus v driznastic
the pimpernel wants a new holiday
driznastic has the answer
SO SAID driznastic at 2:05 PM