broads ...

yeah, i know thats a loaded word, most folks will only think of it in a negative connotation ... but i've met alot of broads i've really liked ... theyre usually drunk, smoking a cigarette and talkin as much shit as the rest of us ... thats what makes em broads ... i dunno why its considered such a diss ... even real classy dames can be broads sometimes, its the equivalent of callin a guy a dickhead, or prick but with just a touch of class ... you dont hear many girls gettin called "dickhead", or if you do, yer hangin wit some people i'd like to meet ...

anyway, so the drastics played in madison last nite ... good times, except for me havin to strongarm for more money at the end of the nite ... seriously people, literally ANYONE reading this post right now ... YOU, yes YOU can be an awesome promoter/booker for a club ... here's what you do, its seriously takes 3 simple steps ...

1. if you promise a band a certain deal, don't back out on it, or misinform yer staff to the arrangement previously made
   
2. only book bands that COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER on one nite, so no bluegrass/metal shows, and no reggae/whiny-prog-emo-rock shows either
   
3. make sure the band is comfortable

see? isn't that easy ? fer trill people, thats ALL IT TAKES ... and yet so many fail so miserably at this task ...

anyway, our guitarist and trumpet player split out the club wit a couple of madison broads, im pretty sure these are them ... nice work fellas!

wonder broad

serious (future-president) broads

boring-ass broads

brawlin' broads

and here's some info on the bizarre mcdonalds universe of characters ... for instance, did you know that grimace, when first introduced, was "evil grimace" and had 4 arms with which to steal milkshakes ? well, now you do ...