You Just Can't Make This Up

It's ok because it's an historical cultural term . . . dood ought to start popping some pills again. I know a Brazilian guy who could hook him up real sweet . . . . And the BBC says: "Mr Obama was last week given secret service protection after threats appeared on white supremacist websites." How come we couldn't get that from US news? All we got was a "They won't say why he has secret service protection other than he was threatened."