3 takes on 1 event

for those that missed em ... i posted 3 announcements for tonite's drastics show over the past 3 days ... here they are "re-printed" from wednesday to friday

COME ONE COME ALL!
FRIDAY, JUNE 22nd!

48th ANNUAL RODEO-CLOWN SEMINAR, BAKE SALE and REGGAE SHOW!

featuring

tom riley : tenor sax, flute, dubs, lunges, heart palpitations

gerald bailey : trumpet, flugelhorn, melodica, general disinterest, hot sex on platters

brian citro : guitar, blood-scarves, porcupine hunts

elliot ross : guitar, middle-english pronunciations, save-the-porcupine rallys

otto roeser : organ, clavinet, 12-bit dithering, finger-snappin'

chris merrill : bass, protaganistic qualities, stump-foot

anthony abbinanti : drums, callin yer mom's house in the middle of the nite, butter scone recipes

fada dougou : vocals, miami-vice fan clubs, foofaraw

FREE FACE PAINT and FERRET BITES FOR ALL CHILDREN UNDER 12! (BYOF)

***ENTER OUR RAFFLE TO WIN A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF DEEP-FRIED-COKE-BALLS!!!

FUN FOR KIDS FROM 9 to 99!!!!

PSYCH! YOU GOTTA BE OVER 21 KID!!!

BITE TA EAT!!!!!

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YOU, YES YOU!
THIS FRIDAY, JUNE 22nd!

63rd BI-ANNUAL VINCENT PRICE APPRECIATION CLUB MEETING and REGGAE SHOW!

featuring

tom riley : tenor sax, flute, dubs, birthday-turnin', job-shovin'

gerald bailey : trumpet, flugelhorn, melodica, jokes about the gonad, civil-war era teeth straightenin'

brian citro : guitar, full-windsor tie knots, hop-scotch refereeing

elliot ross : guitar, 'sonny' crockett impersonations, pastel colored pie charts

otto roeser : organ, clavinet, incantations to ancient aliens, pogo stickin'

chris merrill : bass, tortoise with chipmunk jockey racin', chaw

anthony abbinanti : drums, ridiculous conversations (in his head), crop dustin'

fada dougou : vocals, 'rico' tubbs impersonations, rag-top low-ridin'

zulu : vocals, ruff-neck bidness, puppy petting

*FREE PIN-WHEEL BLOWING COMPETITION!

**DUNK THE CLOWN TANKS WILL BE PROVIDED!! (BYOC)

***ENTER OUR RAFFLE TO WIN A RABID VOLE!!!

FUN FOR KIDS FROM 8 to 88!!!!

JUS PLAYIN! YOU GOTTA BE OVER 21 KID!!!

SIP TA DRINK!!!!!

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the brauer house
57 w hillside ave, hillside IL

TONITE
FRIDAY, JUNE 22nd!

74th TRI-CENTENNIAL EROTIC LITHOGRAPHERS CONVENTION and
REGGAE SHOW!!!

featuring

tom riley : tenor sax, flute, dubs, obeisance in the form of faberge eggs, cudgel wielding

gerald bailey : trumpet, flugelhorn, melodica, peripatetic tendencies formed through a childhood spent in a traveling sideshow eating glass, potato sacks

brian citro : guitar, sang-froid dispositions even in james bond-esque situations, attempts to put hands in potato sacks

elliot ross : guitar, alcohol based energy drinks marketed to 40-something school marms, keepin hands out of potato sacks

otto roeser : organ, clavinet, busker-heisting, blended kool-aid recipes

chris merrill : bass, mollification through distribution of ruby encrusted pesos, diaper changin'

anthony abbinanti : drums, sesquipedalian style in myspace bulletins, goin up-side tha head

fada dougou : vocals, bumptious declarations made at funerals, pop-n-fresh muffins

zulu : vocals, not no par-kay, not no margarine, strikly butter baby

*FREE PIN-ROLL THROWING COMPETITION! (BYOPR)

**SPRINKLE TOPPING WILL BE PROVIDED ON THE NIGHT OF THE EVENT!!

***ENTER OUR RAFFLE TO WIN A LIFE SIZE CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF A UKRAINIAN COSSACK!!!

FUN FOR KIDS FROM 7 to 77!!!!

ENH, WRONG! YOU GOTTA BE OVER 21 KID!!!

BITE TA EAT, SIP TA DRINK, STAIN THE SHEETS!!!!!