bangin like an 808

tried to have a theme for today but failed miserably ... so here's a non-sequiter post ...

so ever since bogardus signed back up with the bluntest, i've seen an increase in comments by about ... somewhere in the range of say, ooooohh, 3000% (including, presumably, matt from x-e, unless its some kind of impostor matt) ... whattup wit that bogardus ? do you claim responsibility ? i mean, you've personally claimed your "internet stardom" to me many nites after 6-8 beers, but i always took it with a grain of salt ... for some reason ... you like how i used italics to emphasize my snarky sarcasm ... emote that, bitch!

themostfamouspeopleontheinternet ... there they are ... look at em go ... looks kinda like a scientology-ish scheme here where you gotta pay ? i dont get it ... just as long as xenu doesnt take #1, ill be happy

cheese ... on tour ... cheese on tour!

emma abbott ... peoria's most famous singer?

myspace haters ... im not callin em out for it (as we all i know i hate myspace yet submit to its whim), but i do have to say ... if yer gonna make a website trying to display how depraved myspace is, and how the site can be linked to kids disappearing/being murdered; dont use the "nightmare before christmas-esque" happy skull face ... come-on people

i just pray this isn't the nobel prize's official archive