Don't Fuck with the Judge

Moral of the story: Even if you shouldn't be in jail, being a dick will keep you there.

And, seriously, is it that hard to nominate at least one person who isn't a duchebag? Then again, isn't it about time we got a surgeon general who thinks you can't get VD from vaginal intercourse?

Which led me to this. Cause bein' gay is like the Jews being held as slaves by the Egyptians. Just think of how fabulous those pyramids could have been.