Mar 8, 2008

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

"Among the techniques the field manual prohibits are . . . stripping them naked, forcing them to perform or mimic sexual acts." Cause if you can't rape a prisoner, then the terrorists have already won.

They want you as a new recruit


And for some reason, there's a whole bunch of French movies on youtube that use In the Navy as the background music. I don't get it.



Unrelatedly, CBS 2 makes a jizzm joke. And by the way CBS, smurfs are blue. What assholes.

UPDATE: For Actor

4 comments:

actor said...

i think you're stretching with the jizz reference --- typical Pimpernel

driznastic said...

yeah, i dont get it either, whaaaaa ?

actor said...

Yes - i know there is a drink called smurf cum -- Good ol' the village inn in our hometown has them on special once a week in fact if you're looking to get your fill

however, there still is no jizz reference on that page - if someone didn't the drink name they would never guess "oh, must be talking about smurf cum!"

YOU LOVE JIZZ!!

BRAHAHAHSDHDHAHSDKJD!!

The Scarlet Pimpernel said...

Clearly the subtlety of the English language is lost on you.