THIS FRIDAY!!!

THIS FRIDAY MARCH 14 MORSELAND 1218 W MORSE AVE / ROGERS PARK / CHICAGO THE DRASTICS JSAN + THE ANALOGUE SONS 10PM / 21+ / $5 ATTENTION! The Drastics will be holding their 8th Annual "FEATS OF STRENGTH AND MANLY-NESS COMPETITION" on the eve of this historic performance! Sign up now as spots are filling up fast! Here's two competitors from last years event competing in the "Ho-Down-Knock-Down Winner-Takes-All" Go get 'em boys! But remember, KEEP IT CLEAN! You've never "Foot Boxed" until you've gone head-to-head with our resident "Foot Boxing" Champion ... El PAIS PIE! ... Sure to make even a grown man cry El PAIS PIE! is a size 18EE OF PURE PAIN!!!!!! HE'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!!!!! LIFE WITHOUT SKIN IN A LEMON FACTORY WILL SEEM LIKE A CAKEWALK AFTER YOU GO HEAD-TO-HEAD WITH EL PAIS PIE! ... And remember, kids compete for free! thedrastics.com myspace.com/drasticdub