beeotch, you got knocked the fugggg up

or

lets meet our fellow blogger (brand) bloggers ...

well, the first thing i really noticed is something that anyone in america working at an office with a knocked up broad can sympathize with ... why do so many pregnant ladies think the world cares about their pregnancy ? i'm not discouraging you keeping a journal or record as it is a pretty important event in yer life, even posting a few photos, but they do still sell paper and pens, and textpad/ms word still works really well for documenting information ... i swear, outta every 10 blogs you check, 4 will be from a spanish speaking country and 2 from some white american pregnant woman ...

before i continue, i should probably explain where i'm collecting this information from ... see that little button on the top that says "next blog>>" ... click it, and you will be magically teleported to another pointless blog with people spouting all sorts of garbage ... the only difference is that we here at the bluntest have no delusions of grandeur, offer a chance for open-minded dialogue, and are "smart" haters ...

the remaining 4 will be spam blogs or total conservative reactionaries spouting some of the worst, vile anti-middle east rhetoric ive read in a while ... and the best part is they do it under the guise of an ideology war, not skin color or culture ... yeah, right ... believe me theyre out there, i debated posting a few, but really really dont want to bring more limelight to these misguided hateful assholes ...

however, some quips i will "reprint" ...

"I shall solemnly attest to the fact that the overwhelming majority of Muslims in my neighbourhood have severe kleptoparasitic tendencies, serious substance abuse problems... and, of course - lie compulsively)"

"Put in plain and simple English - most Muslims I know are pests."

well, i actually severely doubt this guy knows anyone outside of the talking heads on fox news and whatever porn site he was last downloading from ... i cringe at the thought of putting more of these quotes up, so in lieu ill describe some of the other sites ... amongst the others i found were a page that featured a huge "article" on how humans ARE NOT the cause of global warming (this followed immediatly with a story about an ex-KISS guitar player dieing), a blog who's mission statement has as the first sentence "Challenging the statement of 'Islam is peaceful' and describing the lifestyle and deeds of Mohammed.", and a crazy christian dude bitchin about how some other crazy christian dudes have a logo that bares a 5% similiarity to the eye of horus which was used by the egyptians and was the FALSE GOD THAT YHWH SENT THE PLAGUE AGAINST, and so theyre pretty much evil ... mmhm

i think this is trippin me out so bad because i (naturally) only surround myself with open-minded people that don't hate and fear monger, so when you are confronted and stared in the face with this unbelievably hypocritical rhetoric, it almost catches you off guard ... all those late nites sittin around drinkin and talkin/complainin about people like this, they somehow become more myth than reality... i mean, people dont really think like this, right ? ... and then quite suddenly you realize that they really do exist, they really think like that and their reach is huge thanks to the internet ... and all that sittin around drinkin/complainin aint helpin the situation one bit ...

anyway

bunnies, doin it

this is pretty incredible

i'm tryin to get the pimpernel to specialize in this

now THATS a broad

i dunno how i completely slept on this ... some real funny stuff ... my favorites (i only spent about 15 on the site) a rottweiler vs a rottweilers weight in chihuahuas and macgyver vs a-team

i seeeeeeeeeeee you!