CNN News Nuggets

Jungle Fever

Dead hookers

Dead ducks

Hawaii for Hawaiians

'Very excitable virgins' dominate town (That's the real headline, for realsy)

Cafferty: How can the GOP attract young voters? (Ask Congressman Foley, though what do you expect from the party who had Jack A. Boehner as their House Majority Leader)

Not even LSD can make this pig fly

And speaking of LSD

I am the Walrus (who wants to dose Nixon)