Stoopidest Injury Ever

Ok, this is a semi-sports story so I'll break it down for all you non-sports fans out there. So two brothers are quarterbacks in the NFL (the guys who throw the ball) and they go back home and chop some wood. Here's the good part: "Back home in Texas, McCown said he was holding the firewood and his brother, a backup quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, cut his finger instead of the wood."

Why in the hell are you holding the wood your brother is chopping? It's wood, it's not going to run away from you. The Mofo might lose his job over this. Stoopid.