Ohhh, there's a parasite that makes men dumb and women slutty.......
and how do I get this parasite??? Uh, I wanted to be more attractive, but on second thought, no thanks.
Dec 28, 2006
Dec 22, 2006
its like ... ya know ... christmas ... or somethin ...
so you get more crap !
swedish/finnish (?) supergroup mervi vesala ... kind of a predecessor to that "you touch my tra-la-la" tune that came out about a year ago ... except the hair and dancing is oh so much better ... and it doesnt have that creepy guy tonguing the camera ... (link courtesy j to the o to the shhhhhhhhh)
jesus loves you more then you will ever know ... and he wants you to reciprocate ... by grabbin yer junk and thinkin bout Him poundin you like a cheap whore ...
here's a better blog then ours ... but hey ... at least its ours, right !? guys !?? ... hmm ... i think i should put out an APB for bogardus ...
swedish/finnish (?) supergroup mervi vesala ... kind of a predecessor to that "you touch my tra-la-la" tune that came out about a year ago ... except the hair and dancing is oh so much better ... and it doesnt have that creepy guy tonguing the camera ... (link courtesy j to the o to the shhhhhhhhh)
jesus loves you more then you will ever know ... and he wants you to reciprocate ... by grabbin yer junk and thinkin bout Him poundin you like a cheap whore ...
here's a better blog then ours ... but hey ... at least its ours, right !? guys !?? ... hmm ... i think i should put out an APB for bogardus ...
Dec 21, 2006
oh come, all ye nerdy ...
so fox news is all in an uproar about the "war on christmas" being waged by liberals, jews, and nancy pelosi ... but what i dont understand is what all these swill-eatin pundits are really worried about ... lets face it, the "war on christmas" is/will be waged in the media world (which is the real world to most people sadly), and last i checked all yer badass characters are pullin for the baby jesus, born of the virgin santa ... at least i think thats how it goes ... eight years of ccd for nothin ... anyway, to give you an example, ive compiled this list ... there's yoda, optimus prime (though there are contradictions to this claim), cobra commander (but not the joes apparently), the mario bros (even bowser!?), he man (and she ra), tmnt, uh, the christmas creature, fat albert, the california raisins, garbage pail kid yul tied aka murray christmas, the uncanny x-men, the dc superheros (batman aint no jew), the muppets (though i suppose ms piggy COULD be holdin a copy of the quran there...), rainbow brite, my little pony, care bears
and if all THAT fails we still have this badass santa to save the day ...
and, allah forbid, that fails, we've been growing THIS truly disturbing santa in the labs ... its a mix of all yer basic evil creatures, with just an extra pinch of snow leopard ....
and besides all the bullshit 80s-pop-culture references ... our good friends bill o'reilly and that skinny blonde bitch forget that the true roots of christmas "culture" did include .... DAS KRAMPUS ... thats right, that loveable spawn of satan that was st nicholas's personal "go-to-demon" when the kids were behaving badly ... legend (born in the mountains of austria/germany) had it that st nick wouldnt pull the ol coal-in-the-shoes routine if you were bad, but instead dispatch DAS KRAMPUS on yer ass ... the krampus would then pull you either into hell or southern spain (swear, im not making this up) and beat you mercilessly with a switch ... my knowledge of this comes from a book i picked up at the MCA chicago a while back ... the book is basically a huge collection of late 19th century christmas cards from germany/austria featuring das krampus in a series of different scenes, all drawn by different artists, mostly austrian, but some german, and even some polish ... the cards feature the krampus beatin kids, stealing kids, making kids cry, and (again, i swear) as st nicks chauffeur in a very early turn of the century automobile ... of course, most of these cards have the perticular illustrations emblazed on the front with festive "merry christmas" wishes in script font above it ... ahhh ... ze germans ... and actually, from my observation, it seems that our western idea of what the devil looks like comes from these early illustrations of the krampus ... goat legs, hooved feet, goatee, lil horns and holding a switch or (sometimes) a pitchfork ... there ya go ... there's also a tradition in some of the rural areas of austria thats still practiced where people dress up like krampuses ... ? ... krampusi? ... krampussees ? ... well, a bunch of people dressed up like the dude, and chase kids down the main street and make em cry, THEN a bunch of guys dressed up like st nick come and give em candy n shit ... wheee !
here's some people way too into this shit ...
case in point ... WHY WOULD YOU FUCK WITH THIS SANTA!
i only have ONE question for the terrorists ... WHY DO YOU HATE OURFREEDOM CHRISTMAS?!?!
and if all THAT fails we still have this badass santa to save the day ...
and, allah forbid, that fails, we've been growing THIS truly disturbing santa in the labs ... its a mix of all yer basic evil creatures, with just an extra pinch of snow leopard ....
and besides all the bullshit 80s-pop-culture references ... our good friends bill o'reilly and that skinny blonde bitch forget that the true roots of christmas "culture" did include .... DAS KRAMPUS ... thats right, that loveable spawn of satan that was st nicholas's personal "go-to-demon" when the kids were behaving badly ... legend (born in the mountains of austria/germany) had it that st nick wouldnt pull the ol coal-in-the-shoes routine if you were bad, but instead dispatch DAS KRAMPUS on yer ass ... the krampus would then pull you either into hell or southern spain (swear, im not making this up) and beat you mercilessly with a switch ... my knowledge of this comes from a book i picked up at the MCA chicago a while back ... the book is basically a huge collection of late 19th century christmas cards from germany/austria featuring das krampus in a series of different scenes, all drawn by different artists, mostly austrian, but some german, and even some polish ... the cards feature the krampus beatin kids, stealing kids, making kids cry, and (again, i swear) as st nicks chauffeur in a very early turn of the century automobile ... of course, most of these cards have the perticular illustrations emblazed on the front with festive "merry christmas" wishes in script font above it ... ahhh ... ze germans ... and actually, from my observation, it seems that our western idea of what the devil looks like comes from these early illustrations of the krampus ... goat legs, hooved feet, goatee, lil horns and holding a switch or (sometimes) a pitchfork ... there ya go ... there's also a tradition in some of the rural areas of austria thats still practiced where people dress up like krampuses ... ? ... krampusi? ... krampussees ? ... well, a bunch of people dressed up like the dude, and chase kids down the main street and make em cry, THEN a bunch of guys dressed up like st nick come and give em candy n shit ... wheee !
here's some people way too into this shit ...
case in point ... WHY WOULD YOU FUCK WITH THIS SANTA!
i only have ONE question for the terrorists ... WHY DO YOU HATE OUR
Dec 20, 2006
no love ?
... chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp ...
thats the sound of crickets singing on this ghost of a blog ... hmm ... ghost of a blog is my new emo band ... anyway, this post is about all things unpleaseant, ugly or morbid ...
enjoy!
speakin of ghost towns, this is truly haunting ... and though the commentary takes on a borat-like cuteness ... (from the site) "Zoologists also brought two American Bisons, but idea to breed them didn't work out and bison male run away. I don't know, if he run from radiation or from his bride, but last time bison has been seen in Belorusia, he heading west and may be he just decided to return to America." ... it is some seriously sad shit ...
this is truly gross ... blood scarf and meat pillow !
dead swallows
get em up
joseph merrick
also !
TONITE!
Wed Night @ Piece
1927 W North Ave 10pm
63rd Annual Beet Canning Festival with
The Drastics!! w/ Fada Dougou
special guests.....
CLOWN BITCH DUB SCOUTS!!!!! (CBDS)
FREE GARLIC LOVERS TOOTHPASTE!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To Whom it may concern.......
the last mothafuckas who missed the fuckin dub show ended up face down in a fuckin box factory with some asshole named Maurice pourin Kero Syrup all over their fuckin heads!!!!! i won't tell you what happened after that....so just get the fuck to the fuckin dub show already!!!!!
PS-if these fuckin posts offend you with the way I talk in my fuckin posts then don't fuckin read em already!!!!!
thats the sound of crickets singing on this ghost of a blog ... hmm ... ghost of a blog is my new emo band ... anyway, this post is about all things unpleaseant, ugly or morbid ...
enjoy!
speakin of ghost towns, this is truly haunting ... and though the commentary takes on a borat-like cuteness ... (from the site) "Zoologists also brought two American Bisons, but idea to breed them didn't work out and bison male run away. I don't know, if he run from radiation or from his bride, but last time bison has been seen in Belorusia, he heading west and may be he just decided to return to America." ... it is some seriously sad shit ...
this is truly gross ... blood scarf and meat pillow !
dead swallows
get em up
joseph merrick
also !
TONITE!
Wed Night @ Piece
1927 W North Ave 10pm
63rd Annual Beet Canning Festival with
The Drastics!! w/ Fada Dougou
special guests.....
CLOWN BITCH DUB SCOUTS!!!!! (CBDS)
FREE GARLIC LOVERS TOOTHPASTE!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To Whom it may concern.......
the last mothafuckas who missed the fuckin dub show ended up face down in a fuckin box factory with some asshole named Maurice pourin Kero Syrup all over their fuckin heads!!!!! i won't tell you what happened after that....so just get the fuck to the fuckin dub show already!!!!!
PS-if these fuckin posts offend you with the way I talk in my fuckin posts then don't fuckin read em already!!!!!
Dec 14, 2006
spread love ?
i know theyre jus tryin to spread the love ... but still somethin intrinsically creepy about this ...
wikipedia ... spreadin the love
have a remix of this thats alot harder ... nice chorus though ...
like if the designers of my litte pony designed the atari logo
i love everything about ubiquity records ... design-wise ...
more the same
aight im bored
wikipedia ... spreadin the love
have a remix of this thats alot harder ... nice chorus though ...
like if the designers of my litte pony designed the atari logo
i love everything about ubiquity records ... design-wise ...
more the same
aight im bored
Dec 13, 2006
Taking a Break
I've been gone for awhile, doing my thing, but I'm back now.
Homeless
I wrote a previous post about a cnn article on a poll that says america still has a problem with racism. I lost that post, but it pretty much said: 1) big surprise you might get an advantage finding a job in Chicago with an Irish last name, 2) a large majority of white people are racist, and 3) completely ignores all other races other than whites and blacks. Not that saying racism isn't still a problem, but it's not really news. And I dunno about their "stealth racism" idea.
Orphans
Homeless Orphans
Mudman
Does anyone remember this movie? Part one.
Or this?
Scarlet Pimernel
Stuck in a Rut
That is all.
Homeless
I wrote a previous post about a cnn article on a poll that says america still has a problem with racism. I lost that post, but it pretty much said: 1) big surprise you might get an advantage finding a job in Chicago with an Irish last name, 2) a large majority of white people are racist, and 3) completely ignores all other races other than whites and blacks. Not that saying racism isn't still a problem, but it's not really news. And I dunno about their "stealth racism" idea.
Orphans
Homeless Orphans
Mudman
Does anyone remember this movie? Part one.
Or this?
Scarlet Pimernel
Stuck in a Rut
That is all.
Dec 7, 2006
be thankful for what you got ...
cause i got a diamond in the back ...
sun roof top ...
digin the scene wit a gangsta lean ... oooohoooh ...
yeah, so i been busy, and i mean really busy ... this job and the drastics keep me goin like i just cant stop till i get enough ... currently been workin on recordin (or re-recording to be more specific) these soul tunes by a man named Ralph "Soul" Jackson ... he was suppose to come up last nite to record the tunes, but i guess his house caught on fire and then he left his ID at home (his flight left out of Atlanta, GA) ... he hails from and lives in a quaint little town called Phenix City, Alabama, which is pretty notorious, and at one time was dubbed "the wickedest city in the United States" ... rumor on the interwebs (or more accuratly from my friends) is that the police dragged the rivers every monday in Phenix City by city ordinance ... cause it was that likely there were some dead bodies floatin in there ... ahh ... alabama is for lovers ... and dead drug dealers ... i guess ...
i also redesigned the drastics site
dont sniff compressed air
video of alton ellis backed by french group ASPO ... pretty decent ... dude sounds good for 60 or however old he is ...
some crazy stuff in here ...
NEERRRRRRRRRRDSS!!!! (courtesy of the pimpernel)
are you tired of those scientologists always cuttin on xenu !? do you think his plan for mass planet-wide genocide by intoxicating people and sending them in boeing brand 747s to earth to be stacked in volcanos and blown up with hydrogen bombs wasn't so bad !!?? well, get on board!
oh, and theyre gonna put up one of those awful tasting blue raspberry candy canes in downtown chicago ...
this is really really questionable ... they requested to be the drastics myspace friend which is the only way i came across it ... they claim the tapes are educational ... i dont get it ... why would i buy a tape of crackheads when i see at least 6 on my way to work most days ... i mean, if they were givin any of the money to these guys i might consider it, but then again theyd probably jus go buy more crack ...
i cant ... even ... try ... one of the funniest things ive seen in a while ... and for reference thats the guy
and, chicago=hotdogs
sun roof top ...
digin the scene wit a gangsta lean ... oooohoooh ...
yeah, so i been busy, and i mean really busy ... this job and the drastics keep me goin like i just cant stop till i get enough ... currently been workin on recordin (or re-recording to be more specific) these soul tunes by a man named Ralph "Soul" Jackson ... he was suppose to come up last nite to record the tunes, but i guess his house caught on fire and then he left his ID at home (his flight left out of Atlanta, GA) ... he hails from and lives in a quaint little town called Phenix City, Alabama, which is pretty notorious, and at one time was dubbed "the wickedest city in the United States" ... rumor on the interwebs (or more accuratly from my friends) is that the police dragged the rivers every monday in Phenix City by city ordinance ... cause it was that likely there were some dead bodies floatin in there ... ahh ... alabama is for lovers ... and dead drug dealers ... i guess ...
i also redesigned the drastics site
dont sniff compressed air
video of alton ellis backed by french group ASPO ... pretty decent ... dude sounds good for 60 or however old he is ...
some crazy stuff in here ...
NEERRRRRRRRRRDSS!!!! (courtesy of the pimpernel)
are you tired of those scientologists always cuttin on xenu !? do you think his plan for mass planet-wide genocide by intoxicating people and sending them in boeing brand 747s to earth to be stacked in volcanos and blown up with hydrogen bombs wasn't so bad !!?? well, get on board!
oh, and theyre gonna put up one of those awful tasting blue raspberry candy canes in downtown chicago ...
this is really really questionable ... they requested to be the drastics myspace friend which is the only way i came across it ... they claim the tapes are educational ... i dont get it ... why would i buy a tape of crackheads when i see at least 6 on my way to work most days ... i mean, if they were givin any of the money to these guys i might consider it, but then again theyd probably jus go buy more crack ...
i cant ... even ... try ... one of the funniest things ive seen in a while ... and for reference thats the guy
and, chicago=hotdogs
Dec 6, 2006
Political Rant
I try to keep ideology out of my political rants on the Bluntest. I knock a lot of politicians, but corruption, stupidity, and a reckless disregard for human life goes beyond ideology. That being said: "Read this"
Ok, everyone read the article? Good. I've tried to think of appropriate songs to go with two of these quotes and I think it sheds some light on the ramifications of these differing opinions:
"The bottom line is that a family is made up of love and commitment." - All You Need is Love
"Love can't replace a mother and a father." - What's Love Got to Do With It?
The second is synonomous with domestic violence. The first, though quirky, was stable enough to stay in bed together for great lengths of time while still getting along. Most couples would probably kill each other. Which environment do you think a child would most likely develop best?
Ok, everyone read the article? Good. I've tried to think of appropriate songs to go with two of these quotes and I think it sheds some light on the ramifications of these differing opinions:
"The bottom line is that a family is made up of love and commitment." - All You Need is Love
"Love can't replace a mother and a father." - What's Love Got to Do With It?
The second is synonomous with domestic violence. The first, though quirky, was stable enough to stay in bed together for great lengths of time while still getting along. Most couples would probably kill each other. Which environment do you think a child would most likely develop best?
Dec 5, 2006
THEY'RE WATCHING US
Sometimes I think to myself: Teaching is rough, maybe I should have stayed a chemist..... on second thought, ick. But interesting, no?
Mom, relax, it's just a bag of weed.
Mom, relax, it's just a bag of weed.
Dec 4, 2006
Dec 3, 2006
This might be cute . . .
if, ya know, women weren't stoned to death about it previously. But you want to say, "awww, he felt shy!". The third picture is kind of funny, considering its on cnn.
Dec 1, 2006
Coolest Grandma Ever
Bingo's a gateway drug
This ought to waste some time while you're at work
Apparently this is the hip new game from Japan. Like most things from Japan, I don't get it.
Some news
Ha, check out the guys download history
And He will use bananas to smite the unfaithful. Yeah, thats Mike Seaver on the right. I saw part of this on TV the other night. Starts with them saying that all sex is bad, homo or hetero. They then go on to talk about homosexual love is bad. Of course, as they're reading the two quotes in the Bible that deal with this and expound on all it's short sighted glory, they have fairly graphic (for public television) images of hot man on man love. It really looks like they spent a little too much time doing research at the pride parade. If you want to learn more about this interesting outlook.
This ought to waste some time while you're at work
Apparently this is the hip new game from Japan. Like most things from Japan, I don't get it.
Some news
Ha, check out the guys download history
And He will use bananas to smite the unfaithful. Yeah, thats Mike Seaver on the right. I saw part of this on TV the other night. Starts with them saying that all sex is bad, homo or hetero. They then go on to talk about homosexual love is bad. Of course, as they're reading the two quotes in the Bible that deal with this and expound on all it's short sighted glory, they have fairly graphic (for public television) images of hot man on man love. It really looks like they spent a little too much time doing research at the pride parade. If you want to learn more about this interesting outlook.
Nov 28, 2006
funny thing...
Well to explain, I can't. I can tell you that last year I had to do that shit, and no one paid me for it. I even had to attend a full day seminar in exchange for the truck to come and haul the shit away. While I was cleaning shit out I found mercury vials, which was supposed to have already been cleaned out 2 years prior. BTW, the school gets charged a fine of $2000 every time mercury is found. And I don't have a text book for my Anatomy-Physiology class. It sucks.
Here's something to look at.
Here's something to look at.
Nov 27, 2006
The Lonliest Blogger
The Scarlet Pimpernel will carry the banner of the Bluntest when all others have fallen.
Will O'Reilly call this an attack on Christmas?
We can't afford books for Chicago students, but we got this? Sofie, care to explain?
Cause I love putting posts from other blogs up
Mustache
This is actually kind of sucky
Will O'Reilly call this an attack on Christmas?
We can't afford books for Chicago students, but we got this? Sofie, care to explain?
Cause I love putting posts from other blogs up
Mustache
This is actually kind of sucky
Nov 20, 2006
Nov 14, 2006
O where, o where has my bluntest gone?
I already forgot what this link was to.
This one is kind of cool
Yeah, you get no real descriptions for those past two links. Push the button, try your luck.
And thanks to www.boredatwork.com for the previous links.
Wiggle It, just a little bit? Please?
Class is over. The Man has blocked my fun game websites and shopping sites. The Bastards. Look for lots of new blunt posts, since I have nothing else to do. And no one else is posting. I can already hear you whining Driz about how you're the only one who posts.
This one is kind of cool
Yeah, you get no real descriptions for those past two links. Push the button, try your luck.
And thanks to www.boredatwork.com for the previous links.
Wiggle It, just a little bit? Please?
Class is over. The Man has blocked my fun game websites and shopping sites. The Bastards. Look for lots of new blunt posts, since I have nothing else to do. And no one else is posting. I can already hear you whining Driz about how you're the only one who posts.
Nov 7, 2006
get ya vote on ...
will it be ...
the corrupt one ...
the other corrupt one ...
or the one that doesnt stand a chance ...
GO FORTH! AND INSURE THAT CORRUPTION IN ILLINOIS STATE POLITICS STAYS STRONG!
VOTE EARLY VOTE OFTEN!
the corrupt one ...
the other corrupt one ...
or the one that doesnt stand a chance ...
GO FORTH! AND INSURE THAT CORRUPTION IN ILLINOIS STATE POLITICS STAYS STRONG!
VOTE EARLY VOTE OFTEN!
Nov 2, 2006
art n junk
chicagoan and outsider artist henry darger ... not the best collection of images ive seen, but still good ... and the bio/description of his writing/art at the bottom is pretty good ... and in case youre thinkin of passin over this link, his 19000 page story and several hundred accompanying illustrations is entitled The Story of the Vivian Girls, in What is known as the Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinnian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion ... heres an excerpt ... bill oreilly aint got nothin on that ! ... some mo
and this fellow chicagoan and blogspot brand blogger will paint you a picture for 5 dollars shipping and handling
and this fellow chicagoan and blogspot brand blogger will paint you a picture for 5 dollars shipping and handling
Nov 1, 2006
Oct 31, 2006
Oct 30, 2006
Oct 27, 2006
shits perfect ... mission accomplished ...
cheney is REAL ... he dont give A FUCK!
bush works hard ... seriously though ... heres some early work of his when he was still runnin wit the 43rd street hustlers ...
worst ... person ... EVER
and
ive posted this site before, but now its totally different ... yet still funny
bush works hard ... seriously though ... heres some early work of his when he was still runnin wit the 43rd street hustlers ...
worst ... person ... EVER
and
ive posted this site before, but now its totally different ... yet still funny
Oct 26, 2006
Oct 25, 2006
bitches n pancakes
he communicates through kgb magic !
and seriously, how bad do you wanna take a swing at this guy ... in his face ?
Tippety-Tippety-tin;
Give me a pancake and I'll come in.
Tippety-tippety-toe,
Give me a pancake and then I'll go.
and seriously, how bad do you wanna take a swing at this guy ... in his face ?
Tippety-Tippety-tin;
Give me a pancake and I'll come in.
Tippety-tippety-toe,
Give me a pancake and then I'll go.
Oct 24, 2006
republicans gone wild !!
i swear, im makin a tape and sellin it on late nite television ... im also postin this while a very angry GOPer spouts on NPR ... upon being asked what he thought of the polling projection numbers which favor dems, he literally said to the interviewer, "well, you're entitled to your math, and im entitled to THE math" ... when told that theres only one math, he simply repeated his statement ... good work guy!
anyway, so we got republicans GONE WILD! in ...
wyoming
nevada
pennsylvania
florida ... and iowa by proxy, i guess ...
arizona
texas
illinois ... and new hampshire by proxy, i guess ...
virginia
and a big thanks to wonkette ... from whom if i wasnt stealing links from outright, was at least informin me of how awesome our congress is ! ha-zah!
anyway, so we got republicans GONE WILD! in ...
wyoming
nevada
pennsylvania
florida ... and iowa by proxy, i guess ...
arizona
texas
illinois ... and new hampshire by proxy, i guess ...
virginia
and a big thanks to wonkette ... from whom if i wasnt stealing links from outright, was at least informin me of how awesome our congress is ! ha-zah!
ULTIMATORIUM!
aight gang ... its that time of year again ... i dont know why it even needs to be said ... i was actually gonna write a whole manifesto, spouting this and that, maybe throw in some socialist rhetoric for good measure, but screw it ... we jus gwon say it like this ...
YE SHALL POST OR
YE SHALL BE VANQUISHED FROM THINE BLOG!
simple as that ... tired of yall non-bloggin suckas ... cause ya know, the bluntest carries alot of weight, specially in chicago ... i mean, jus the other day, i got into the champagne room BASED on my contributions to the bluntest, and i cant trust that yall weak ass bloggers who aint be postin wont be doin the same ... so ... there ...
you have 5 days to post ... if you dont, im sendin this guy after you ...
you know who you are ...
and now for some stuff ...
hearing colors again?
takin one for the team?
hard as FUCK!
i dont get this ... did it sneak up on her and die ?
this looks cool
also ... apparently im "the loverboy" ... god, i never felt so emo ...
thas right ... im a gentle, random, love masta! booya!
YE SHALL POST OR
YE SHALL BE VANQUISHED FROM THINE BLOG!
simple as that ... tired of yall non-bloggin suckas ... cause ya know, the bluntest carries alot of weight, specially in chicago ... i mean, jus the other day, i got into the champagne room BASED on my contributions to the bluntest, and i cant trust that yall weak ass bloggers who aint be postin wont be doin the same ... so ... there ...
you have 5 days to post ... if you dont, im sendin this guy after you ...
you know who you are ...
and now for some stuff ...
hearing colors again?
takin one for the team?
hard as FUCK!
i dont get this ... did it sneak up on her and die ?
this looks cool
also ... apparently im "the loverboy" ... god, i never felt so emo ...
thas right ... im a gentle, random, love masta! booya!
Oct 23, 2006
Oct 21, 2006
Oct 19, 2006
!!!HORRIFIC AMOUNTS OF BOOZE, BLOOD, AND BABES!!!!
Halloween at Sofie's!
Come one come all to Sofie's MONSTER MASH! Saturday October 28th in Chicago!
MONSTERS, MEAT CAKES, AND BEARS, OH MY!!
BE GOREY, BE GORGEOUS, BE THERE!!!
THREE LEVELS OF UNIMAGINABLE TERROR!
There will be a Meat Cake, a Kreepy Keg, Witch's Brew, the Haunted Bedroom of Bizarro, a Terrific Tarantula, Gross-looking (but not gross-tasting) food, and much much more!
Games including: Costume Contest, Liver Toss, Pumpkin Bowling, Mummy Wrap, Bobbing for Apples, Punch the Pumpkinata, Pumpkin Carving, and whatever else we can make up!!
Also, BYOP ( Bring-Your-Own-Pumpkin) for carving and/or bowling!
Costumes are preferred but not required. No Jerks please. And as for any party, bring extra booze! No underage drinking please. I don't like going to jail.
Contact me at SofieParty@gmail.com for directions.
Come one come all to Sofie's MONSTER MASH! Saturday October 28th in Chicago!
MONSTERS, MEAT CAKES, AND BEARS, OH MY!!
BE GOREY, BE GORGEOUS, BE THERE!!!
THREE LEVELS OF UNIMAGINABLE TERROR!
There will be a Meat Cake, a Kreepy Keg, Witch's Brew, the Haunted Bedroom of Bizarro, a Terrific Tarantula, Gross-looking (but not gross-tasting) food, and much much more!
Games including: Costume Contest, Liver Toss, Pumpkin Bowling, Mummy Wrap, Bobbing for Apples, Punch the Pumpkinata, Pumpkin Carving, and whatever else we can make up!!
Also, BYOP ( Bring-Your-Own-Pumpkin) for carving and/or bowling!
Costumes are preferred but not required. No Jerks please. And as for any party, bring extra booze! No underage drinking please. I don't like going to jail.
Contact me at SofieParty@gmail.com for directions.
Oct 18, 2006
Oct 17, 2006
aw, jus something
is this old, and im jus outta the loop ?
moustache to victory!
i was cleanin this off my bathroom walls yesterday ... so ... ya know ... incase you were interested
moustache to victory!
i was cleanin this off my bathroom walls yesterday ... so ... ya know ... incase you were interested
Oct 15, 2006
Oct 12, 2006
A Chain of Sitcoms
No links. But this can be verified from Wikipedia and IMDB if you don't believe me. That's where I got the info.
It starts with All in the Family. All in the Family begat The Jeffersons. The Jeffersons, not begat, but, also were in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. The Jeffersons then begat E/R. This is not to be confused with ER. The two shows are very similar. 1) They are both called ER. 2) They are both set in Chicago. 3) They both star George Clooney. 4) They both had Mary McDonnell (Donnie Darko's Mom). Boo-ya.
It starts with All in the Family. All in the Family begat The Jeffersons. The Jeffersons, not begat, but, also were in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. The Jeffersons then begat E/R. This is not to be confused with ER. The two shows are very similar. 1) They are both called ER. 2) They are both set in Chicago. 3) They both star George Clooney. 4) They both had Mary McDonnell (Donnie Darko's Mom). Boo-ya.
a break from the politics
to watch this !
wheeeeeeeee !
and can you believe this exists ?
im makin a wiki of myself for peoples reference ....
wheeeeeeeee !
and can you believe this exists ?
im makin a wiki of myself for peoples reference ....
Oct 10, 2006
More Politics
He will later announce that he plans on firing anyone convicted in a criminal investigation for the cover-up. He will then refuse to comment on it due to the ongoing trial.
And their grip is tightening on the little boys.
And their grip is tightening on the little boys.
Oct 9, 2006
Scandalicious
Tastes just like it smells . . . like 16 year old boys! Why do you have to say things like that!
Oct 6, 2006
mo leaks, less problems
foley crap, but interesting ... hastert more concerned with who leaked the information then the actual case ... i guess not suprising, but still disturbing ... especially comin from a rep of the party that leaked information on cia operatives .... which is also comin fresh on the heels of bush claimin that reports on iraq (indicating how poorly things are goin) are a "political ploy" ... the soundbite, still fresh in my ears from listenin to npr all day at work, from bush was something like ... "now isnt this interesting, were a few weeks away from an election, and someone saw fit to leak this information for political purposes" ... huh ? political purposes ? how bout, we, the american people, have a goddamn right to know what our money is bein spent on, and how our government is handling a volatile situation where american citizens are being attacked at an estimated rate of once every 1/2 hour (i actually read 15 minutes, but ill be generous) ....
why is our government more concerned with who said what, then what is being said ?
why is washington playin like its a goddamn reality show on the tv, with he said/she said drama bein the main focus ...
oh
maybe its cause it distracts us from shit like this (link courtesy of big d)
wake up people !
why is our government more concerned with who said what, then what is being said ?
why is washington playin like its a goddamn reality show on the tv, with he said/she said drama bein the main focus ...
oh
maybe its cause it distracts us from shit like this (link courtesy of big d)
wake up people !
when wil people realize ....
... fox news sucks, bill o'reilly sucks, and they are all a bunch of liars workin to push an evil gop/conservative/oppresive agenda .... still skeptical ? ....
splain this then
mo fox news bullshittery
splain this then
mo fox news bullshittery
Oct 5, 2006
Oct 4, 2006
couple bites from the virtual world
giant bug terrorizes germany ... click
giant frog terrorizes chicago ... bogardus knows him well ...
interdimensional dimensional transport transporting .... click
b29, b30 ... you sunk my battleship
gian iceberg
hart island ... mo info
jus check that site, lots of good stuff
giant frog terrorizes chicago ... bogardus knows him well ...
interdimensional dimensional transport transporting .... click
b29, b30 ... you sunk my battleship
gian iceberg
hart island ... mo info
jus check that site, lots of good stuff
tsetnulb eht
the bluntest has slowed to a state of stagnation ... time to make up for it ...
comrade ... marxism was never so much fun
i wanna say i posted somethin bout this way back when ...
what people think about when they have too much money and not enough consideration for ANYONE ELSE
little superstar
reggae video calvacade ....
u-roy
u-roy and narration of dub ... come fi chat it
toots
toots on viva variety ... the states psuedo-spin-off show ...
dennis brown
amazing early (bbc?) ska documentary ... im only guessin cause of the british accent, and that they had one of the most cheesy/commercial groups of the day (byron lee) playin ... SKA SKA SKA !!
this is such an awesome quote ... this is from a recent bbc reggae documentay (i know cause i have it ... taped it off the lifetime network i think ... stranger things ... )
obigatory ... but so true ... couldnt tell you how many times before a gig i was feelin sick or tired or jus generally crappy until you start playin, and then forget all of dat ....
not the worse collaboration ... but still didnt have to happen
skatalites '84 ... dig the guy chattin over the ska ... and tommy mccook is a badass
skatalites '84 w price buster and dennis alcapone
this is a badass song ... i was given a bootleg set of theres from a nyc show earlier this year ... and was soarly dissapointed ... somethins lost ....
scratch bein his usual ...
wayne smith @ jammys
LEE SCRATCH PERRY FOR GUINESS!?!?! ... hmmmmm ....
scratch backed by dub is a weapon in nyc ... this was only a few months ago ... woulda liked to seen it ... though im sure workin wit him is nex to impossible .....
scratch declarations '82
junior murvin
comrade ... marxism was never so much fun
i wanna say i posted somethin bout this way back when ...
what people think about when they have too much money and not enough consideration for ANYONE ELSE
little superstar
reggae video calvacade ....
u-roy
u-roy and narration of dub ... come fi chat it
toots
toots on viva variety ... the states psuedo-spin-off show ...
dennis brown
amazing early (bbc?) ska documentary ... im only guessin cause of the british accent, and that they had one of the most cheesy/commercial groups of the day (byron lee) playin ... SKA SKA SKA !!
this is such an awesome quote ... this is from a recent bbc reggae documentay (i know cause i have it ... taped it off the lifetime network i think ... stranger things ... )
obigatory ... but so true ... couldnt tell you how many times before a gig i was feelin sick or tired or jus generally crappy until you start playin, and then forget all of dat ....
not the worse collaboration ... but still didnt have to happen
skatalites '84 ... dig the guy chattin over the ska ... and tommy mccook is a badass
skatalites '84 w price buster and dennis alcapone
this is a badass song ... i was given a bootleg set of theres from a nyc show earlier this year ... and was soarly dissapointed ... somethins lost ....
scratch bein his usual ...
wayne smith @ jammys
LEE SCRATCH PERRY FOR GUINESS!?!?! ... hmmmmm ....
scratch backed by dub is a weapon in nyc ... this was only a few months ago ... woulda liked to seen it ... though im sure workin wit him is nex to impossible .....
scratch declarations '82
junior murvin
Oct 3, 2006
Sep 30, 2006
The Show Must Blog On
Muppets. Taste just how they smell.
I had the 240, and I had to have the pudding
At least he didn't call Muslims barbarians
If you have a lot time on your hands
Cause stereotypes are funny
Chemically man made like the incredible hulk
I love this show. Thank you YouTube.
I had the 240, and I had to have the pudding
At least he didn't call Muslims barbarians
If you have a lot time on your hands
Cause stereotypes are funny
Chemically man made like the incredible hulk
I love this show. Thank you YouTube.
Sep 25, 2006
Sep 21, 2006
Pit Bulls
Right, pit bulls are safe to keep aroun. A horse. A fucking horse.
I think this is how it went down.
And what's better than watching a guy get laid out in a football game that results in a concussion? Why, the interview afterwards, of course! (Two videos on this page, hit on top, interview after)
I think this is how it went down.
And what's better than watching a guy get laid out in a football game that results in a concussion? Why, the interview afterwards, of course! (Two videos on this page, hit on top, interview after)
Sep 20, 2006
blogs are for nerds and stuff
thats why i never post
but actually its cause ive been in cali
and thats such a bogardus title it hurts
im also bloggin for 2 today ....
from der pimpernel
so i caught up on visual pop culture this past weekend ... finally got around to seeing chapelle's block party (directed by michel gondry), secretary, and a little viewed movie (for good reason) entitled videodrome starring a young james woods and debbie harris ... and more importantly, features a kinky sex scene between the two aformentioned actors ... hotness !
however, i also watched some tv ... including what seemed to be a marathon of "face" shows on the discovery health channel ... the most disturbing by far was on this gal, marlie casseus who suffers from polysostotic fibrous dysplasia ... read her whole story, as its pretty fuckin tragic ... especially growing up in haiti where she was considered cursed instead of being given medical attention ...
the other one i watched was on this little girl who suffers from treacher collins syndrome ... essentially being born without the front of her skull ... that means, no upper jaw, no cheekbones, and no eye sockets ...
and this one is equally as jacked ... not for the squeamish
i also stumbled across this randomly
ok, enough ?
but actually its cause ive been in cali
and thats such a bogardus title it hurts
im also bloggin for 2 today ....
from der pimpernel
skompton ninjas role the hardest
kinky reggae ? no, kinky alphabet !
so i caught up on visual pop culture this past weekend ... finally got around to seeing chapelle's block party (directed by michel gondry), secretary, and a little viewed movie (for good reason) entitled videodrome starring a young james woods and debbie harris ... and more importantly, features a kinky sex scene between the two aformentioned actors ... hotness !
however, i also watched some tv ... including what seemed to be a marathon of "face" shows on the discovery health channel ... the most disturbing by far was on this gal, marlie casseus who suffers from polysostotic fibrous dysplasia ... read her whole story, as its pretty fuckin tragic ... especially growing up in haiti where she was considered cursed instead of being given medical attention ...
the other one i watched was on this little girl who suffers from treacher collins syndrome ... essentially being born without the front of her skull ... that means, no upper jaw, no cheekbones, and no eye sockets ...
and this one is equally as jacked ... not for the squeamish
i also stumbled across this randomly
ok, enough ?
Sep 19, 2006
Sep 13, 2006
awol
festival time killed my interwebs time
i want one to do my shopping too
invasion
this would make for an awesome theme party ... amongst my favorites ...
bogardus's new girl (link courtesy of josh)
why do old computer ads make me smile ?
poinant social discourse on the calypsonian as artist (actually quite interesting)
this guy has helped me a ton in re-learning flash ... as well as having a nice site
i want one to do my shopping too
invasion
this would make for an awesome theme party ... amongst my favorites ...
rolo
cadbury shortcake
hostess cupcake
bogardus's new girl (link courtesy of josh)
why do old computer ads make me smile ?
poinant social discourse on the calypsonian as artist (actually quite interesting)
this guy has helped me a ton in re-learning flash ... as well as having a nice site
Sep 12, 2006
9/11
I was dreading this day because of the memories it would stir.
I was sick of seeing 9/11 memorials all over the TV and internet
Then I saw Keith Olbermann's speech
"How dare you Mr. President?"
I was sick of seeing 9/11 memorials all over the TV and internet
Then I saw Keith Olbermann's speech
"How dare you Mr. President?"
Sep 6, 2006
Sep 4, 2006
And now for something different...
So we've all heard about Steve Irwin's freak accidental death. People just can't get enough news.
Everyone is calling it "ironic." This does NOT get my irony-seal-of-approval! We all saw it coming!
Everyone is calling it "ironic." This does NOT get my irony-seal-of-approval! We all saw it coming!
Aug 31, 2006
Polygamy!!! Hooray!!!!
Aug 30, 2006
Time to start the dying
I had to go back to work today. It blew. I can't wait for the kids to get there. How sad is it that I'd rather deal with the gangbanging thugs than all these horrid meetings and collaborations.
This is the newest thing eating up my free time.
This is the newest thing eating up my free time.
Aug 25, 2006
Aug 24, 2006
dotdotdotdotdotdot
following the pimpernels path ...
.com
asdf.com
nothing.com
everything.com (i call bullshit!)
sad.com (damn, is she ever!)
crap.com
angelalansbury.com (huh?)
i got here by trying to find www.whatever.com ... which is probably the worst joke ever ... EVER! (in the words of mst3k ... that was suppose to make me sad, right ?)
i was gonna do all the colors (roy g biv) but they all sucked except these last two ...
indigo
violet
aight this game sucks
Now dis one dedicated to the girls
Dem wid di angel face and the devil heart
Yuh no say Ragamuffin ChakaDemus an youth called Pliers
Come to deal with your case
Step up my youth - Hear dis!
murder she wrote .... dun, dun, DUN!
.com
asdf.com
nothing.com
everything.com (i call bullshit!)
sad.com (damn, is she ever!)
crap.com
angelalansbury.com (huh?)
i got here by trying to find www.whatever.com ... which is probably the worst joke ever ... EVER! (in the words of mst3k ... that was suppose to make me sad, right ?)
i was gonna do all the colors (roy g biv) but they all sucked except these last two ...
indigo
violet
aight this game sucks
Now dis one dedicated to the girls
Dem wid di angel face and the devil heart
Yuh no say Ragamuffin ChakaDemus an youth called Pliers
Come to deal with your case
Step up my youth - Hear dis!
murder she wrote .... dun, dun, DUN!
Aug 23, 2006
Back in School
Mandatory news. So you know what happened 400 years ago.
Yeah, this is rocking good
This is just retarded
Iraqis, Marines, and Pirates! Oh my!
I blame the liberal/atheist media's attack on Christmas. Or because he's bananas.
Safety Dance
Spirit in the Sky, this is good Christian Rock
Christian Pirate Rap, with puppets!
More Christian Pirates! Where do they all come from?
Even more Christian Pirates! but the bad kind . . .
I gotta get back to studying
Yeah, this is rocking good
This is just retarded
Iraqis, Marines, and Pirates! Oh my!
I blame the liberal/atheist media's attack on Christmas. Or because he's bananas.
Safety Dance
Spirit in the Sky, this is good Christian Rock
Christian Pirate Rap, with puppets!
More Christian Pirates! Where do they all come from?
Even more Christian Pirates! but the bad kind . . .
I gotta get back to studying
jfijfijfijfijfijfijfijfi
warning: dated content ... the below links are all fairly old and have probably already been bloged/forumed/chat roomed about to some length ... lord knows ive seen all of them long before this post ... however its what i was thinkin bout today so deal wit it ...
i love bjork, and i love spumco but this video makes next-to-no sense ... and the remix is better anyway ...
speakin of remix ...
more spum .. of which i was clueless
and look at that, john k is a blogger brand blogger as well
oh, and we had two anonymous comments in the past week ...
first was a tip to a jack chick movie!?!? ... nice ... might have to pick that up
and second was a tip to this helpful site which will get you talkin to humans instead of machines when you call big faceless/heartless conglomerate corporations ... wheee !
thank you anonymous ! you fine ambiguous thing you ....
i love bjork, and i love spumco but this video makes next-to-no sense ... and the remix is better anyway ...
speakin of remix ...
more spum .. of which i was clueless
and look at that, john k is a blogger brand blogger as well
oh, and we had two anonymous comments in the past week ...
first was a tip to a jack chick movie!?!? ... nice ... might have to pick that up
and second was a tip to this helpful site which will get you talkin to humans instead of machines when you call big faceless/heartless conglomerate corporations ... wheee !
thank you anonymous ! you fine ambiguous thing you ....
Aug 22, 2006
Aug 20, 2006
Emo
Emo girl is, like, sensitive
Why does she keep making these videos?
So that's where emo kids come from!
And this is where emo kids end It gets pretty bad.
Have a break. That last link was a little rough.
An emo montage
Emo-B-Gone
Why does she keep making these videos?
So that's where emo kids come from!
And this is where emo kids end It gets pretty bad.
Have a break. That last link was a little rough.
An emo montage
Emo-B-Gone
Spoof that will probably be all over the place next week
Gnarls Barkley thanks to my sister. For the record, I think they're pretty good.
Aug 19, 2006
Aug 18, 2006
Poo Dollar
I know what you are thinking: "Jeremy, you speak of the all mighty poo dollar so much, but what exactly is it?" Say thank you Google Video Search
Aug 17, 2006
yo, help me out
hey everyone in chicago-land ... needs yall support tomorrow nite ...
FRIDAY AUGUST 18th ... DRASTICS ROCK THE CUBBY BEAR ... WRIGLEYVILLE, CHICAGO
show is 7 bux, but print this lil baby out and bring it and get in for only 4 bux ... this is also good for us as the promo companies are offering some bonus if we can get in people with our flyers .....
seriously, this is the first show that ive ever asked people to come to ... yall can really help us out !!
the shows sponsored by wxrt, and theyve been givin us some love on the 93.1fm bandwidth (as some of you are aware) ... so help us show them that their efforts were not in vain, and that people actually do come out to our shows !!!
thanks.
FRIDAY AUGUST 18th ... DRASTICS ROCK THE CUBBY BEAR ... WRIGLEYVILLE, CHICAGO
show is 7 bux, but print this lil baby out and bring it and get in for only 4 bux ... this is also good for us as the promo companies are offering some bonus if we can get in people with our flyers .....
seriously, this is the first show that ive ever asked people to come to ... yall can really help us out !!
the shows sponsored by wxrt, and theyve been givin us some love on the 93.1fm bandwidth (as some of you are aware) ... so help us show them that their efforts were not in vain, and that people actually do come out to our shows !!!
thanks.
I wanna be like Driznastic
Driznastic rolls up to the Bluntest with a theme. I just come puke out the cool shit I've seen on the web lately.
Like the best Price Is Right contestant ever.
or the best high school essay ever writtten.
But I thought I'd try to do a theme: gifts
For Pimpernel, the full 60-minute feature 1934 film, The Scarlet Pimpernel
For sofie, The Adventures of Dr.McNinja. Join him as he and his gorilla/receptionist Judy fight McDonald's and save his family from pirates. And whatever he does in episodes three and four, which I haven't read yet.
For Driznastic, some vintage ads that rule.
And for anyone who reads Bluntest on occasion, you should all come play The Kingdom Of Loathing. Once you reach level 3, you can join the Bluntest clan.
Like the best Price Is Right contestant ever.
or the best high school essay ever writtten.
But I thought I'd try to do a theme: gifts
For Pimpernel, the full 60-minute feature 1934 film, The Scarlet Pimpernel
For sofie, The Adventures of Dr.McNinja. Join him as he and his gorilla/receptionist Judy fight McDonald's and save his family from pirates. And whatever he does in episodes three and four, which I haven't read yet.
For Driznastic, some vintage ads that rule.
And for anyone who reads Bluntest on occasion, you should all come play The Kingdom Of Loathing. Once you reach level 3, you can join the Bluntest clan.
we gonna work on the other side of time ...
hoo ... lemme tell ya, puttin a 104 page catalog together aint no easy task ... specially when yer dealin wit 7 curators, a bitchy park district, and crazy ass artists who call ever day to ask what the status of this or that is ... LOOK ON THE WEBSITE DUMBASS! ... in fairness to the artists, 195 of them are totally cool, and the other 5 make me dread every phone call that comes in ... after festival i wanna post somethin bout the dramas happenin with said park district ... prolly should wait till after though ...
boooya-ka-sha
also been playin a mess of this ... which will help you waste some time
the pimpernel jus hooked me up wit this ... which should hopefully save you some time
but, does anybody really know what time it is ?
this is what space looks like apparently
this is where i sleep ... accompanied by michael jackson, a chimpanzee (not bubbles), the skeleton of the elephant man, 2 kkk members, 3 of the 7 official "jew bankers", a copy of BFG, and elian gonzales.
this movie has the best tagline ever ...
General Purpose Real Time Tracking Computer...
this is one of the creepiest things ive seen in a while
this guy rocks
mr miyagi havin himself a good ol time
boooya-ka-sha
also been playin a mess of this ... which will help you waste some time
the pimpernel jus hooked me up wit this ... which should hopefully save you some time
but, does anybody really know what time it is ?
this is what space looks like apparently
this is where i sleep ... accompanied by michael jackson, a chimpanzee (not bubbles), the skeleton of the elephant man, 2 kkk members, 3 of the 7 official "jew bankers", a copy of BFG, and elian gonzales.
this movie has the best tagline ever ...
General Purpose Real Time Tracking Computer...
this is one of the creepiest things ive seen in a while
this guy rocks
mr miyagi havin himself a good ol time
Aug 14, 2006
Ask Jack Chick
Q: Dear Jack, your tracts are very handy to make all of my friends realize that they are going to burn in hell via the medium of unintentionally hilarious cartoon. How can I spread the hilarity to my African American friends?
A: Werd
A: Werd
Aug 11, 2006
Aug 10, 2006
touché
well the point of that last post was to finally get bogardus to post somethin ... and it worked !
the judges are still out on if "got-damn" is in fact a snakes-on-a-plane reference, if that post would be considered "trolling", and (what the judges considered most troubling) why there was a "id hit it" photo WITHOUT the accompanying photo of a hot chick... in light of that however, bogardus nailed every other one on the list
and being a man of my word, bogardus, i present to you ....
however, i did stumble across this photo on the internet while searching for donkey photos, it was simply titled "bogardusNAMBLA.jpg" ... bogardus ? is there something youve been wanting to tell us ... ?
and, i found these while searching for donkey photos also
lindsay lohans boobs (nsfw, but really worth the risk) ...
ah wikipedia ...
the judges are still out on if "got-damn" is in fact a snakes-on-a-plane reference, if that post would be considered "trolling", and (what the judges considered most troubling) why there was a "id hit it" photo WITHOUT the accompanying photo of a hot chick... in light of that however, bogardus nailed every other one on the list
and being a man of my word, bogardus, i present to you ....
however, i did stumble across this photo on the internet while searching for donkey photos, it was simply titled "bogardusNAMBLA.jpg" ... bogardus ? is there something youve been wanting to tell us ... ?
and, i found these while searching for donkey photos also
lindsay lohans boobs (nsfw, but really worth the risk) ...
ah wikipedia ...
Driznastic is teh ghey!!1!
Driznastic is really bitter towards Fark. Film at 11
Liberals hate America. Just like the blacks and AY-rabs.
You can shove your 'science' up your ass! We were all created a couple thousand years ago by (Jesus/Allah/Jehovah/Brahma/The Great Pumpkin)
Driznastic is getting Owned!
Fark you, Driznastic. And there's not a GOT-DAMN thing you can do about it!
Aug 9, 2006
just say no
its time we stood up as a blog and ....
JUST SAID NO TO FARK!
FARK
STAY INDEPENDENT! STAY ORIGINAL!
that means ...
HOWEVER! if you can somehow incorporate all of these into one post, ill personally come give you a crisp shiny new donkey.
youve been warned .........
JUST SAID NO TO FARK!
STAY INDEPENDENT! STAY ORIGINAL!
that means ...
- no more snakes on a plane references
- no "that laughing quaker guy"
- no "1" instead of "!" (unless its being ironic)
- no more "ghey" or "teh"
- no domo-kun
- no flame wars
- no trolling
- no more chick tract image posts
- no posts that turn into ID vs evolution arguments outta nowhere
- no thinly veiled racist posts
- no pictures with "owned" or "pwnd" across them
- no using "fark" instead of "fuck" ... just say FUCK!
- no posts of hot chicks with the tag line (or some variant) "id hit it"
- no ric romero posts
- etc
HOWEVER! if you can somehow incorporate all of these into one post, ill personally come give you a crisp shiny new donkey.
youve been warned .........
cartoons cartoons
A conversation last night triggered my memory to revisit this page. You know when you're sitting around drunk and can't remember the name of some bizarre cartoon you watched when you were 7? Here is the answer.
ytmnd artists
There is an article in the Washington Post about how the people that make ytmnd are 'artists'
Ytmnd responds
Ytmnd responds
Alright Bogardus, you seem to get to everything before I do, but let's try this: Star wars ASCIIMATION.
yes I'm back bitches.
yes I'm back bitches.
wont SOMEBODY please think of the penguins !!??
anyone who is familiar with my penguin obsession, will understand why this is truly a sad day
Aug 8, 2006
Aug 4, 2006
all bout JC!
obligatory
this jc wants YOU to design a shirt ... huh, i had no idea
buddy jeesus ? ... nope ... brother jeesus
so fresh ... so so fresh
whoever designed this totally bit shag ... but still not the jc you prolly expected
not jc but a lot of nice illustrations ...
this jc wants YOU to design a shirt ... huh, i had no idea
buddy jeesus ? ... nope ... brother jeesus
so fresh ... so so fresh
whoever designed this totally bit shag ... but still not the jc you prolly expected
not jc but a lot of nice illustrations ...
Aug 3, 2006
really, why would anyone care
but people are idiots ... and people who support idiots are even bigger idiots ...
and the chicago park district can eat a dick
and the chicago park district can eat a dick
Aug 2, 2006
alfalfa w bush
nice postin pimpernel ... but how could you pass on makin fun of this headline from the CNN article ...
Doctors poke and prod Bush, find him 'fit for duty'
'I probably ate too much birthday cakes,' president says
what the fuck !? is our president in the fuckin lil rascals n shit ?
"ate too much birthday cakes" ?
jeesus
plus
THIS guy gets more pussy then you can possibly imagine
Doctors poke and prod Bush, find him 'fit for duty'
'I probably ate too much birthday cakes,' president says
what the fuck !? is our president in the fuckin lil rascals n shit ?
"ate too much birthday cakes" ?
jeesus
plus
THIS guy gets more pussy then you can possibly imagine
Push Push in the Bush
Check out the doctor's rank and think about what men of that age have to go through in a physical . . . I'd write more about it, but I don't want to ruin the surprise
I wish our military was in such fine condition
Bogardus, where are you?A blogger who doesn't blog, is like a wrestler with no legs!
I wish our military was in such fine condition
Bogardus, where are you?A blogger who doesn't blog, is like a wrestler with no legs!
Aug 1, 2006
News News News !!!
Odds are . . .
This just in . . . it's hot as hell
It's that damn liberal Hollywood siding with the terrorists . . the mugshot is pretty good, too
So Castro is pulling an Arafat
Ridiculous, Bush really doesn't need to do anything. Most of the dictators from the past half of a century are finally dying. What a great chance to spread democracy. But no. We just like to blow shit up.
That's all I got for now. Maybe in a little I'll show you a little more.
This just in . . . it's hot as hell
It's that damn liberal Hollywood siding with the terrorists . . the mugshot is pretty good, too
So Castro is pulling an Arafat
Ridiculous, Bush really doesn't need to do anything. Most of the dictators from the past half of a century are finally dying. What a great chance to spread democracy. But no. We just like to blow shit up.
That's all I got for now. Maybe in a little I'll show you a little more.
No links, just comics
OK, I lied. Here's a link to a page of Garfield comics with Garfield's thought baloons removed. Genius!
Jul 29, 2006
moom finds
tomato worm suit
yea he did
oh shnap! tell me someone remembers these ... there used to be one in west rogers park .... i remember my folks buying light bright cards (peanuts/snoopy set) for me there as a kid ...
flesh or plastic ... you decide ...
cheap !
i know its probably played out, but i hadnt seen this poster yet
yea he did
oh shnap! tell me someone remembers these ... there used to be one in west rogers park .... i remember my folks buying light bright cards (peanuts/snoopy set) for me there as a kid ...
flesh or plastic ... you decide ...
cheap !
i know its probably played out, but i hadnt seen this poster yet
Jul 28, 2006
Jerk. A-Hole. Yo Mama!
Oh, I'm sorry. That wasn't directed at you, I'm just practicing for my political career.
Jul 27, 2006
damn yall some weak ass bloggers
im about 2 days away from hijacking this blog and kickin all yall off it ...
zach the awesome graphic design intern at coyote showed me these
funny movies
this one in-pertick-ular
zach the awesome graphic design intern at coyote showed me these
funny movies
this one in-pertick-ular
Jul 26, 2006
corny jokes from surjeet
* note: article much funnier if read in with an english accent
** note: old timey 40s radio announcer voice also acceptable
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it
has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pourhimself a
stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives
new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
** note: old timey 40s radio announcer voice also acceptable
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it
has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pourhimself a
stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives
new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
mb
cycle 3 ...
the order ...
2nd degree ...
allegorical representations ...
masonic initiation rites ...
agnostic front vs murphys law
didnt realize there was a website
more craziness with bjork
the order ...
2nd degree ...
allegorical representations ...
masonic initiation rites ...
agnostic front vs murphys law
didnt realize there was a website
more craziness with bjork
Jul 25, 2006
Jul 22, 2006
i cant believe its not ......
sure i can think of worse things to do ... but damn
Some experts say the little ones' laxity in the loo may be their way of sending a message to their parents that they need a little more tender, loving care.
"The initial reaction was that they found it irritating," Saravinovski said. "I'm not disputing what the residents are saying. I can't swallow some of the tracks like `Mandy.'
Some experts say the little ones' laxity in the loo may be their way of sending a message to their parents that they need a little more tender, loving care.
"The initial reaction was that they found it irritating," Saravinovski said. "I'm not disputing what the residents are saying. I can't swallow some of the tracks like `Mandy.'
Jul 21, 2006
Long Night
So, this dude from this band 'Suburban Legends' paid me $1000 to torch his van for him!
I was so excited, I put The Passion of the Christ to Benny Hill music
I was so excited, I put The Passion of the Christ to Benny Hill music
Jul 20, 2006
vans ablaze
so this band called "suburban legends" is out on tour with our boys from boston, westbound train ... last nite they played st louis and i guess after the gig they went out to some suburbany-nice residential area to crash at a kids house ... all good ... except at some point in the middle of the night there van was broken into, 5000 in cash was taken, and then the VAN WAS SET ON FIRE ...
damn
THAT shit is cold blooded
heres the first of what im sure will be many pictures ....
i mean, im not a fan, but that sucks ... however ... there is somethin sketchy bout a band haulin all their gear out the van, but leavin 5k in cash in the van ... kinda sounds like an inside job to this guy, but im not tryin to stir up no shit ...
whatever the situation, that sucks
damn
THAT shit is cold blooded
heres the first of what im sure will be many pictures ....
i mean, im not a fan, but that sucks ... however ... there is somethin sketchy bout a band haulin all their gear out the van, but leavin 5k in cash in the van ... kinda sounds like an inside job to this guy, but im not tryin to stir up no shit ...
whatever the situation, that sucks
Jul 18, 2006
when it rains it pours
easy boys ... 4 posts in one day from 3 people ??
jus for that you get these images ... and i love corn
jus for that you get these images ... and i love corn
Time to Kill the Fatted Calf
The prodigal son is back . . .
This is kind of cool
Penguins
Moustache
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
Important News, 2nd to last paragraph
I promise to put up a better entry later to make up for my wayward weeks . . .
This is kind of cool
Penguins
Moustache
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
Important News, 2nd to last paragraph
I promise to put up a better entry later to make up for my wayward weeks . . .
bogardus and his tubes
you have an unhealthy obsession
anyway, today i thought wed have fun with wikipedia ...
so i thought i had read that these trees were near extinction, and therefor kinda ironic that they were still using it on their flag ... but i guess i was wrong ...
polish man living in the bronx creates word that most of you probably think is straight euro
RöCK DöTS!!!!
only cause its been brought up so many times in the past week ...
stooop!d
and this pictures really scary, right ... ? its not just me, right ?
anyway, today i thought wed have fun with wikipedia ...
so i thought i had read that these trees were near extinction, and therefor kinda ironic that they were still using it on their flag ... but i guess i was wrong ...
polish man living in the bronx creates word that most of you probably think is straight euro
RöCK DöTS!!!!
only cause its been brought up so many times in the past week ...
stooop!d
and this pictures really scary, right ... ? its not just me, right ?
A Series Of Tubes
The new guy in charge of regulating the Internet has absolutely no idea how the Internet works. Of course, Jon Stewart does, so he'll help us laugh to keep from crying
Jul 15, 2006
shameless self promotion
yup, its come to that ...
but first, las nite i went and saw salamander's cd release show at morseland ... they tasty
but
drastics got yo nex 2 weekends in chicago covered ... come out tonite to abbey pub and check us rockin the co-op image benefit show with some very nice hiphop groups/djs/mcs/graf artists/etc ... get nice and loaded, and then tomorrow mornin come to tumans for reggae brunch and nurse that hangover while i spin choice roots cuts ... good for what ails ya ... then next weekend, come out saturday nite to spot 6, while the drastics rock sounds for the nickel salon fashion show ... get some new fancy pants cause you gonna need em the nex nite when you come check the drastics open for the legendary mikey dread at the note !
booya.
but first, las nite i went and saw salamander's cd release show at morseland ... they tasty
but
drastics got yo nex 2 weekends in chicago covered ... come out tonite to abbey pub and check us rockin the co-op image benefit show with some very nice hiphop groups/djs/mcs/graf artists/etc ... get nice and loaded, and then tomorrow mornin come to tumans for reggae brunch and nurse that hangover while i spin choice roots cuts ... good for what ails ya ... then next weekend, come out saturday nite to spot 6, while the drastics rock sounds for the nickel salon fashion show ... get some new fancy pants cause you gonna need em the nex nite when you come check the drastics open for the legendary mikey dread at the note !
booya.
Jul 14, 2006
i ♥ bush
the pussy, not the president
and i know ive made that joke previously on the blog, but lets get political for the first time in a while ... well, more accuratly, lets look at pictures that make fun of george w
babies have an inate sense of good and evil
its like that
so true
ahhh ... this girl is such a skank it hurts ... bush did good by keepin her outta the public eye ... i wanna know where chelsey at ? now that girl had class ... kinda awkward lookin, but you know what i mean ... anyway, this phot is nsfw-ish ... oh yeah, its that good ...
i love penguins and i hate bush, so its only natural this would happen eventually ...
oh
and two grown naked men in a bathtub full of nes cartridges
... last link courtesy the lovely surjeet ...
and i know ive made that joke previously on the blog, but lets get political for the first time in a while ... well, more accuratly, lets look at pictures that make fun of george w
babies have an inate sense of good and evil
its like that
so true
ahhh ... this girl is such a skank it hurts ... bush did good by keepin her outta the public eye ... i wanna know where chelsey at ? now that girl had class ... kinda awkward lookin, but you know what i mean ... anyway, this phot is nsfw-ish ... oh yeah, its that good ...
i love penguins and i hate bush, so its only natural this would happen eventually ...
oh
and two grown naked men in a bathtub full of nes cartridges
... last link courtesy the lovely surjeet ...
Jul 13, 2006
money fe make a good many bad
yeah yeah ...
at the Odessa Museum of Numismatics
cold blooded
also
ILL BE SPINNIN REGGAE THIS SUNDAY AT TUMANS (chicago ave and leavitt) FOR REGGAE BRUNCH STYLEE ... JAMAICAN STYLE BRUNCH ... VEGAN DISHES AVAILABLE !!
at the Odessa Museum of Numismatics
cold blooded
also
ILL BE SPINNIN REGGAE THIS SUNDAY AT TUMANS (chicago ave and leavitt) FOR REGGAE BRUNCH STYLEE ... JAMAICAN STYLE BRUNCH ... VEGAN DISHES AVAILABLE !!
Jul 12, 2006
thats the sound of the beast ! (pt 2)
oh, and the loft party the drastics played a couple weeks ago got raided by the cops too ... 2 for 2 people ! ... heres my account of the first time
this one was especially sweet cause we hauled all of our gear up 3 flights of stairs (no elevators) to wait 3 hours while the other groups and djs went on way to long* ... we finally set up, played 3.5 tunes when BAM in rolls the pigs ... we jus kept playin this time cause we couldnt believe this was happenin AGAIN ... the crowd started chanting "drastics" at one point, and the cops jus stood around lookin really annoyed till they died down, at which point chris (bass) hit a nice low note and let it start feedin back so there was jus the awful cacophony of feedback and 100hz that the cops were tryin to yell over ... i followed suit and started playin some military-esque drum cadences till the cops looked like they were bout to start hittin people ... same run down as last time though with one of the cops wantin to know who we were, but we had our act together this time and no one said shit to the cops ... and the same run down with one of the cops sweatin me to pack my drums up when there was about 8 people around my drumset tearin down amps/turntables/etc ... he threatened to arrest me if i didnt start packin up right away ... i told him i had no where to put them, and no way to even get to them, and no space to tear them down even if i did get back there ... didnt matter of course ... jerk ...
oh! and this had to be one of the most ill concieved and poorly planned loft parties ive ever been to (actually, it probably was the worst) ... 5 bux to get in and THEN 3 bux for bud in a keg or 5 bux for a mixed drink !?!? are you kidding me !? who can afford that ?? and they were stoppin people at the door who brought their own booze ... so maybe im bein selfish cause i was thinkin bout the fact that we werent playin till 2, and i was worried everyone was gonna be out of money and leave ...
... and then there was the bartendress ... lord ... i dont think ive ever met a more fully rounded bitch in my life ... seriously, this woman hated life with a zeal that would make richard simmons want to commit suicide ... ill give you the run down ...
so its the begining of the nite, doors aint even open yet and the bands there jus chillin after haulin all our gear up 3 flights of stairs ... we also drink for free, duh ... so i guess a couple of the guys had gone up and gotten somethin when elliot (guitar) goes and gets a beer, bartendress says "3 dollars", elliot shows her the stamp on his hand which equates him to a band and thusly to free booze ... at which point this girl sighs loudly and says "uhhh, im not going to make any money tonite" ... so i go up shortly after and get a rum and coke, show her the stamp on my hand, she makes a face, but i put a buck in the tip jar anyway jus to try and appease, cause in my experience, a happy bartender always makes your nite much better ... so a lil while later i go back up to get another drink she pours it, comes back and says "5 dollars" i show her the stamp again, at which point we have the following exchange ...
bitch: "ya know, you can tell your friends that I'M working and that they can tip"
me: "well, we're working too, we hauled all our stuff up 3 flights of stairs, and besides that, i gave you a buck last time i got a drink"
bitch: "well, you can still tell them that they can leave a tip"
me: "look hunny, if i broke up the money we're gonna make off tonite amongst the 8 people in my band wed each walk outta here with 8 bux**, and besides I TIPPED YOU, why you yellin at me"
bitch: "im not yellin at you, im just lettin you know what you can tell your friends"
ugh ... that actual "conversation" was longer and much more heated, but i dont remember exactly how it played out ... there were several more exchanges like this between the bitch and various drastics ... so we stole a handle of whiskey and rum, got loaded, elliot passed out and we drew all over him with marker cause were 16 and shit like that is still funny to us ... wheeeeeee !
the end.
*(in my opinion anyway ... i mean, its an all hiphop event, and you invite a reggae group to play, you need to break up the nite and put the reggae somewhere in the middle to keep a little variation goin)
** (ok, so that was a lie, itd be more like 20, but still, thats NOTHING)
this one was especially sweet cause we hauled all of our gear up 3 flights of stairs (no elevators) to wait 3 hours while the other groups and djs went on way to long* ... we finally set up, played 3.5 tunes when BAM in rolls the pigs ... we jus kept playin this time cause we couldnt believe this was happenin AGAIN ... the crowd started chanting "drastics" at one point, and the cops jus stood around lookin really annoyed till they died down, at which point chris (bass) hit a nice low note and let it start feedin back so there was jus the awful cacophony of feedback and 100hz that the cops were tryin to yell over ... i followed suit and started playin some military-esque drum cadences till the cops looked like they were bout to start hittin people ... same run down as last time though with one of the cops wantin to know who we were, but we had our act together this time and no one said shit to the cops ... and the same run down with one of the cops sweatin me to pack my drums up when there was about 8 people around my drumset tearin down amps/turntables/etc ... he threatened to arrest me if i didnt start packin up right away ... i told him i had no where to put them, and no way to even get to them, and no space to tear them down even if i did get back there ... didnt matter of course ... jerk ...
oh! and this had to be one of the most ill concieved and poorly planned loft parties ive ever been to (actually, it probably was the worst) ... 5 bux to get in and THEN 3 bux for bud in a keg or 5 bux for a mixed drink !?!? are you kidding me !? who can afford that ?? and they were stoppin people at the door who brought their own booze ... so maybe im bein selfish cause i was thinkin bout the fact that we werent playin till 2, and i was worried everyone was gonna be out of money and leave ...
... and then there was the bartendress ... lord ... i dont think ive ever met a more fully rounded bitch in my life ... seriously, this woman hated life with a zeal that would make richard simmons want to commit suicide ... ill give you the run down ...
so its the begining of the nite, doors aint even open yet and the bands there jus chillin after haulin all our gear up 3 flights of stairs ... we also drink for free, duh ... so i guess a couple of the guys had gone up and gotten somethin when elliot (guitar) goes and gets a beer, bartendress says "3 dollars", elliot shows her the stamp on his hand which equates him to a band and thusly to free booze ... at which point this girl sighs loudly and says "uhhh, im not going to make any money tonite" ... so i go up shortly after and get a rum and coke, show her the stamp on my hand, she makes a face, but i put a buck in the tip jar anyway jus to try and appease, cause in my experience, a happy bartender always makes your nite much better ... so a lil while later i go back up to get another drink she pours it, comes back and says "5 dollars" i show her the stamp again, at which point we have the following exchange ...
bitch: "ya know, you can tell your friends that I'M working and that they can tip"
me: "well, we're working too, we hauled all our stuff up 3 flights of stairs, and besides that, i gave you a buck last time i got a drink"
bitch: "well, you can still tell them that they can leave a tip"
me: "look hunny, if i broke up the money we're gonna make off tonite amongst the 8 people in my band wed each walk outta here with 8 bux**, and besides I TIPPED YOU, why you yellin at me"
bitch: "im not yellin at you, im just lettin you know what you can tell your friends"
ugh ... that actual "conversation" was longer and much more heated, but i dont remember exactly how it played out ... there were several more exchanges like this between the bitch and various drastics ... so we stole a handle of whiskey and rum, got loaded, elliot passed out and we drew all over him with marker cause were 16 and shit like that is still funny to us ... wheeeeeee !
the end.
*(in my opinion anyway ... i mean, its an all hiphop event, and you invite a reggae group to play, you need to break up the nite and put the reggae somewhere in the middle to keep a little variation goin)
** (ok, so that was a lie, itd be more like 20, but still, thats NOTHING)
death to the bluntest
the hell ?
well, i think its official that the bluntest has entered its autumn years ...
sittin in a blog retirement home with countless other blogs that failed to maintain enough force or focus to keep it goin ... reminicing bout the good ol days ...
i apologize (as usual) for my slackerdom, but ive been busy totally redesigning this and building up my own site
only a year though ... that parts kinda sad ... though im sure our run time is pretty good when compared to to the mean life-span of your average blog (ooh, good research project ... how long does the average blog last ??) ... like that one your little sister started in college cause, like, oh my god, college life is so crazy, i have to tell you about how fucked up i got las nite ... whatever, shut the fuck up ... ive actually been thinkin about the bluntest with some frequency lately cause ive started to realize that i gotta lot of shit id like to rant about, mostly music, art, politics and the politics of art and music ... but i also dont want to be that asshole who just bitches on his blog, cause theres more then enough of those guys out there already, and are probably doin it better then i ever will since im not really full of that much animosity ...
eh, ya never know, ill probably get to at least one, somethin thats been really buggin me lately ... the murder of live music by the dj culture ...
in the meantime, if anyones out there anymore, check these ...
lookin to buy a monkey?
this this has already made the rounds of fark and whatever other uber-blog/forums there are, but its still funny as hell
i just love this headline ... good article bout the technical side of reggae, though the headline is misleading ... good musicians in jamaica sprang from those nuns, not the music itself ... pretty sure most of those roots are in africa ...
drugs are good !
also
BUY MY STUFF!!!
and
DRASTICS OPEN FOR MIKEY DREAD, JULY 23rd, @ THE NOTE, CHICAGO!!!
well, i think its official that the bluntest has entered its autumn years ...
sittin in a blog retirement home with countless other blogs that failed to maintain enough force or focus to keep it goin ... reminicing bout the good ol days ...
i apologize (as usual) for my slackerdom, but ive been busy totally redesigning this and building up my own site
only a year though ... that parts kinda sad ... though im sure our run time is pretty good when compared to to the mean life-span of your average blog (ooh, good research project ... how long does the average blog last ??) ... like that one your little sister started in college cause, like, oh my god, college life is so crazy, i have to tell you about how fucked up i got las nite ... whatever, shut the fuck up ... ive actually been thinkin about the bluntest with some frequency lately cause ive started to realize that i gotta lot of shit id like to rant about, mostly music, art, politics and the politics of art and music ... but i also dont want to be that asshole who just bitches on his blog, cause theres more then enough of those guys out there already, and are probably doin it better then i ever will since im not really full of that much animosity ...
eh, ya never know, ill probably get to at least one, somethin thats been really buggin me lately ... the murder of live music by the dj culture ...
in the meantime, if anyones out there anymore, check these ...
lookin to buy a monkey?
this this has already made the rounds of fark and whatever other uber-blog/forums there are, but its still funny as hell
i just love this headline ... good article bout the technical side of reggae, though the headline is misleading ... good musicians in jamaica sprang from those nuns, not the music itself ... pretty sure most of those roots are in africa ...
drugs are good !
also
BUY MY STUFF!!!
and
DRASTICS OPEN FOR MIKEY DREAD, JULY 23rd, @ THE NOTE, CHICAGO!!!
Jun 29, 2006
coming from the land of far far east
hand jiving pro wrestlers
those wacky weeklies !
finally! someone combined my two favorite things ... world cup soccer and elephants !
jeesus japan ... seriously, the fuck ?
i also love this picture ...
oh, also, did anyone catch this ... ?
in my apology for slacking post, someone put a very bizarre comment ......
those wacky weeklies !
finally! someone combined my two favorite things ... world cup soccer and elephants !
jeesus japan ... seriously, the fuck ?
i also love this picture ...
oh, also, did anyone catch this ... ?
in my apology for slacking post, someone put a very bizarre comment ......
Jun 27, 2006
more intoxicated animals
i think this is a story of a dragon getting drunk while people watch ... i think ...
i still feel bad for the fallout between me and axel the chinchilla ... shoulda tried this
aliens advocating moderation
inxtoxicated mouse ... game ...
i still feel bad for the fallout between me and axel the chinchilla ... shoulda tried this
aliens advocating moderation
inxtoxicated mouse ... game ...
Jun 26, 2006
Anonymous
Find out what drugs are doing to your system by seeing what its doing to these adorably intoxicated cartoon mice.
And, just in case you don't read the Bluntest comments section, there was a link there put there by Anonymous to The Hitler Coulter Quiz. Thank you, Anyonymous. We hardly knew ye.
And, just in case you don't read the Bluntest comments section, there was a link there put there by Anonymous to The Hitler Coulter Quiz. Thank you, Anyonymous. We hardly knew ye.
Jun 25, 2006
Jun 21, 2006
themes ? THEMES ? we don need no stinkin themes !
mad magazine collection that rivals mine ... well, really really rivals mine actually ...
the red scare ... graphically portrayed !
a little bollywood for good measure ...
some photoshop funnies
cool picture of a hot girl
and you got yerself a non-sequiter post ladies n gents ...
oh, and then a picture of bogardus on his last vacation
the red scare ... graphically portrayed !
a little bollywood for good measure ...
some photoshop funnies
cool picture of a hot girl
and you got yerself a non-sequiter post ladies n gents ...
oh, and then a picture of bogardus on his last vacation
Rawk
Just in case you have nothing to do for the rest of the day (and some speakers on your computer!), here are 100 Awesome Music Videos.
And they are truly awesome.
And they are truly awesome.
Jun 20, 2006
thats the sound of the beast !
just a rant ...
man ... ok, so the drastics played this loft party this last saturday nite near humboldt park as a sort of psuedo-celebration of the puerto rican festival happenin in the park all week ... the loft party was two nites, friday and saturday, and started at 11 and was planned to go till about 4 ... let me pretext by tellin yall bout how ridiculous it was to get to the spot which was on north ave near california (pretty much THE neighborhood) ... there was literally at least 2 cop cars at every intersection on north ave between western and california, and the streets were blocked off ... this, despite the fact that there was literally NOONE on the street, a handful of familys walkin, but it wasnt like a street fair, all the events were in or around the park, so this was retarded ... we managed to skate by 2 or 3 intersections, but when we got to the block we were playin on, and were literally 3 doors away from the loft, this howdy-doody-barney-phife lookin mug (who sounded like the pimply teenager from the simpsons, but was easily 40) tells us he has "strict orders from his superiors not to let anyone by" ... were like, comon man, were goin 10 feet, but squeaky the wonder cop wasnt havin it ... so we snuck around back (which ended up bein better to load in anyway) unloaded our stuff and realized we had forgotten several very important things we need to play (mics, mic stands, instruments, cables) ... not sure why we were so off point, but chris and tom went back and grabbed stuff while we setup ... so everythings cool now, except that i guess the whole time we were loadin in there was some unmarked cops chillin across the street from the spot jus scopin us real hard ...
jus a little background ... so the way the party was workin was 5 bux to get in and then there was booze, there was actual security guards checkin IDs and all that so this thing was legit ... the guy who owns the building was there and was partyin too, AND its all commercial around this building so there was no chance of a noise complaint ... plus its the puerto rican festival ...
so the nite kicks off, little slow startin, but it was pickin up steam ... jah son and ryan (heavy rotation) were throwin some hiphop and reggae wax that was pretty nice ... we get up a lil after midnite and start doin our thing, crowd starts to get into it, and we really start cookin, everythings feelin nice ... got one more tune in the instrumental part of our set before our singer fada dougou gets up and rocks the crowd, its just after 1am when ... BAM ... i swear in the blink of an eye there was 15 cops in the room, all screamin "SHUT IT DOWN" and "STOP PLAYING", etc ... we wind down, and the cops are pretty much forcin their way into every section of this loft, i presume checkin for drugs or somethin ... they start yellin for everyone to leave, and slowly people start to leave ... i stayed behind the drumset, lit a square and drank my beer while watchin the whole event, hell, i wasnt doin anything illegal ... so me and chris were jus chillin back there along with most of the drastics, as there was no where to go really as the cops were blockin everything, so even if i had torn my stuff down i couldnt go anywhere ... papa g seemed to take most of the heat for the event, which was pretty upstanding of him, i think they gave a couple tickets for selling booze (which we werent), for not having a maximum occupancy sign (comon guys, seriously ?) and somethin else i cant remember ... the whole thing was pretty chaotic so its hard for me to remember details ... anyway, so after most people had cleared, this younger cop (in full bulletproof gear) rolls up to us as we all sat there in disbelief of what jus happened and says "yeah, so i didnt hear you guys but everyone leavin was sayin you guys sounded really good, and i like reggae stuff, so whats the name of yer band" ... we all kinda look around at each other but no one says nothin (this is why i love the drastics, loose lips sink ships sucka) ... so he asks again and we all jus kinda ignore him when some kid in the crowd goes "theyre the drastics" ... fuck ... so much for that, then he asks "you guys got a card i can have?" ... again, everyone jus kinda looks around at each other, and i say "you want a cd its 12 bux" ... no, he doesnt want to buy a cd, he just wants our info (funny that), so he gets out a piece of paper and writes down the drastics and maybe thedrastics.com or somethin ... he finally leaves and were all like, "the fuck was up with that" and before he even leaves the room, we all see him hand the card w/ our info on it to his sergeant ... what the fucks up with that !? sketchy shit ... though we might now be on a CPD watch list which is kinda cool ... but the fun doesnt end there, the cops said even more dumb shit to us later ... so now its the end of the nite, everyones out of there except us, a few of the guys that live there and few girls brave enough to hang around, i was playing bartender which was fun, cause now theres all this booze thats not gonna get drunk ... so this cop comes back in and is like "ok, you guys lock that door, and were gonna drive by once more to make sure everythings ok, we want to make sure you guys get home safe, theres been some gunshots fired around here recently" ...
oh ?
really ?
gunshots huh ?
hmmm ... maybe its cause YOUR WHOLE FUCKING SQUADRON WAS BUSTIN UP THE PEACEFUL REGGAE DANCE PARTY INSTEAD OF DEALING WITH FUCKING GANG BANGERS !?!? ... jeebus ... that shit pissed me off ... he left, and then another 15 min went by of us jus hangin out and ANOTHER cop comes back in and is the biggest dick in the world ... he aggresivly made us leave, despite the fact that now there was NO REASON for his punk ass to be there ... there was like 8 people in the room, all over 21 jus hangin out and drinkin ... last i checked that shits legal ... ugh ...
anyway, nite still turned out ok, we swiped a handle of jim beam and headed back to the crib, where at one point there was a roundoff competition and mad fedora wearing ... but thats for another post ...
woop woop ... thats the sound of the police
mr dc na fe let i play reggae
more cpd badness a madness
more cpd craziness
why are cops pigs ?
more chicago cops actin the fool
man ... ok, so the drastics played this loft party this last saturday nite near humboldt park as a sort of psuedo-celebration of the puerto rican festival happenin in the park all week ... the loft party was two nites, friday and saturday, and started at 11 and was planned to go till about 4 ... let me pretext by tellin yall bout how ridiculous it was to get to the spot which was on north ave near california (pretty much THE neighborhood) ... there was literally at least 2 cop cars at every intersection on north ave between western and california, and the streets were blocked off ... this, despite the fact that there was literally NOONE on the street, a handful of familys walkin, but it wasnt like a street fair, all the events were in or around the park, so this was retarded ... we managed to skate by 2 or 3 intersections, but when we got to the block we were playin on, and were literally 3 doors away from the loft, this howdy-doody-barney-phife lookin mug (who sounded like the pimply teenager from the simpsons, but was easily 40) tells us he has "strict orders from his superiors not to let anyone by" ... were like, comon man, were goin 10 feet, but squeaky the wonder cop wasnt havin it ... so we snuck around back (which ended up bein better to load in anyway) unloaded our stuff and realized we had forgotten several very important things we need to play (mics, mic stands, instruments, cables) ... not sure why we were so off point, but chris and tom went back and grabbed stuff while we setup ... so everythings cool now, except that i guess the whole time we were loadin in there was some unmarked cops chillin across the street from the spot jus scopin us real hard ...
jus a little background ... so the way the party was workin was 5 bux to get in and then there was booze, there was actual security guards checkin IDs and all that so this thing was legit ... the guy who owns the building was there and was partyin too, AND its all commercial around this building so there was no chance of a noise complaint ... plus its the puerto rican festival ...
so the nite kicks off, little slow startin, but it was pickin up steam ... jah son and ryan (heavy rotation) were throwin some hiphop and reggae wax that was pretty nice ... we get up a lil after midnite and start doin our thing, crowd starts to get into it, and we really start cookin, everythings feelin nice ... got one more tune in the instrumental part of our set before our singer fada dougou gets up and rocks the crowd, its just after 1am when ... BAM ... i swear in the blink of an eye there was 15 cops in the room, all screamin "SHUT IT DOWN" and "STOP PLAYING", etc ... we wind down, and the cops are pretty much forcin their way into every section of this loft, i presume checkin for drugs or somethin ... they start yellin for everyone to leave, and slowly people start to leave ... i stayed behind the drumset, lit a square and drank my beer while watchin the whole event, hell, i wasnt doin anything illegal ... so me and chris were jus chillin back there along with most of the drastics, as there was no where to go really as the cops were blockin everything, so even if i had torn my stuff down i couldnt go anywhere ... papa g seemed to take most of the heat for the event, which was pretty upstanding of him, i think they gave a couple tickets for selling booze (which we werent), for not having a maximum occupancy sign (comon guys, seriously ?) and somethin else i cant remember ... the whole thing was pretty chaotic so its hard for me to remember details ... anyway, so after most people had cleared, this younger cop (in full bulletproof gear) rolls up to us as we all sat there in disbelief of what jus happened and says "yeah, so i didnt hear you guys but everyone leavin was sayin you guys sounded really good, and i like reggae stuff, so whats the name of yer band" ... we all kinda look around at each other but no one says nothin (this is why i love the drastics, loose lips sink ships sucka) ... so he asks again and we all jus kinda ignore him when some kid in the crowd goes "theyre the drastics" ... fuck ... so much for that, then he asks "you guys got a card i can have?" ... again, everyone jus kinda looks around at each other, and i say "you want a cd its 12 bux" ... no, he doesnt want to buy a cd, he just wants our info (funny that), so he gets out a piece of paper and writes down the drastics and maybe thedrastics.com or somethin ... he finally leaves and were all like, "the fuck was up with that" and before he even leaves the room, we all see him hand the card w/ our info on it to his sergeant ... what the fucks up with that !? sketchy shit ... though we might now be on a CPD watch list which is kinda cool ... but the fun doesnt end there, the cops said even more dumb shit to us later ... so now its the end of the nite, everyones out of there except us, a few of the guys that live there and few girls brave enough to hang around, i was playing bartender which was fun, cause now theres all this booze thats not gonna get drunk ... so this cop comes back in and is like "ok, you guys lock that door, and were gonna drive by once more to make sure everythings ok, we want to make sure you guys get home safe, theres been some gunshots fired around here recently" ...
oh ?
really ?
gunshots huh ?
hmmm ... maybe its cause YOUR WHOLE FUCKING SQUADRON WAS BUSTIN UP THE PEACEFUL REGGAE DANCE PARTY INSTEAD OF DEALING WITH FUCKING GANG BANGERS !?!? ... jeebus ... that shit pissed me off ... he left, and then another 15 min went by of us jus hangin out and ANOTHER cop comes back in and is the biggest dick in the world ... he aggresivly made us leave, despite the fact that now there was NO REASON for his punk ass to be there ... there was like 8 people in the room, all over 21 jus hangin out and drinkin ... last i checked that shits legal ... ugh ...
anyway, nite still turned out ok, we swiped a handle of jim beam and headed back to the crib, where at one point there was a roundoff competition and mad fedora wearing ... but thats for another post ...
woop woop ... thats the sound of the police
mr dc na fe let i play reggae
more cpd badness a madness
more cpd craziness
why are cops pigs ?
more chicago cops actin the fool
Jun 17, 2006
a real post ... of sorts
severed heads are a problem ...
i have the solution ... but if that dont work, you can always do this ... or if yer squeamish you can always make yer own ... but beware as it may just be a trend ... and you dont wanna be caught up in a fad ... but then again evidence of that tends to lean to the contrary ...
and then you can always do this
the end.
i have the solution ... but if that dont work, you can always do this ... or if yer squeamish you can always make yer own ... but beware as it may just be a trend ... and you dont wanna be caught up in a fad ... but then again evidence of that tends to lean to the contrary ...
and then you can always do this
the end.
belated birfdays all around! *
first off let me apologize for bein as bad as bogardus about postin the ol blog ... and i dont mean in that "ms. jackson if youre nasty" kinda way ... ah, the ol blog, shes been with us through alot this past year ... the tears, the laughter, the cock punches, and the laughter ... i dont know if anyone even noticed, but the ol girl turned one year old on june 1st having weathered over 600 posts from her cantancerous crew of hefty lecherous scofflaws, and i mean, im no mathematician, but thats a shit load of posts ... and thanks to the tireless efforts of its founder T. Bogardus IV, Esq. we've seen an absolutly brilliant increase from 3 to over 6 readers a day ! (so look for a little something extra in your paycheck this winter around christmas time, wink wink) ...
*ok ... ive written this post about 3 times now and have had blogger or my computer fuck up and then lost the post ... then for a couple of days i couldnt post at all ... this has been incredibly annoying, but truth and justice have prevailed ... and now i stand before you, ready to blog my lil heart out ...
ok, well now for the bulk of this article ... i wanted to make a best-of post for the bluntest, but 1. theres alot of good stuff, and 2. many of our older posts have broken links on em now cause websites dont archive their shit ... so maybe ill do a 3-part series best-of, or maybe ill jus leave it as this, a best-of the early days ... i dunno ... whatever ...
our first post ... off to a slow start
forgot all bout this
bogardus v driznastic
the pimpernel wants a new holiday
driznastic has the answer
heino !
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