easy post

hungry at 2am the other nite, i hit up grubhub.com ... and realized that a blog post of hilarious proportions was easy as posting customer reviews of flash taco ....

for those who don't know (though it should be apparent by the review), flash taco is a late nite taqueria (and i'm using that term very generously ... grease pit is more accurate) that you should only (i repeat, ONLY) eat, when you are so drunk you do not know any better ... and even then, if you have any REAL friends, they will stop you before doing so ... it's located in the slowly-being-gentrified neighborhood of wicker park and 3am on a weekend nite, it is a vision of my own personal hell ... crap food, drunk trixies and even drunker idiot-chad-marks either screaming in revelry or screaming at their drunk trick (for sucking off their boy, or what have you) ... for those who know, i'm not saying nothin' new ...

on a side note, i know i don't live in the most happening neighborhood in chicago (ukrainian village) but at 2am, there's only 6 places that will deliver to me ... i was expectin more for some reason ...