THIS FRIDAY, AUGUST 10
@ :: MORSELAND (1218 w morse, chicago IL)
W :: grimy styles, dj papa g
T :: 9:30pm
$ :: 5
THIS SATURDAY, AUGUST 11
@ :: WILD HARE (3830 clark, chicago IL)
W :: heavy manners, dj chuck wren
T :: 9:30pm
$ :: ??
SO GET TO THE SHOW, RICK IS COUNTING ON YOU!!
featuring ...
tom riley ... tenor sax, flute, dubs, horse hair hats, antique apiculture equipment, cutting the gordian knot
kincaid smith ... trumpet, loquacious fits, fugacious overtures, slummin'
brian citro ... guitar, activation of wonder-twin powers, lumpsucker fishin', woody allen fan-club president
bijan warner ... organ, keyboards, matt damon trvia, 19th century books on epidermal disorders, philomath revelry
chris merrill ... bass, overdeveloped risible muscles, lascivious hand gestures, impassioned pleas for "some-kind-of-sanity"
anthony abbinanti ... drums, suffering of a peculiar delirium of persecution, drinking very freely of whiskey, bbq triathlon regulatin'
fada dougou ... vocals, gimcrack hoarding, chthonic powers, paroxysm of words
zulu ... vocals, drinking in wassail, grandiloquent tendencies, legerdemain at chutes-and-ladder competitions
elliot ross* ... broken scapulas, hit 'n runs, not being able to play the guitar
***FREE BALLOON ANIMAL WORKSHOPS AFTER ALL PERFORMANCES (BYOBA)!
****DONKEY RIDES WILL BE PROVIDED ON THE NIGHT OF THE EVENT!!
IT IS OUR SADDEST OBLIGATION TO INFORM OUR AUDIENCE THAT ELLIOT ROSS HAS FALLEN VICTIM TO A HIT AND RUN WHILE RIDING HIS BIKE TO WORK ... HIS SCAPULA MAY BE BROKEN, BUT HIS SPIRIT PERSEVERES! SEND ELLIOT SOME TIDINGS OF GOOD CHEER IF YOU HAVE THE TIME, HE'S LAID UP AT HOME, ARM IN A SLING, CRYING HIS LIL EYES OUT ...
and if you don't believe me about elliot, check the hospital roster i found online ...
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Elliot Ross, white, male, 23? years, native of Ireland, laborer, recommended his commitment to the S.- I.- A. at Jackson, La. on October 30th – 1883, finding him insane suffering from “Chronic Alcoholism”.
Like all Irishmen, he is witty. He is gay & pleasant in his speech, at times rational, and then again he will wander off, and address imaginary persons or objects. He is a laborer, single, and has been a hard drinker for years. To use his own expression “I have been drinking every since before I was born; it runs through my nature.”
Petition filed Nov. 7/83, signed Nov. 10. Monroe, J.
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nah, but seriously, he's busted, come buy him a drink
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