the drastics cd release show ... tomorrow nite!

THIS THURSDAY!
AUGUST 23rd
*AT*
THE BEAT KITCHEN, CHICAGO
2100 W BELMONT AVE
9pm, 18+

BI-CENTENNIAL CHEESE CURD APPRECIATION CONGRESS!
and
REGGAE SHOW!!

...featuring...

THE DRASTICS
chicago's favorite dub-reggae sons
DROPPING THEIR NEWEST CD RELEASE
“WAITING”

-and-

DR. RING-DING
german dancehall legend

~specifics for the night of the event~

tom riley
tenor sax, flute, dubs, clarifying statements, emoluments, convergance of cognition

kincaid smith
trumpet, song-crammin', iron lung deficiency, baffling salmagundis

brian citro
guitar, dubious encounters, votary of adam sandler, ability to limn the un-limnable

bijan warner
keys, 1337 H4x0r 5ki115, never doing anything immoral or bad, sand castles

chris merrill
bass, small plastic animals, sylvan splendors, autonomous creations

anthony abbinanti
drums, excessive verbiage, trencherman qualities, breadcrumbs

fada dougou
vocals, honey-dippin', hot-footin', gin-crackin'

zulu
vocals, lack of caesura, super-telescopic vision, incorporating simulacrum of thundercats

|| DISPLAYS OF PRESTIDIGITATION PROVIDED ON THE NIGHT ||

FULL SERVICE CHEESE BAR PRIVELAGES FOR MEMBERS OF THE SOCIETY

-+- RAFFLE PRIZES INCLUDE -+-
A VIOLENT DIRIGIBLE
LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF HAND-CRANKS
BOX OF USED TOOTH-PICKS
FLESH PRODUCTS
AUTOGRAPHED FRED SAVAGE LITHOGRAPHS
JUNK MAIL FOR IRANIAN PRESIDENT

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