Jun 22, 2005

The Hell?

My horoscope from the 2056 Onion:

LeGuin (Jan. 3—Mar. 14)
Your attempt to build a peaceful, agrarian matriarchy in the former northern-Californian archipelago fails miserably when the thousands of cat-fights breaking out amongst the basket-weaving lodgers are traced back to overexposure to winsome folk music.

Wow, the Onion. Officially weirder than ever.
SO SAID Bogardus at 8:52 AM

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