hottie inventors

hows this color scheme, corey ?

in accordance with the pimp name site, i shall be now known as ...

Mr. White Chocolate A. Loco

thats MISTER White Chocolate to you, sucka ...

the rest of the drastics are as follows ...

chris: "Macktastic Merrill Rockefeller"
tom: "Delicious Tom Rock"
bijan: "Master Pimp Bijan Glide"
pat: "Trick Magnet Patrick Smooth"

and that name goes perfectly with my new ride ... heres where to pimp yer shit out if you need to knows ...

speakin of big pimpin, the woman below is hedy (heddy?) lamarr (born Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler), an austrian born actress who co-invented the technology all modern cell phones are based on (the other inventor was George Antheil, an avante-garde composer) ... more specifically, the original idea was to create something that could control torpedos via radio, of which their model used a device similair in design to player-pianos (antheil had written a piece that required 16 player-pianos, and had thusly created a way to sync them all up) and used 88 frequencys (the same notes on a piano) ...

im gonna have her invent me a time machine now so i can go back to 1940 and work on that ... hot damn !