look what i made ...

give it a second to load ... and dont ask questions ...

I might as well get on this band wagon

Buy me something

Sorry if this needs a sign up

I tried to bypass the sign up crap in the beginning, hopefully it worked, if not, apologies in advance:

Kind of funny

MER HEINO!

i dont know why i didnt look this guy up before ... but now i guess i get another post out of it ... im the only one keepin up on my quota though ... ahem ...



the heino uber-page

official (nice shades !)

um, not really sure what the agenda here is (watch the movie if you can, and lemme know, that openin sequence of computer noises ... thats a speak-n-spell, right !?)

super-camp heino! das ist gut!

ps. the album in the previous post translates to "Dear Mother, a bouquet that will never wilt" ... aww, whatta good son ... although hes got bates material written all over him ...

wow ... the plagarist strikes again !

hey, bogardus ... more like plagardus ! ... you stole everyone of those links from fark or hedonistica.com ! weak ! superweak ! ... myeahhhhhhhh ...

WEAK!

its cool though, you can make it up to me by buyin me somethin !

specially this prime cut ...

PLANET OF BLOOD (1966): Here's one of the best gifts I can give you folks. This gorgeous color 16mm print of a super rare Curtis Harrington Sci-fi masterpiece. A real precursor to Alien (1980), this Psychedelic sixties flick features a bunch of astronauts (a cast including Basile Rathbone, John Saxon and Dennis Hopper) who answer a distress call from a freaky looking vampire who crash landed on Mars. A very slow start, with a super satisfying conclusion. Wild "out of space" colors keep this flick interesting. Nice film to drop acid to. |ORDER|

on a side note, that mr. t video is out-fucking-standin ...

My long week of limited internet access is almost at and end. You guys missing me? No? Go fuck yourselves.

Fine, just for that, you're not allowed to look at these awesome sites:

I pity the fool who clicks here!

Autistic child for sale!

Driznastic's mother finds work.

terrible, terrible music ...

our roundup this episode is focusin on ... EUROPA ! free-thinking and progressive governments have allowed for an awful amount of crap to be committed to tape in europe ... heres jus a samplin ...

british (i think) ... this is bad on so many levels, but the mofo got to do a bjork re-mix ... ugh ... fuckin euros, always stickin together and shit ... eatin ... scones, and ... tea ...

swedish ... wow, sweet crackers, words cannot even begin to describe this, nor can i describe to you why anyone in the world likes this kinda crap ...

danish ... jus click on the picture ... dont ask questions, just click on the picture ... and then sit back and let the sunshine in ...

more danes ... not music, but he was mentioned in the last back-issue of the onion

germany ... comon guys, the nazi thing was enough ... dont make us come back there ...

more germans ... international german disco hit-makers BONEY M., and their disco interpretation of the traditional rastafarian chant "rivers of babylon" ... ugh

jeebus germany way to dish it out ... (sorta nsfw-ish) ... from the back of the album "This album is the story of a girl who sold her soul to the Devil and won, A lonely child, disenchanted by the society she lives in, she has no friends until the day she listens to the tempting offer of the Devil who promises her anything she wants (follow me). Her first wish is for riches (gold) and then for fame. After turning to her mother for help (mother, look they've done to me) she runs away (run baby run) and retires into solitude and memories. Renouncing her selfish need, she offers her love to a man who really needs her, her sweet revenge over the Devil's offer..." click here to listen !

oh heino, if only those flowers were for me ...

8-bit hustler

i cant believe that hadnt been posted yet ...

this specific one is out of control, if you only read one, read this one

news of the weird ...

from the reader, july 22

a support group in nelson, new zealand, for people suffering from chronic fatigue syndrome said in may that its committee members had been too tired to plan any activities for CFS international awareness day. also in may a rotary club in miramichi, new brunswick, announced that the grand prize in its raffle to help build an environmental education center would be a new hummer.

huh, i didnt realize he was online also

How much for your women

Sell me your children!

ok, new rule

hey ! if yer gonna post somethin that you need a login/password for, you should post yers ... im talkin to you pimpernel ... 2 of yer las posts i could not view, and inquiring minds want to know ... w/o havin to sign up ...

example

News News News

I'm all caught up with work, I'm doing a normal load and have nothing to do. So it's a news day!!!! I've saved the juiciest for you . . .

When and if I ever die, this is how I want to be remembered

i love the nightlife ...

i love to boogie ... on the disco and eyyyyyeeeeyyyeeye ...

jeebus ... nother 5:30am nite gang ... only one hour late for work today though ... i need a louder alarm

why !? why do people do this !?

isssa nice ...

this sites got soooo much weird crap ... (click on "artists")

Headlines

Not much going on today:

Danny Glover?

Still hot out, which really isn't new

Weird stuff from the Heartland

Daley: Wanted Dead or Alive

The punishment fits the crime and what a crime

The Devil Likes Slurpees

I know not everyone is a football fan, but Bears' minicamp started this week. Go to the last paragraph.

Blunt

Hate crimes really aren't that bad, if we all hate them

At least the pictures were put on the information super highway first

need I say more ....

wow im a dork ...

Need I say more?

Timing

I just wrote a long post, and each of you had posted in the 15 minutes it took me. Talk about making up for the last few days!

Can you tell I got all caught up with my work?

What's scarier than the twisted half breed of a Scientologist and a Free Mason with Donkey as a grandaddy?

So they finally posted pictures from the last family reunion

umm .... yes ?

duh ... of course im bored at work ...

heres the scores to beat ...

Karl rove; my two cents

Sorry I've been AWOL folks, but I'm filling in for someone else who is on vacation this week at work. More work = Less Blunt. Its a sad equation, but a true one.

So...
Dubya keeps saying that "if a crime has been committed", he will be handing out pink slips. Way to go with "restoring integrity to the White House". Can you imagine the uproar from all the neo-cons if this had happened in Clinton's administration? Heads would roll. If the Clinton-Lewinsky deal can be blamed for the swing to the right in Washington, the Rove-Plame issue might be just the thing to swing the pendulum back. I hope.....

Lazy-ass Democrats need to grow a pair and bring this issue to forefront of the media. Let this Justice thing slide. He's much less right wing than anyone expected. Not a bad guy. Let it go. Save our outrage and struggle for the inevitable retiring of Rehnquist in the next year or two.

Keep paying attention to the White House press briefings. Its fun to watch the Bush Administration squirm.

In other news....
Keep your eyes peeled! He's dangerous! And elderly!

He's coming for your cursor...

Ping Pong at its Finest

Bored at work?

Blunt

Some good news about this whole Karl Rove thing: it doesn't matter what the public thinks anymore. Someone is going to go down for this and it aint looking good for Rove. This investigation has been going on for a long time and it keeps getting worse for him. Now, he might be looking at perjury as well. Also, a little side note on the subject. So Valerie Plame was a CIA agent working on nuclear proliferation. Now who is in charge of that department? Why it's Andrew Bolton! Might there be a connection? I think they had him testify. Does Bush have the balls to send him to the UN? We'll see, but either way, someone's going to get in a lot of trouble and I don't think it will be a reporter or two. The kicker is Bush still has the power of pardon. Now on to real news:

How does two stationary objects run into eachother?

Scientists have finally found out why cats eat food that tastes like ass

What does it mean when someone says a directors movie "speaks for itself" when they're all in dead languages?

settlers of salt lake city

FINALLY! a settlers game that follows the true words of our latter-day friends !

super-weak

wow

i didnt think it would happen, but

wow

3 days with out a single post ... man, were gonna lose our lucrative advertising deals if we dont give the people what they want ! stupid things to look at, and pointless banter about how much we hate the political climate in this country ... oh, and tom cruise ... cause even though hes fallen out of the limelight for a second, people still love to read about him ... so if i may rant for a second ...

ahem

KARL ROVE KARL ROVE KARL ROVE KARL ROVE!!!!!!!

what is wrong wit you fuckin sheep of people !? while i agree that the supreme court nomination is also ridiculously important to the future america, why did we all of a sudden stop caring that one of bushs top PERSONAL aids committeed goddamn TREASON !? (a crime only punishable by death according to bush sr) ... ARGH ! what is wrong here !? and what about this ... italy (ITALY WHO SUPPORTED THE GODDAMN IRAQ WAR!) is now issuin warrants for CIA agents ... doesnt that mean somethin should change !?

meanwhile in the blossoming womb of democracy, known in some circles as iraq, the death count is ...
11 people on sunday

90 the week before

and this pleasent tally

seriously, and not to sound like a pessimist (as i am not one), but get ready for some serious changes folks ... america is some serious decline, as an economic power, as a military power, and as a cultural power ... dont be shocked if you start to see changes as early as the next 10 years, as our politicians seem insistant on ushering this beautiful decay along ... while most other "1st world" countries in the world spend their money on education and alternative energy programs, america continues to spend most of its money on war and jails ... pretty fuckin sweet ... but, for real, not to scare anyone ... but, this is the begining of the end ...

i mean, christ ! space aliens are even against us ... it all makes sense !

Harry Potter makes people violent

Seriously, the Pope is all worried about how Harry Potter can "distort Christianity in the soul" He should be more worried about people like this

Now that Congress has balanced the budget, ended poverty, and established world peace, they can "make everyone feel sunnier"

First gay Supreme Court Justice?

Hurricanes make this guy horny

Greatest Rock and Roll Band Ever

So the greatest rock and roll band ever is, of course, the ska band "The Exchequers". How could they have gotten better?

Here's a clue

Clown

Ass Clown

More Ass Clowns

Look out

And slightly related to the title link

john howard day !

thats my vote for our new holiday ... i mean, sure, he fully supported a war built on lies and deciet, but hot damn, the man shaw looks good in a chinese tunic, and owns a lovely chain of hotels, hes got mad game wit the ladies, has an aboriginal curse on him, hes on top of the australian liberal party (even though its a conservative party ... ahhh ... newspeak here we come!), and commands an army of saucer-head aliens and weird para-military french guys to frighten the children ... though most of the time they do battle with these things ... a race of intergalatic pink-wearing war-mongering sweater-muffering hoopty-hopping robot-demon-alien-monsters hell bent on earths destruction ... and only one man ... ONE MAN ! can save us ... JOHN "DONT TAKE NO MESS" HOWARD

and thats why he gets my vote

in unrelated news, turtle gets wheels

Return of the Pimp

Holy Hell! Pimpernel is gone for a few days, and comes back swinging! You're on a roll, sir.

Votes for holiday names:

Too Hot Day
August Day
Sloth Day
Pimpernel Day
Blunt Day

the erotic awakening of s

mmm ... 2.5 hours late for work today ... sweet crackers ! im not even really sure why, though it might have somethin to do wit goin to bed at 5:30, oh, and the heavy drinkin from 1-5 ... that might have somethin to do wit it too ... oh, and you know that sayin "beer before liquor, never been sicker , liquor before beer yer in the clear", yeah, guess what ... it doenst make a goddamn lick of difference if yer drinkin like tomorrows prohibition ... jeebus ...

der pimpernels head of this commision me thinks ...

no, comon kids, no, its cool, comon in ... no, comon ... look what i got ...

i like this photo of elvis better ... i like the charming gentleman on the left even more ! (he actually looks like kinda a badass wit that beard)

this is a picture of australian pm john howard talkin wit an australian injured in the first london transit bombing ... i guess she called him on his shit (shes some sort of ecology worker, so is probably pretty far left) and he got all flustered ... i wish shit like that happened more ... regardless, i jus like both their expressions ...

New Holiday, Part II

Since no one else is posting, I'll keep going.

What summer holiday doesn't have a good ol' fashion barbecue. Ok, this may start sounding like Independence Day, but I also think we should get some fireworks. Why the fireworks? Because fireworks were invented by the Chinese and the Chinese are an industrious people. This is a worker's holiday.

So why does this holiday mean that isn't covered in Labor Day? I know that's what you were asking cause this is getting pretty lame. Where Labor Day is a day of rest, this holiday is more of a day of sloth. Sloth, whiskey, bbq'd gator and fireworks. And the Chinese.

On the next installment, we'll work on a name for this lovely holiday.

New Holiday, Part I

First things first, I'm on hold and they're playing Elvis' "In the Ghetto". I love dealing with Kentucky.

On with the blogging, I think we need a new holiday. There's too much of a gap between Independence Day and Labor Day. August is too hot to work all the way through. I was thinking of something along the lines of Labor Day, but instead of celebrating the working class, going for something closer to a protest against the alienation of labor. This day should fall on August 22nd. Why August 22nd? Because that's a day I asked to have off of work. Or perhaps we can celebrate the birthday of Denis Papin.

Now that the basis of the holiday is laid out, we can now address specifics. We'll need flags. I think the color should be the same as that nasty green couch from college. And there ought to be a big ol pilgrimage. We can all go down to whiskey country in Tennessee.

That's all I got for now. I got to get back to work.

Finally, some real news

Gotta get some gold fronts

Falling Down

Ever see that movie, "Falling Down"? With that normal guy who flips out and starts killing people because he's sick of the mundane life he leads of suburban mediocrity and having to deal with jerks on a regular basis? Now, if you can make a movie about one person flipping out because he was pushed to far, imagine what it would be like if an entire country did that.

We might find out sooner rather than later what that'd be like

News at its Finest

Just like in school, the kid who gets copied off is the one in trouble

Slow news day

Not seeing much that is Bluntest-worthy today, so I'll give you a couple throwaways since Driz is such a whiny beeyotch:

Anecdotal Leads for News Stories Reporting the End of the World

Was Valerie Plame an undercover operative? Let's ask the Intelligence community!

Buy me something!

lettin out all the angst ...

people! im gettin lonely ... i cant carry the weight that is bluntest blog alone ... im jus not strong enough ... in fact, yeah, ya know what, no ... fuck yall motherfuckers, im gonna find me some new friends ... friends that respect me, friends that post funny things on blogs, friends that wear trucker hats, friends that wear white belts, friends that like bands youll never hear about, friends that think theyre deep, when really theyre jus pretentious stroketards ... friends ... like these guys ...





"i'm so emo, i dont care anymore ... "
-- actual graffiti on bathroom wall of club in memphis

photos courtesy of urban dictionary, the first shot is found under the definition "hipster", the second under the definition "emo-boy" ...

2. white belt
Any sort of back petting urban hipster fan boy puss.
The Hemlock is a fucking white belt trough

im guessin this is the hemlock in the above definition

white belts i dont hate

It isn't fun in space.

ok, so for those who dont know, theres a small/mid size ska label called megalith (some of the same people that ran moon records back in the day) ... and since we got this tour thing ive been hypin our shit up on webboards/messageboards wherever i can find an audience ... so their website is www.megalithrecords.com, but instead of that i typed in www.megalith.com ... and found this small nugget of internet joy ...

this is some outttttt christian music i feel bad postin all these music links for those of you who cant listen ...

my favorites: somethin bout the dead sea scrolls, inspired by Job 38:30-36, dude needs to get laid, "jennifer a" (originally titled "match.com")

oh! and a giant multi-layered home made gummi bear

thanx again surjeet !

ROCK ON!

sexygatoradez369

so bogardus played a cruel cruel hoax on me yeterday on IM ... he sent a bot/AI out to get me ... i called his bluff not even 3 minutes into the "conversation" ... still pretty funny ...

SexyGatoradez369: Do I know you
SexyGatoradez369: uh hello? why aren't you talking?
SexyGatoradez369: u seem interesting, can we talk more?
driznastic: um
driznastic: hi
SexyGatoradez369: um, yes?
driznastic: sappenin
SexyGatoradez369: are u any good with computers? I am pretty illiterate when it comes to computers, haha
driznastic: depends on what you mean, "computers" is kinda a broad topic
SexyGatoradez369: me? no
driznastic: who is this ?
SexyGatoradez369: my name is megan
SexyGatoradez369: where did u go?
SexyGatoradez369: lol
driznastic: im right here ...
SexyGatoradez369: i bet you're really hot aren't u?
driznastic: i dunno, i gotta hunchback ... and my left arm is kinda deformed
SexyGatoradez369: i would probably feel the same way lol
driznastic: special people find it hot
driznastic: huh?
driznastic: hmm ... im tryin to figure out if yer AI or what
driznastic: cause you havent made a lick of sense yet
SexyGatoradez369: really? if hmm im tryin to figure out if yer ai or what?
driznastic: are you a cyborg ?
driznastic: cause thatd be pretty sweet
SexyGatoradez369: u,m no?
driznastic: no ?
driznastic: are you not sure ?
driznastic: or are you programed to answer no ?
SexyGatoradez369: ok then
driznastic: ok then what ?
SexyGatoradez369: ok
driznastic: ive never chatted w/ a half human half machine before
SexyGatoradez369: really?
driznastic: can you do insane math shit ?
SexyGatoradez369: do u think so?
driznastic: like figure out logarithms ?
driznastic: quick ! gimme the the log of 4.56
SexyGatoradez369: i have been so tired lately, I cant wait till I acn sleep in for once

SexyGatoradez369 has gone offline.


NICE TRY BOGARDUS, BUT VICTORY IS MINE ! MWHAHAHAHA YOUR ROBOT ARMY CAN NEVER MATCH MY SUPERIOR INTELLECT !



p.s. the log of 4.56 = 0.658964842664

He's dead, Jim

RIP, good sir.

There will be a wake involving some Aldeberan Whiskey and either Star Trek - The Motion Picture or Trekkies (depends which one I can get my hands on today). All are welcome to come pay homage to a good man.

wow

fuck this ... and they say the suburbs are safer ... i guess when yer a 23 year old model with a 2000 mustang, it jus makes sense to want to kill yerself ...

more

The candyman can!

Note to Washington Post:

Please let 14 year olds read headlines before publishing to avoid possibly embarassing wordplay

aigh, back to it

ok, back to the weird and/or funny shit that you expect from me ... at least, i hope you think its funny ... im not jus doin this for my health ya know ... LAUGH DAMMIT!

number 04 is my favorite !

jus cant give it up ...

HO, HO, HO and a RATTA TAT TAT ... yer dead

the man who brought you "you make me feel like dancin", and other disco hits

wantin to punch him is a totally normal reaction, watch his hit bein performed by some dude at a radio station ... sounds like they left a 45 record on 33

hmm ... on lookin back, this is some weak shit ... ill get to better later

2600 miles in 3 days

thats what i did this weekend ... went down to memphis and saw much love from the people there, then went and hung out in madison and minneapolis ... bijan and chris hung around memphis on saturday and got to see the stax museum, though i did get a lil taste of soul on saturday in madison where i learned that otis redding died while crashin into lake monona, which borders that fair city ... knew he died in a plane crash, didnt know that plane crashed into one of the 2 lakes bordering madison ... regardless, purty good times, except for the straight drive home from minneapolis, leavin at midnite and gettin home around 6am on monday ... i took the whole bitch by my lonesome as my travelin companions got their beauty sleep ... bunch o chumps ... so i subsequently ditched out on work monday and stayed up all day so my sleep schedule wouldnt be all jacked ... makes sense, right ?

drivin through middle america is a trip, man ... there was a good stretch in missouri that i literally saw a dozen anti-abortion ads over the course of 45 minutes .. political agendas aside, isnt this the part of the country thats so religiously righteous that vast majorties of the population are already anti-abortion !? preachin to the choir, methinks ... though my favorite had to the be the charmin gentleman (who i watched strike out three times tryin to mack on this skinny-ass taco john employee wearin a 5 inch button that said "IVE BEEN WEST-TEXED!!") wearing a trucker hat with the timeless phrase "Welcome to America, Now Speak English" ... ahhhh i can jus feel the love ...

but i also jus have to brag for a second that we actually got a tour together fo august ! sweet crackers ! ... check out the drastics site for the details ... west coast gwon get dubbed ... BOYEEEEEE

they dont have the fireside ... though im sure its ratin would be too low to even count

Doublespeak

In 2003, McClellan said it was "a ridiculous suggestion" that Rove was involved. "I've made it very clear, he was not involved, that there's no truth to the suggestion that he was," he said. He also said that any culprit in the White House should be fired "at a minimum."

At one point, McClellan vowed: "The president has set high standards, the highest of standards, for people in his administration. He's made it very clear to people in his administration that he expects them to adhere to the highest standards of conduct. If anyone in this administration was involved in it, they would no longer be in this administration."

Bush replied "yes" when asked in June 2004 if he would fire anyone who leaked the agent's name.

New Link

Added a link on our sidebar to a blog by our friends across the country, Dan and Leah. The geekery is contagious!

Notice how they have lots and lots of content and we just have links to things like this. This way we give blog readersa choice:

Want to hear about some cool people and their daily lives? go there.
Want to see some crazy links posted by some dudes bored at work? Free Robot Sex.

Don't eat your carbless soygurt without it!

Longest Week Ever

What makes you think video games are violent?

I defy you not to laugh

Out of all the people in the whole, wide world, can you think of anyone less deserving of a Lifetime Achievement Award from the "Indiana Black Expo"? Hint: No

visual episode

fuck yer content ...

southern cross and a fourty ounce ! (aka culture clash)

jesse, t, purple tiger pants, scottish kilt ... chicken

hey yirmeyahu, wanna go lynch some gentiles !?

classic

thas all you get

DANCIN' GIRLS!

Fullfilling my role

Corey, have you been here yet? If not, you should go. They are so cute!!

You should also go here. If you are still going with us!! It will be fun! you will like it! Any of you other fools should go too if you want to. I know it is probably below all the music snobs out there, but it is not too far below you, it will be a good time.

monsters of megaphone

the O.G.s ...

listen to my man eddie cantor sing his hit "Oh! Is She Dumb!"

theres a girl i know who came from college, yes suh and shes supposed to have alot of knowledge just 17 oh what a queen sweet face and figure you know what i mean just like a rose from the south but when she opens her mouth oh is she dumb oh boy is she dumb she thinks shes as bright as can be shes dumb she dont know where shes at thinks the english derby is a hat gee, but shes dense no common sense, just a head of solid ivory shes so dumb she should be in cage thinks virginia hams are on the stage, my goodness oh is she dumb dumb as they come shes even so dumb she likes me

but seriously this is one fad that can go away
Greg Poppleton - Australia's only 1920s & 30s-style singer

Ring the bell for round two

If you read the transcript of Monday's White House press briefing that I linked to a couple posts back (and if you didn't, you should), then you NEED to check out Round Two.

"Its not my job to have a constructive dialogue, Scott. Sorry."

Who knew press briefings could be so much fun?!

twenty four hours of sobriety

im usually not one to do this, but this music is tremendously horrible ... lets give the indie rock thing a rest guys ... jus cause you list the arcade fire and sonic youth as influences doesnt mean youll ever sound like em ! UH, idiots ...

triple H in da house

thanks to the lovely surjeet for this link, which is also why i cant diss it or shell get mad

brick walls + train tracks = hall of douchebags

see this guy ? you may or (most likely) may not remember him as "akeem the african dream" from mid 80s pro wresting ... hailing from the deepest darkest jungles of africa, akeem came to the ring in hopes of bringing honor to his homeland, mother africa ... why the whole of the african continent would send a big fat white dude to represent them is anyones guess ...

sweet crackers, more guitars ...

Stop the presses!

London Bombings? Unimportant. Treason in the Executive Branch? No one cares.

Brad Pitt has the flu?!?! Put it on the front page!

Curse you, Associated Press! This is the opposite of news! Next week, they will probably have an article about how Angelina Jolie has the flu, too, and maybe the two of them got it by kissing Then they can have a picture with their names and little hearts and flowers and unicorns around it. That's professional journalism, folks.

Speaking of professional journalism, when did the White House Press Corps get a backbone?
Favorite quote: "I've responded to that question, dick."

Also, Best. Mugshot. Ever.

50 books

So, there is this meme being spread by bloggers throughout the internet, cleverly titled "50 books in 2005". In case you're retarded, I'll explain that all these bloggers are committing to read 50 books this year and post reviews of said books, so as to create a community where people talk about and recommend books to each other. I read a lot and love this idea because, for some reason, I don't hear people talk to about the books they're reading often enough. Anyhew, I'm a little late to the bandwagon, so I'm gonna do my own "25 books in the last half of 2005". Anyone awesome enough to join me gets a quarter.

Now, on with the funny:

Skateboarder more impressive than Driznastic playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater

I wish I could've been at this trial

float like a butterfly, sting like a maccabee

more on the irish, jews, and boxing ...

jewish boxing ...
the ghetto wizard
those were the days

irish boxing ...
well, celtic martial arts, anyway
watch out ! terrible terrys comin for ya !

and last but not least
irish jews ! ...
erin go oy !
wha ... ? never heard of this one ... probably be on adult swim soon enough


um ... i dont think yer really suppose to box em though ...

Maybe not just the Irish

Only the Irish

What brings two sides of a deeply rooted and highly violent religious conflict together? What can stop this violence? Boxing!

Role of the Prez

Just found this quote. I was gonna link to it, but then figured I'd just post it here:

"The President is merely the most important among a large number of public servants. He should be supported or opposed exactly to the degree which is warranted by his good conduct or bad conduct, his efficiency or inefficiency in rendering loyal, able, and disinterested service to the Nation as a whole. Therefore it is absolutely necessary that there should be full liberty to tell the truth about his acts, and this means that it is exactly necessary to blame him when he does wrong as to praise him when he does right. Any other attitude in an American citizen is both base and servile. To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about him or any one else. But it is even more important to tell the truth, pleasant or unpleasant, about him than about any one else."

"Roosevelt in the Kansas City Star", 149
May 7, 1918

bogardus's uranium core shall live evermore

wrestlers .... these guys are WRESTLERS

nutty nutty anarchists !

pimpernel, forget yer donkeys and get on these

wow, someone tell this guy he missed the point of both of these ideologies ...


more awesome guitars ? why the hell not ?

yeah, yeah, yeah ...

word ... yeah, i was gonna post somethin earlier sayin that i was workin on this so yall have to keep me entertained by postin for me today, but then i decided to jus suprise yall ... so , yeah, suprise !

oddly it looks 100% fine in IE, and 98% fine in mozilla (theres a small gap on the cigar band jus under the logo) ...

but ill try to fix that tomorrow ...

in the meantime ...

DAMN DICK ! (ie no wonder the GOP wins the alpha-male war)

works now ... no one allows remote linkin anymore

in honor of the 80s thing ...

Yay for colors!

I heart Driznastic.

I was about to heap crap on my fellow bloggers if I was flying solo today, but now I see that Driz has been showing Blunt a little love. Pimpernel is still on thin ice, though....

To celebrate our new look, Matt over at X-Enteratinment has an outstanding new article

Rants in my pants

Hmm, if a news story was released on a Sunday night, I'll bet the American public wouldn't even notice what with London blowing up and the Judicial Branch getting revamped. Perfect timing, Bush Administration!

Can we rant about the structure of the American media for awhile? Exactly when was it that they devolved into the spin machine for the neo-cons? Seriously. All the uproar and hewhaw about Clinton getting a damned blow job, and the Bush Administration is getting away with murder. Literally. Knowingly revealing the identity of an undercover CIA official is a felony, folks. Getting a hummer is not.

Baby's got Bible!

It's stuff like this that make it so hard for me to have respect for religious folks.

plagarist ! (and probably a papist too ... )

im callin fowl !
fowl on you bogardus !
FOWL !
i put that crying while eating site up last month !
FOWL!
in fact, it was the first link in my first post ... which is right here
though that no pony picture is pretty damn funny ... it makes me smile to see little girls crying ... oh, and it makes me smile to gain ...

ADMINISTRATIVE POWERS!!!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THANK YOU BOGARDUS !
DEATH SHALL COME QUICK TO OUR ENEMIES !!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wow, seriously, what in gods name is this thing ???

thanks to the lovely tiffany for the picture

flip da bird

ahhh ... dope

Gonna be some changes made

Folks, its either the end of the beginning or the beginning of the end for this site, because Driznastic has been blessed with ADMINISTRATIVE POWER!

Make us look pretty, fool.

No Pony for you!

Star Wars Episode III: abridged script

If I can figure out how, this will be my Halloween costume

Smart people are awesome

Disturbing or funny?: you decide!

The Uncanny Valley get a little bit deeper

So you want a post?

Bogardus wants some posts. Here are a few lovely posts...

giggles, the candy bar made out of real bell pepper !

bogardus should get that ... but seriously ! dammit, too much depressin shit goin on today ... we need to laugh ... let the healing begin ...

i swear to god i typed "something funny" into google images and this page came up

more cock photos !!!!!

work safe, i promise

impotenz = $$$

sweet, sweet bush ...

also work safe, i swear

kinda like a kiddie cocktail ... only so much sweeter ...

this is jus retarded ...

As if all this wasn't bad enough . . .

There goes the first amendment

And shouldn't our terror level be at Frylock?

boiling point ...

three planned explosions in london (though the initial reports of 40 killed are gonna be way exaggerated)

theyre pretty sure the egyptian envoy to iraq has been killed

taliban, not only still exists in some state, but have US hostages they plan to kill

forget yer dirty bombs, what about a cloud of lung-melting gas or a toxic fireball !?

wow, thats encouraging ...



dont look so sad george, remember, we're winning ! ha-zah !

Weird

Click and drag

Nothing funny to say

I've been sitting here staring at the screen trying to think of something funny to say, but its kind of futile. This is awful.

Yeah, I know

I know, I should start making lists of links rather than making a new entry everytime I find one, but I'm impatient and want to get these goodies to you as soon as possible.

Yes, this man is an actor and yes, he is Bush's council for picking a supreme court justice

many sausages have known things before you had time to react.

the system works ! ask and ye shall recieve ... i do wanna take this opportunity to apologize for any and all offensive content that i might have, might be, and might be planning to post on this site ... i will try to keep the cock photos and naked pictures of pimpernels mom to a minimum ... but, im only human ...

hey, he raised the dead to walk again ... its not so crazy that hed have his own talk show

that picture is super-tight

umm ... doctor, are you sure this is right ?

probably not safe for work, even though it is scientific

i wish we had these (especially that mascot)

you wont get the full effect till you can listen to the theme song that plays on the mainpage ...

taste the rhythm of the islands
the flavor can take you there
to goldenkrust
tell me if you really wanna roll wit us

BO BO BO!

this is fun for about 5 minutes ...



the NOAA could not be immediatly reached for comments on bush's "EAT MORE DOLFIN !!!!!" stance ...

Slappy

Care free days at summer camp

An Idea

That last post just gave me an idea. Ok, Bush has proved he can't speak well, he doesn't do his job well and he keeps trying to prove that he can barely keep his balance. Can we get a list going of how many times he's just bumbled around, ran into something, thrown up on a prime minister? (ok, that was his dad, but it was still pretty funny)

Bush, International Man of Mystery

Is the world watching?

They changes, they are coming

I just added comments, so anyone who visits can comment on the bullcrap we post.

I will add a counter.

Driz will probably be in charge of design, cuz he's got the HTML skillz to pay the HTML billz.

Buy me something!

We need a hit counter

Make me a counter, computer people! I want to know exactly how many people check this site a day! I know I check it about every fifteen minutes. Maybe I should be trying to find interesting sites to put up rather than look at your guys hard work and entertain myself without the hard work of sifting through web page after web page of drivel. But I digress. Get me a counter!

hubris

bogardus ... a simple request ... 1. take off all these fools that dont ever contribute, 2. make this page pretty dammit ! or gimme access and ill make it pretty (its not like im busy at work) ... if we want those lucrative banner-ad contracts to start comin in, we gotta give the people what they want ! pretty pretty colors ! hooray !

al franken show is que bueno ... lotta ads though ...

Dongs and Al Franken

I saw dong dood, not steel reserve. I really hope that my boss saw that on my computer. I also hope she saw that article about size. I think I know who is going to be the talk of the office this week around the water cooler.

Al Franken Show, 11am-2pm. Funny Stuff.

a neverthriving of jugglers

my only response to yer post bogardus is ... uh, what the hell are you talking about ? cock photos !? my first link in my first post from yesterday goes to a nice pleasent photo of a can of steel reserve ... if thats what you think a cock is, or if thats what you fuck with ... well ... i feel sorry for yer girl cause those things are about 5 inches wide, and that cant be feel too good (i jus checked the link, no cock photos on my screen, boy) ... regardless ... not meanin to get anyone in trouble ... this is a family blog ... which is why the word "cock" and "fuck" have been used about a bazillion times in the las two entries ... and hey, dont threaten me wit a foot up the ass ... unless you mean to follow up on that offer ... and i hope you do, sailor ...

this is what i was linkin to, if its still messed up ...

scroll down and check the first guy listed for bein in prison ... northside crew !

finally i know what to call a group of polecats ! (its a chine)



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No Cock Photos!

I am instituting a new rule for this blog. No cock photos! That is a quick way to get your posting priviliges removed and a foot up your ass. Driznastic, if you don't know what I mean, go to your first link from your first post yesterday. Fix that shit, dog. I'm sure its not what you meant to link to. At least I hope...

But, on that note, here is some good news for that dude in the photo-which-shall-not-be-named! (And for me....)

all by myseh-eee-elffff ....

where is everyone today ? actually working ...... ?

shes a fox, but goddamn ... wtf !?

i wish i had this computer as a kid ...

site where i got the above image ...

bogardus calls these guys in for "repairs" all the time ...

let the eagle soar .... like its never soared, before ......

in honor of this already hazy weekend, i dedicate this post to booze and america ! they both start with the promise of good things to come, but wake you up the next morning feelin like shit ...

wow, the absolute worst idea ever ...

for the uninitiated, thats steel reserve, flavored with fruit and vodka

removed cause bogardus is a cry-baby

the custom in washington

ol skool 40 oz par-teh!

get to the part about the 156000 bux for movie rentals ... musta been gettin from the adult section ... (cheney wanted to see "slappy white and the seven hos" jus one more time ...

cree-poo

todays a visual episode on our program ...
for some reason, bogarduseseses'ss' use of the word "cree. pee." intrigued me, so i did a quick google search ... and now i present to you, some choice selections of googles answer for the search, "cree. pee." ...

a gingerbread urinal

an instant cologne machine

jewelry made from doll parts

a bum

meet the creepees ! (were findin this movie, by the way)

also creepy ...