Stop the presses!

London Bombings? Unimportant. Treason in the Executive Branch? No one cares.

Brad Pitt has the flu?!?! Put it on the front page!

Curse you, Associated Press! This is the opposite of news! Next week, they will probably have an article about how Angelina Jolie has the flu, too, and maybe the two of them got it by kissing Then they can have a picture with their names and little hearts and flowers and unicorns around it. That's professional journalism, folks.

Speaking of professional journalism, when did the White House Press Corps get a backbone?
Favorite quote: "I've responded to that question, dick."

Also, Best. Mugshot. Ever.