Since no one else is posting, I'll keep going.
What summer holiday doesn't have a good ol' fashion barbecue. Ok, this may start sounding like Independence Day, but I also think we should get some fireworks. Why the fireworks? Because fireworks were invented by the Chinese and the Chinese are an industrious people. This is a worker's holiday.
So why does this holiday mean that isn't covered in Labor Day? I know that's what you were asking cause this is getting pretty lame. Where Labor Day is a day of rest, this holiday is more of a day of sloth. Sloth, whiskey, bbq'd gator and fireworks. And the Chinese.
On the next installment, we'll work on a name for this lovely holiday.