goof balls

the best laotian anti-opium poster ive ever seen ...

YO! wes keeps it real

dan ryan gets .....

dishin out the plastic
do the dance till your spastic
if ya diss, it gets



(photo courtesy the always lovely sofie)

extra dark french

that puppy channel link yesterday was found by listenin to "this american life" ... so heres some more shit ive learned by listenin to this great show ...

the beaver trilogy (sfw), mo' info

prisoner inventions

ok, thats enough of that ...

strange comics

tree porn (sfw ... its trees)

fat kittys (for bogardus) ... link thanks to the always lovely surjeet

well thats pleasent

hypnotic

day of the robot

yes !

the puppy channel

get ya ass to the show

Another Football Player Arrested

I try to keep the football posts to a minimum, but this is hilarious.

non-sequiter music post

interesting

more info

listen to him

strange keys

at the least just read the first sentance ...

more crazy music theory

thor n trees

zeus n trees

proof that reading makes you smarter ... almost all of the above came from references in a huxley book im re-reading ....

id be smilin a little too

this made me laugh a little too hard

smokin rabbit


smorkin labbit

Leprechaun

There's a leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

Cause I Can't Look at Porn at School

Last one, I promise. I gotta get my head out of the gutter and into some books . . .

14 year old? 14 year old? Three 14 year olds!

I guess it's ok to bang 14 year olds. And a few follow up comments:
A) I never had teachers like that
B) I never had teachers who cared that much about their students
C) He was embarrased to testify? I would've been screaming it on the roof tops
D) I got it bad, I got it bad, I got it bad . . .

even more adorableness

Bogardus needs a new girlfriend too!

How adorable

Driznastic needs a new girlfriend

patty cake patty cake

Top of the morning to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon. Kent O'Brockman live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians.

Wishful Thinking

Perhaps these guys were a little too optimistic about Iraq

the bluntest: a new hope

holy crap ! then jim anchower, shaggy and jay and silent bob must just be ... retards ?

link courtesy the always lovely sofie

Hi

I'm not Driznastic, but I thought I would post a link anyway

Here it is

Enjoy it.

ill music

ill jazz videos ... also some 60s and 70s rock and latin and some 70s reggae ... impressive collection overall (thanks to tom for the link)

interview wit grandmaster flash ... really really good interview ... (thanks to greg for the link)

fresh...

bhang

hindu herb festival

hindu herb recipes

thanks to the lovely surjeet for the link

veezuel izpezode

what farkers interests really are ... (screen capture from a few weeks back, check the ads on the top)

globalization at work

blunt family photo!! (even though im the only who posts to this site anymore ... ay ... )

teh ghey

pee

answer honestly, and above all ... no cheating ...

zen like

consider me miles davis



damn ... 3rd page of a GIS for "peeing your pants" ... no idear ...

this is NOT the same as this

ill pulpness

drink, feck, arse, GIRLS!

this is really this which is where these guys live

thanks to the lovely sofie for tippin me to this show...

Look...are you ready for some FOOTBALL?!?!?!

modal mood

well turns out it was technically my fault for the outage ... thedrastics.com needed to be re-registered after 2 years ... but you think theyd send you some kind of reminder ... i generally dont remember things after 2 days, let alone 2 years ...

anyway, heres some niceness

dolphy and coltrane playing "impressions"

i know its cliche, but miles davis really is a bad ass ... miles and coltrane playin "so what" with the gil evans orchestra (ive seen this whole video, pretty sure its gil evans) ... seriously this is gangsta shit

wes montgomerys take on "impressions"

great video (but really poor audio) of gilberto gil & os mutantes circa '66

GOOD GOD YALL! ... you MUST let this clip load all the way before you watch ... its short, but havin it freeze up will kill the impact ...

we gon work on the other side of time ... sun ra's arkestra freakin the fuggg out

frank chicken is their name, "we are ninja" is their song ... and this is possibly the coolest 80s video ive ever seen

classic

beck backed by the flaming lips

original acme catalog (link thanks to the lovely sofie)

oh also this is one of the biggest shams in the american music industry's recent past

triple vexed

so you might notice that the background images for the bluntest are not loading ... and if you go www.thedrastics.com, you will find NOTHING ... goddamn i am tired of this webhosting company fuckin with my flow (www.m6.net) ... these guys are off point like a blind man playin darts ... every other month its somethin else they jack up with my sites ... either they are offline for days or parts go missing, etc ... argghghghh ... if they lost thedrastics.com or forgot to inform me to renew it (which according to my records i should not have to until next month) i am seriously gonna go postal on these bitches ..

anyway, happy fuckin pulaski day

Can I be cool now?

One of these days, I'm going to put something on Blunt that impresses Driznastic.

Perhaps today is that day

you truly belong with us here among the clouds

observe the many moods of the man called billy d williams ...

casual ...



formal ...



how do you rate ?

if anyone can either 1. sit through the whole thing or 2. tell me what the fuck this is all about ill give you a dollar

what you get for livin in gary

sad

story tip from hundo

sorry, las one and im out

but this was too funny

like trainspotting, but brattier

so somehow i stumbled across this

its the livejournal blog of (from what i can gather) a 17 year old upperclass/brat english clubber with aspirations of being a jazz musician ...

skinda strange ... if you do read, start at the bottom and read up (chronological), and you can read as he becomes more and more paranoid/schizophrenic ... starting at the bottom is a picture of a "family tree" of all his friends (which obviously took sometime to make ... not gonna be much of a musician if yer spendin all yer time makin goofy ass photoshops ... oh .. crap!) ... ahem, so it starts there, and by the end hes tellin everyone he knows to fuck off ... (and also in the same entry, there are comments where several of his friends remarked on how scared they were of him the last weekend out) ...

... i actually couldnt stop reading (and it is pretty short overall) ... i skipped the comments on a few, but overall those are worth reading too ...

there was only one entry of any "actual" relevance, and that was on the muslim riots following that cartoon of mohammed in that netherlands newspaper ... having spelled "muslim" wrong, someone pointed it out to him, and his reply was ...

"i must say sorry for my mispell
however i am richer, better, more intelligent and popular than you so fuck off."

that pretty much sums up the whole blog

Load up the Van, It's Time for a Road Trip

Better than the World's Largest Ball of String

strange things on live journal

always be prepared

got damn

the logistics boggle my mind

liberal arts and sciences

jeebus needs better pr

not from livejournal...

eh

the awesomeness of that link is debatable bogardus ... pimpernel showed me that link at 10 this morn ... but he couldnt log in to publish it ... but ive also never seen either movie, so other then the toy story characters swearing, its kinda lost on me ...

on a different note, you were the first person to tip me to this bogardus, so you get half credit ...

SoaP merch ... how sweet it is ... awesome graphic too !

I have returned

Sorry for my absence. No excuses, I'm just lame.

But I bring a great link as penance.

Toy Story 2/Requiem For A Dream

34%

i got my impeachin' rope ! ... whos with me !?

oh, and i also thus far have failed to mention that this weekend, while out traveling the midwest with the drastics i was fortunate enough to give myself (what i believe was) a healthy dose of alcohol poisoining ... friday nite we played madison and madison has some strange liquor laws, and as the show we were playin was all ages, we were uncertain if we were gonna be able to obtain any booze at all ... learnin that the liquor stores close at 9 (every nite) and it was already 8:45, brian and chris ran to the liquor store and bought an assortment of beverages, including a big bottle of jameson brand whiskey ... we didnt crack the bottle till after we played, which was probably around 11:30, and by 1:30 i was pouring myself my 4th round of a 1/2 of a pint glass of the stuff (neat, no ice) ... so, despite not having eatin anything since that morning, i managed to pour just under 2 pints of whiskey down my throat in a matter of 2, 2.5 hours ... mos def not healthy ... the rest of the weekend was pretty painful ... of course i didnt make matters any better going out the nex nite in minneapolis with an ex-girlfriend and drinking 2 beers and a pint of mojito (goddamn it was delicious though) ... so only as of las nite has my stomach (linening) come back online and my appetite and lower g.i. functions returned ... ive been sleeping about 10 hours a nite (as oppose to my usual 4) and have been in somewhat of a waking dream state for the past 4 days ... oh ... now i remember why i wanted to post this in the first place ... so las nite im pretty sure my body was hard at work tryin to rebuild my stomach and liver, and so i was blessed with a very long, very surreal fever-ish type dream ... the plot of which i could not tell you for the life of me, but the events/people included, (but by no means are limited to) ...

• gi joe-like characters ... at some points my dream was animated like the old 80s gi joes ... i can still smell the napalm ...
  
• monkeys
  
• me starring in a commercial that involved a bumper car and a talking monkey ... i think i got paid 85 bux to do it
  
• flea markets with an excess of old military paraphenalia
  
• small white nazis (with whom i got into a discussion on the meaning of the swastika)
  
• large black nazis (who were pretty chill)
  
• me trying to have sex in a hospital that had a kickass arcade in it ... the patients kept gettin up and so we kept gettin disturbed
  
• an italian street festival, where people were lining up to try to get into the commercial i ended up being in ... i think ... or maybe there were more commercials to be in ...
  
• the beach (i think thats where the commercial was filmed)
  
• a guy at the flea market who had nothing at his stand but gave me a large piece of paper with an angel drawn on it ... but one of those cutesy "love is..." looking angels ...
  

and so that was my weekend .... jus thought youd all like to know ...