Gotta Stop Taking Oxycotin Before Going on the Air

"[Roberta McCain] is absolutely right" in her assessment that that she belongs to a different Republican Party than he does, Limbaugh said during his radio show: "The Republican Party she belongs to gets shellacked election after election after election." So there are more than one Republican Part? One that wins elections? Oh! It now makes so much sense. Rush is really a backer of the Republican Party of Armenia.

Now it's Picture Time . . . .



Look! It's Rush Limbaugh from the 1970's! Is that really him? Who knows? I say yes! The internet told me! If a picture is worth 1000 words, I'm pretty sure most of those words would be the kid sayin, "Ow, your finger's not supposed to go there." Over and over again. Probably with some sobbing in between. A child is not supposed to be worn like a puppet.

Though the kid does kind of remind me of him . . . .

From the Front Page of the Trib

After 35 years as one of rock music's most persistent punch lines—the singer sounds like a girl, the songs are long and pedantic, some fans are obsessive, the band is indulgent and Canadian—Rush is suddenly cool. Though in the article they follow this line up with a quote from Chip Caray, so I think it's a little self-defeating.

Now time for some pictures that are absolutely not related to the article:


And don't forget to pay your taxes or teabags and what not: