Weirdness

Czech Shy Dwark

in the running for "Best Image on the Internet"

Got this image off a link off the ol' Wonkette (I need to stop biting them) ...
But this image is amazing. It was accompanied with the caption ...

The great flood has ended. The world and indeed all life is possible again! Noah, let's be happy, celebrate and have a party! Laughing

It's some weird game called ZooRace where you get to live out both your Furry fantasy, and your Old Testament Fantasies. Apparently in this version of the Bible, Noah's ark was some kind of floating gay discotheque with kitsch religious iconography on the walls that catered to a specifically Furry crowd.

Check out the gameplay! It looks like Mario Cart 64 without any of the cool characters, or items, or ... fun. Check out about 20 seconds in when all of a sudden there's dinosaurs?! Comon! We all know Michael Chriton invented those in a cabal-style conspiracy led by the Secularist Left!



Noah On The Moon, says it all ...

Baby Beat Box

(via this is the glamorous via Current)

more crap graphs

this wired article is claiming a correlation between a diminished amount of violent crime and the releasing of violent video games.

idiots.

jus like how the number of pirates per capita is directly related to global warming.

idiots.

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yeah that'll happen

more chicago style

hey, so check this out! they're makin a movie about humboldt park in the neighorhood i live in, ukrainian village! here's the imbd link ... for those unfamiliar with chicago geography, humboldt park is a predominantly puerto rican neighborhood of chicago just south/west of ukie village. my ma (100% ukrainian) grew up in humboldt park in the 50s n 60s when the area was still mostly ukrainian/polish (slavic immigrants, mostly post-world war two refugees, my ma was a DP) ... regardless, the way they've set up shop in my neighborhood makes me think the scenes here are gonna play a major role in the movie. so for those of you who see it (cause i probably won't) look for a bodega with a puerto rican flag outside it. that used to be (swear to god) "ukrainian village grocery store" and was as ukrainian as they come. recently a big ol' dominicks came to my block forcing this small grocery store out of business (usually this would infuriate me, but ukie village grocery store SUUUUUUCKED! only produce they ever had was moldy potatoes and rotten garlic (literally) ... i only bought beer there) so the store front had been fallow for a few months until last week when i came home and saw "BODEGA" where the "UKRAINIAN VILLAGE GROCERY STORE" sign used to be ... anyway, it's not like humboldt park is THAT bad that they would need to shoot the film literally 8 blocks away, but i'm sure the owners of the former grocery store aren't mindin' the fat check they gettin from the producers.

and one more chicago reference (specifically to hipsters and wicker park), this one from the prolific david cross in his wired article Games Gone Wild! ... that post is via pimpernel who is havin' his hair, toes and nails did and can't blog at the moment. real talk.