tape cassette optional

ladies and gentleman, we have officially entered ...

THE FUTURE!

meet BEAR, or The Battlefield Extraction Assist Robot. point 1 of BEAR ...

1. Teddy bear face designed to be reassuring

kinda like if teddy rupskin was given steroid pills and then forced mated with the robot that fixes luke's hand at the end of "the empire strikes back".

after i get fragged, and am lying; dieing on the battle field... i don't know that i want my last visions to be of a san-rio military bear robot. well, if i could change the cassette in his back to some foreigner... maybe.

those sexy icy ruskies n slavs ...

Russia redesigns military uniforms! ... she can court marshal me any day! scroll through the pictures to see some awesome haircuts! ... to be honest, i have no idea what these picures are of, but military uniform redesign sounds good, right ?

ok, and now these are just wrong ... 1, 2, 3 ... these have to be a joke right ? i mean, if anything this just gives more fodder to the sex-goof-balls they are fighting against ... plus they're just creepy ... pimpernel! i don't wanna catch you lookin at those for that long ...

my new favorite band, Rainbowdzhigits' new album "Osloebian Winter" ...
Tracklist:
1. Immortal Mountains Of Osloebia
2. Black Cloud Over The Churkestan

never has Osloebian Black Metal been so ... colorful ?