A number of players, including 18-year-old superstar Marie-Philip Poulin, were drinking alcohol on the ice following the team's 2-0 defeat of the United States. (The legal drinking age in British Columbia is 19.)
And in related news: you can take your apology and your trophy and shove it straight up your ass!
In other related news: Canada's olympic athletes are not that hot. Seriously, the 43 year old curler is in the top 10? No wonder they drink so much up there.
UPDATE: A post from the previously linked blog compares the hotness of US skier to Canadian skier and the dood fucks it up. Though the Canadian is not bad at all.
Showing posts with label booze. Show all posts
Showing posts with label booze. Show all posts
Feb 26, 2010
Apr 14, 2009
Driving Me to Drink
Personality traits such as perfectionism, overachiever tendencies and a workaholic nature may help high-functioning alcoholics succeed professionally despite their disease
Yeah, I got a rash
(Props to Baron von D for the link)
Yeah, I got a rash
(Props to Baron von D for the link)
May 16, 2008
Happy American Craft Beer Week!!!
Drink a pint and celebrate all that there is to being an American! And in case you're wondering, no, this is not a hallmark holiday. It's a Federal Holiday as proclaimed by House Resolution 753(which originated in the Committee on Government Reform for some reason). Here's my favorite part of HR 753:
"Whereas American crafter brewers promote the Nation's spirit of independence through a renaissance in hand-crafted beers like those first brought to colonial shores by European settlers and produced here by the Nation's founding fathers, including George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, for the enjoyment of the citizenry;"
That's right! Up your butt Independence Day! I got a new favorite holiday for celebrating being an American. And this mo-fo is a week long!
(On a personal note, this holiday could not have come at a better time. I lost a take-home exam that was due on Monday, had to rewrite 30+ pages of it on Sunday, had an in-class exam on Monday and then another on Tuesday.)
"Whereas American crafter brewers promote the Nation's spirit of independence through a renaissance in hand-crafted beers like those first brought to colonial shores by European settlers and produced here by the Nation's founding fathers, including George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, for the enjoyment of the citizenry;"
That's right! Up your butt Independence Day! I got a new favorite holiday for celebrating being an American. And this mo-fo is a week long!
(On a personal note, this holiday could not have come at a better time. I lost a take-home exam that was due on Monday, had to rewrite 30+ pages of it on Sunday, had an in-class exam on Monday and then another on Tuesday.)
Apr 4, 2008
boozin on a thursday nite
i know there are a plethora of sites out there that help you make a cocktail from random ingredients that most regular drinkers have around the house. input 3 or more different boozes/mixers/garnishes and it spits out a drink possibility. personally, i've never been happy with the results ... maybe i've only had incompatible mixing agents, but i would rather assume that those websites are just not very good. that being said, i was itching for a drink tonite after finishing a bottle of wine and so took a chance .. so without further ado ... if yer in a pinch, and you happen to have these items available, here is an excellent cocktail....
- 3 ice cubes
- 4 parts brewed iced tea (unsweetened)
- 3 parts rum (flavored rum works well too, i used raspberry rum as it was all that was available)
- 1 part triple sec
- 1 sprig of fresh mint
- serve in an old-fashioned glass
it's a little sweeter then i usually prefer in a drink, but then beggars can't be choosers.
i think with a lil' more triple sec and maybe a less sweet rum this could be a really amazing drink. the triple sec helps to bring out the "leafy" taste of the iced tea which is the flavor i prefer when sipping on tea.
so, in honor of today, it shall be called The Landmine.
i think with a lil' more triple sec and maybe a less sweet rum this could be a really amazing drink. the triple sec helps to bring out the "leafy" taste of the iced tea which is the flavor i prefer when sipping on tea.
so, in honor of today, it shall be called The Landmine.
Mar 6, 2008
I drink it from my ba-ba
WHAT? No i will NOT put down the colorforms! Who do you think you are?!
You don't KNOW ME, you don't play in my park. I will shove my foot so far up your ass you will be tasting Velcro for weeks.
I AM using my INSIDE VOICE.
Fine! Fuck it, I'm out.
Where the hell is my Big Wheel? You better tell me where you moved that shit, asshole. And if I don't find my backpack in the cubby-hole where I left it, Spongebob as my witness, I will choke you with your own paste.
THE COPS?!?!! Are you kidding me?!
You mainstream that spaz Jake over there, but I decide to have a little fun before nap time and you call the Fuzz?!
Ahh no, Jake buddy....No, no Jake come on I didn't mean it. I'm sorry man. Really sorry man. Somebody get over here and unhook his harness so I can give him a hug.
See, isn't that better. This is nice Jake, huh?
Man I'm sorry you guys. You're just looking out for me.
Hey JESSICA! Remember how on Hundred Day we BOTH brought in 100 Cheerios in a ziplock. Yea, that was awesome.
Man.
I love you guys.
You don't KNOW ME, you don't play in my park. I will shove my foot so far up your ass you will be tasting Velcro for weeks.
I AM using my INSIDE VOICE.
Fine! Fuck it, I'm out.
Where the hell is my Big Wheel? You better tell me where you moved that shit, asshole. And if I don't find my backpack in the cubby-hole where I left it, Spongebob as my witness, I will choke you with your own paste.
THE COPS?!?!! Are you kidding me?!
You mainstream that spaz Jake over there, but I decide to have a little fun before nap time and you call the Fuzz?!
Ahh no, Jake buddy....No, no Jake come on I didn't mean it. I'm sorry man. Really sorry man. Somebody get over here and unhook his harness so I can give him a hug.
See, isn't that better. This is nice Jake, huh?
Man I'm sorry you guys. You're just looking out for me.
Hey JESSICA! Remember how on Hundred Day we BOTH brought in 100 Cheerios in a ziplock. Yea, that was awesome.
Man.
I love you guys.
Jan 18, 2008
an open letter to bogardus
Dear Bogardus,
While the image you posted is "intriguing" in the purest sense of the word, it is neither amusing nor poignant. First off, your thesis states no citation whatsoever! It will not be hard to dismantle the proposed hypothesis which I will summarize for you, as you provided none. "That in early 2006, internet instances of "anal fisting" (from here on AF) increased roughly 500% while internet instances of "ass to mouth" (from here on, ATM) stayed on track." In this case, an "internet instance" is limited to web searches and news articles. Now, one might make the obvious conclusion that in January of 2006, Samuel Alito was sworn in as Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. This was of course hastened by the leaving of Sandra Day O'Connor, who we all know, loved the ATM. With yet another conservative on the grand stand, it would seem obvious that the country was doing as much internet research on AF as they could, to be prepared for when Bush's judges repeal Roe v Wade, Brown v The Board of Education, the 13th amendment, et. al. However, I offer a different suggestion to the increased interest in AF. A quick "Google Trends" search of simply "fisting" shows the same trend as "AF" does.1 The correlation isn't obvious yet, until one starts to think in a slightly more abstract way about "fisting". First, the increase in the evangelical movement seen in America through 2005 and 2006 might have led to this increased presence, as is evident by this Christian's account of the "Fist of Might". As the shroud of mystery is raised, we see a trend amongst the conservatives to address fisting straight away, perhaps intimidated or intrigued by the prospect. Well, whatever the real reason, I just wanted to get that image off the front page when you first click to the blog ... bogardus, comon now! save that kinda stuff for a forum or something, lets try to keep the 13-year-old-sex-is-funny-jokes to a minimum and WTF humor also to a nill ... or if you must, at least make it ironic, or point out how idiotic it is ... please, pretty please, pretty pretty please ... with an LOLCAT on top ...
Yours truly,
Driznastic
ps I'm not saying that "trend" isn't weird, it is ... very weird ... and disturbing ... something i could have lived without ...
and ...
we used to spit on the one in our neighborhood, but these fine folks have decided to do something creative with their hatred of Hummer H2s.
also ...
champale? champaign malt liqour!? where have you been all my life!?
i tried that line on my girl once, that guy had better luck apparently
While the image you posted is "intriguing" in the purest sense of the word, it is neither amusing nor poignant. First off, your thesis states no citation whatsoever! It will not be hard to dismantle the proposed hypothesis which I will summarize for you, as you provided none. "That in early 2006, internet instances of "anal fisting" (from here on AF) increased roughly 500% while internet instances of "ass to mouth" (from here on, ATM) stayed on track." In this case, an "internet instance" is limited to web searches and news articles. Now, one might make the obvious conclusion that in January of 2006, Samuel Alito was sworn in as Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. This was of course hastened by the leaving of Sandra Day O'Connor, who we all know, loved the ATM. With yet another conservative on the grand stand, it would seem obvious that the country was doing as much internet research on AF as they could, to be prepared for when Bush's judges repeal Roe v Wade, Brown v The Board of Education, the 13th amendment, et. al. However, I offer a different suggestion to the increased interest in AF. A quick "Google Trends" search of simply "fisting" shows the same trend as "AF" does.1 The correlation isn't obvious yet, until one starts to think in a slightly more abstract way about "fisting". First, the increase in the evangelical movement seen in America through 2005 and 2006 might have led to this increased presence, as is evident by this Christian's account of the "Fist of Might". As the shroud of mystery is raised, we see a trend amongst the conservatives to address fisting straight away, perhaps intimidated or intrigued by the prospect. Well, whatever the real reason, I just wanted to get that image off the front page when you first click to the blog ... bogardus, comon now! save that kinda stuff for a forum or something, lets try to keep the 13-year-old-sex-is-funny-jokes to a minimum and WTF humor also to a nill ... or if you must, at least make it ironic, or point out how idiotic it is ... please, pretty please, pretty pretty please ... with an LOLCAT on top ...
Yours truly,
Driznastic
ps I'm not saying that "trend" isn't weird, it is ... very weird ... and disturbing ... something i could have lived without ...
and ...
we used to spit on the one in our neighborhood, but these fine folks have decided to do something creative with their hatred of Hummer H2s.
also ...
champale? champaign malt liqour!? where have you been all my life!?
i tried that line on my girl once, that guy had better luck apparently
Dood still looks scary
Bin Laden's braided peacenik son on a mission.
Goose Island has a new beer! This is a beer that should be reserved for rites of manhood, secret society initiations, mythical quests or road trips of Hunter Thompsonesque proportions. If Bourbon County Brand were a planet, it would have lesser bottles of beer orbiting it.
Goose Island has a new beer! This is a beer that should be reserved for rites of manhood, secret society initiations, mythical quests or road trips of Hunter Thompsonesque proportions. If Bourbon County Brand were a planet, it would have lesser bottles of beer orbiting it.
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