Hard Ass Old People

Because this is how shit goes down in Actor's hood:

But in the meantime I'm going to think about kicking up my workout intensity a bit so I can come back next year and kick some senior ass.

Better than a cripple fight

Cause this never gets old. At first I thought my connection was slow and making the video choppy. Nope, just some slow ass old people.

Apparenly standing on your finger is the pride of Chinese culture. If the Chinese ever get youtube, their idea of entertainment will expand exponentially.

More than half a century later, having achieved geriatric gangster status, amassing several million dollars from his nude- and topless-dancing operations, and with his wife of 36 years bailing out on him, Frank grabbed this other girl, 18, fondling and then offering her $500 to go to bed with him. Not a good move for an old con on parole. Damn, when I'm near 100 I want to be known as the Stripper King.

Intergalactic Evanston Internet Shout Out!

So now that the election is over, wonkette is having some rough times finding things to post. So they are reduced to posting shit from the Skokie Review (5th one-liner) about an old lady in Evanston who kept dead bodies in her house for a couple decades. The good people at the Skokie Review probably had a good time this morning trying to figure out why there were so many hits to their website. And apparently none of the commenters, except one, like Evanston.

By the way, didn't Actor used to live pretty close to there?

Ivor Cutler

Lemme pile on some more youtube clips:

Harmonium
Happy
Gimme some more

Ivor Cutler, we hardly knew ye

CNN Hates (Loves?) Abe Vigoda

The #4 most popular article on cnn.com this morning is: Abe Vigoda is Still Alive. I can't tell if it's a "Let's Celebrate Vigoda Living!" article or a "Damn, can you believe he's still alive?" article.

That being said, the article is more popular than news of a dead german zookeeper and a dead cat. It's not as popular as 9 dead Finnish kids.

Oh yeah, I think I also heard something about how the government is going to dump a bunch of cash into our economy and cause inflation to skyrocket, but I, like most CNN readers, were more concerned with Abe Vigoda still being alive.

Old Strippers

"No, no. I'm not ready to hang up my G-string, yet. I've got too many fans that would be disappointed."

Fits well with this Bluntest throwback

What's good enough for Elvis . . . .

CNN News Nuggets

Jungle Fever

Dead hookers

Dead ducks

Hawaii for Hawaiians

'Very excitable virgins' dominate town (That's the real headline, for realsy)

Cafferty: How can the GOP attract young voters? (Ask Congressman Foley, though what do you expect from the party who had Jack A. Boehner as their House Majority Leader)

Not even LSD can make this pig fly

And speaking of LSD

I am the Walrus (who wants to dose Nixon)

OG's (Old Gangstas)

Police in Lake Worth, Florida, say the 85-year-old woman is seen and heard on the video threatening to shoot "all the pigs."

For realsy, this is a problem we must address as a nation!

If only we had someone to save us!

MORTALEM UITAM MORS IMMORTALIS ADEMIT

Bernie Barker, we hardly knew ye
Careful of this link if you're at work or not confident in your male sexuality)

Bernie Barker, July, 31 1940 - March 21, 2007