Free Trade at Its Finest!

The US gets cheap labor, Mexico gets lessons on how to torture

It's 3 AM and There's a Phone Ringing . . . .

and it's coming from inside your pants!!!

Ok, so I couldn't find the clip I was looking for.

That little girl wants Obama answering the phone, not Clinton

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

"Among the techniques the field manual prohibits are . . . stripping them naked, forcing them to perform or mimic sexual acts." Cause if you can't rape a prisoner, then the terrorists have already won.

They want you as a new recruit


And for some reason, there's a whole bunch of French movies on youtube that use In the Navy as the background music. I don't get it.



Unrelatedly, CBS 2 makes a jizzm joke. And by the way CBS, smurfs are blue. What assholes.

UPDATE: For Actor