NEWS! NEWS! NEWS!

CNN Headlines, unedited:

Yanks to hide Wang on disabled list?

Bag of poo sent home in kid's backpack (This is seriously the only time I was thinking of buying a t-shirt with a cnn headline on it)

Ha, the url says "poop". CNN called the shit poop! CNN, you are the cause of the decline in journalism. Stay classy Atlanta.

start the week off right

Here's an awesome blog I stumbled upon while reading up on Giant Jellyfish ... Pink Tentacle! I couldn't find an about page so don't really know what's up with it, but it's just a Japanese-centric blog of cool and weird stuff. The link above goes straight to all tags labeled "Anamoly" which is where all the good stuff is ... entries include "Monster Mummies of Japan", "Monster octopi with scores of extra tentacles" and "Edo-period UFO" ... good pictures too!

koala and calarmari

The Pimpernel hipped me to a film so intriguing I had to check it out ... Executive Koala! ... This bizarre Japanese films delivers a heaping handful of "huhs?" and "whats?" as a giant man-sized Koala sets out from his executive-level job at a Pickle distributor to solve the mystery of his murdered girlfriend ... His boss is a giant rabbit and the convenience store clerk is a giant frog ... no one seems to care about either of these facts though ... the movie is truly too bizarre to try and describe without giving away crucial parts ... just know that the trailer here is waaaay more dark than the actual movie which includes Korean martial arts, a musical-esque trial scene, koala/human bondage and REVENGE!



Apparently this director has another movie titled "Calamari Wrestler" I still have yet to see ... looks pretty damn awesome though ...



yeah! posting at 12:30 on a Friday night! rockin it ... rock rockin it ...

DAMN YOU MOBSTERS!!!!!

You've successfully thwarted my planned trip to Summerland, Japan

because it will inevitably be removed at some point ...

As a general rule, people affiliated with mobsters or criminal organizations are not allowed to enter the premises. The same applies to people wearing tattoos. This rule will become effective on 1 July 2008 and applies to the entire premises of Tokyo Summerland. Any people found to be ignoring the above rule will be asked to leave.

※Tattoos: including body sticker and body paint.

though at the bottom ...

Once exiting the park, for re-entry, please have your hand stamped or receive a re-entry ticket at the front gate.

Curse you Summerland and your re-entry conundrum!!!!

To the Nerdery!

Nerdiness is in the Eye of the Beholder



(Thanks to Baron von D for the link)

If The Boobs Do Not Fit, You Must Acquit

"I used to hate my body so much," Kozakura, who has appeared in product commercials on television, told the private Asahi network in an interview aired Tuesday. "But it was my breasts" that won in court, she said.

A demo at 3:40