Hard Ass Old People

Because this is how shit goes down in Actor's hood:

But in the meantime I'm going to think about kicking up my workout intensity a bit so I can come back next year and kick some senior ass.

Better than a cripple fight

Cause this never gets old. At first I thought my connection was slow and making the video choppy. Nope, just some slow ass old people.

Apparenly standing on your finger is the pride of Chinese culture. If the Chinese ever get youtube, their idea of entertainment will expand exponentially.

More than half a century later, having achieved geriatric gangster status, amassing several million dollars from his nude- and topless-dancing operations, and with his wife of 36 years bailing out on him, Frank grabbed this other girl, 18, fondling and then offering her $500 to go to bed with him. Not a good move for an old con on parole. Damn, when I'm near 100 I want to be known as the Stripper King.

Old Strippers

"No, no. I'm not ready to hang up my G-string, yet. I've got too many fans that would be disappointed."

Fits well with this Bluntest throwback

What's good enough for Elvis . . . .